Suburban Worms

Description: Mom would be so proud.

Description: I soiled myself...how embarrassing.

Description: Stop, Hammer Time!

Description: Jokes about plants are very niche. It's really something you grow into.

Description: For all the English teachers and worm farmers out there...or is that just me?

Description: You just can't be beet.

Description: You grow girl!

Description: Aloe you vera much.

Description: A dirty sense of humor is so ground-breaking.

Description: Confidence is important, but Jesus is importanter

Description: When you're feeling kinda cool.

Description: What are we going to do tonight? The same thing we do every night, try and take over the world!

Description: Worm castings = a nice way of saying worm poop.

Description: Ain’t no party like a worm tea party ‘cuz a worm tea party helps plants!

Description: Birds aren't real. Feed the worms your food waste instead.

Description: Revenge of the worm.

Description: Like, really gets it.

Description: With worm tea.

Description: Unbeleafable.

Description: with worm castings.

Description: with worm castings.

Description: Support plant parenthood.

Description: Plant puns have a way of growing on people.

Description: A good hug brings healing to the soil.

Description: Why are worms considered great company? Because they are always down to earth.

Description: To wet your plants, not your palate.

Description: Introverts unite! Separately...in our own gardens.

Description: Just like Hansel. #zoolanderreference

Description: Worm poo = a natural alternative to chemical fertilizers #wormdiggity