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Husband and wife worm farmers from Missouri who are partnering with nature for a sustainable future. #gardening #regenerative #composting #wormdiggity
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I Wet My Plants - Smug Hat
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Description: Mom would be so proud.

Tags: dirt, gardener, gardening, plant lady, plant lover

I Wet My Plants - Smug Hat

by Suburban Worms

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A Little Dirt Never Hurt Hat
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Description: I soiled myself...how embarrassing.

Tags: composting, dirt, gardener, gardening, plant humor

A Little Dirt Never Hurt Hat

by Suburban Worms

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Can't Touch This Hat
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Description: Stop, Hammer Time!

Tags: cacti, cactus, cactus puns, cant touch this, cute cactus

Can't Touch This Hat

by Suburban Worms

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Smarty Plants Hat
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Description: Jokes about plants are very niche. It's really something you grow into.

Tags: big brain, composting, ferns, gardening, genius

Smarty Plants Hat

by Suburban Worms

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I'm a Succa for You Hat
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Description: Aloe you vera much.

Tags: aloe vera, cactus, composting, kawaii cute, korean heart

I'm a Succa for You Hat

by Suburban Worms

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Rad...ish Hat
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Description: When you're feeling kinda cool.

Tags: composting, farmer, garden, garden lover, gardening

Rad...ish Hat

by Suburban Worms

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Global Worming Hat
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Description: What are we going to do tonight? The same thing we do every night, try and take over the world!

Tags: climate change, composting, earthworm, earthworms, fishing

Global Worming Hat

by Suburban Worms

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Worm Castings. They're the Sh** Hat
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Description: Worm castings = a nice way of saying worm poop.

Tags: composting, fertilizers, garden, gardening, plants

Worm Castings. They're the Sh** Hat

by Suburban Worms

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Worm Tea Party Hat
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Description: Ain’t no party like a worm tea party ‘cuz a worm tea party helps plants!

Tags: compost, earthworm, earthworms, garden, gardening

Worm Tea Party Hat

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The Early Worm Gets The Bird Hat
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Description: Birds aren't real. Feed the worms your food waste instead.

Tags: bird jokes, birds, birds arent real, composting, early bird

The Early Worm Gets The Bird Hat

by Suburban Worms

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Worm Sneak Attack Hat
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Description: Revenge of the worm.

Tags: bird watcher, birds, composting, decomposer, earthworms

Worm Sneak Attack Hat

by Suburban Worms

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The Early Bird Gets The Worm Hat
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Description: Like, really gets it.

Tags: biodegradable, birds, compost, earthworms, fertilizer

The Early Bird Gets The Worm Hat

by Suburban Worms

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I Wet My Plants - Kawaii Hat
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Description: Unbeleafable.

Tags: composting, floral, flower, garden, gardener

I Wet My Plants - Kawaii Hat

by Suburban Worms

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I Soiled Myself - Embarassed Hat
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Description: with worm castings.

Tags: compost, fertilizers, flowers, gardener, gardening

I Soiled Myself - Embarassed Hat

by Suburban Worms

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Proud Plant Parent Hat
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Description: Support plant parenthood.

Tags: composting, crazy plant lady, flowers, gardening, gardner

Proud Plant Parent Hat

by Suburban Worms

$12 $19

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Soil Mates Hat
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Description: Plant puns have a way of growing on people.

Tags: composting, flowers, gardener, gardening, kawaii

Soil Mates Hat

by Suburban Worms

$12 $19

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I Like Worm Hugs Hat
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Description: A good hug brings healing to the soil.

Tags: compost, composting, earthworm, gardener, gardening

I Like Worm Hugs Hat

by Suburban Worms

$12 $19

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Save Earth, Grow Worms Hat
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Description: Why are worms considered great company? Because they are always down to earth.

Tags: compost, composting, decomposition, fertilizer, gardener

Save Earth, Grow Worms Hat

by Suburban Worms

$12 $19

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Compost Tea Hat
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Description: To wet your plants, not your palate.

Tags: compost tea, composting, decomposition, gardener, gardening

Compost Tea Hat

by Suburban Worms

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Plants Are My Favorite People Hat
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Description: Introverts unite! Separately...in our own gardens.

Tags: composting, earthworms, flowers, garden, gardening

Plants Are My Favorite People Hat

by Suburban Worms

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Compost: So Hot Right Now Hat
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Description: Just like Hansel. #zoolanderreference

Tags: vermicomposting, worm farming, worms, garden, plants

Compost: So Hot Right Now Hat

by Suburban Worms

$12 $19

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I ♥️ Worm Poo! Hat
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Description: Worm poo = a natural alternative to chemical fertilizers #wormdiggity

Tags: castings, composting, farming, fertilizers, garden

I ♥️ Worm Poo! Hat

by Suburban Worms

$12 $19

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Suburban Worms Logo Hat
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Description: For people who want to show their support for our small business.

Tags: composting, farming, gardening, nature, regenerative

Suburban Worms Logo Hat

by Suburban Worms

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Suburban Worms Logo - White Design Hat
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Description: If you want to show support for our small business.

Tags: composting, farming, gardening, nature, regenerative

Suburban Worms Logo - White Design Hat

by Suburban Worms

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Suburban Worms Logo - Black Design Hat
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Description: If you want to show support for our small business.

Tags: composting, farming, gardening, nature, regenerative

Suburban Worms Logo - Black Design Hat

by Suburban Worms

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