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Description: For 2 years of my time at the Jungle Cruise, I ended my trips by pulling up to the dock and saying "Welcome back to that magical land of adventure that we like to call... Adventureland". But, there was a sub-joke that happened when a boat loader named Brien would detect a pause, and before I said "Adventureland" he would say "Dangerplace" and cut me off. So, for months this went on and became it's own joke, so it gets a shirt too... Oh, and for 12 years I have hosted a podcast about the Jungle Cruise at all 4 Disney parks that have it. It's a lot of fun, and fans of Disney or adventure should check it out everywhere podcasts can be downloaded.
Description: "Welcome back to that magical land of adventure that we like to call... Adventureland" was how I ended my boat trips for 2 years at Disneyland's Jungle Cruise. I always wanted to make a shirt based around that line, so here it is. Also, for 12 years I've hosted a podcast called "Tales from the Jungle Crews". If you're a Disney fan, or a Jungle Cruise fan, it's a great listen...
Description: I've been trying to play with retro styles lately, and this was based off an old 1970's t-shirt that I found. I tried to imagine how this pattern would feel on an old shirt, so the tri-blend t-shirts with their heathered styles are probably the best fit. I also did a non-distressed version of this, if you aren't into a wash and wear feel.
Description: Skipper Blue did an amazing job on his Skipper Frank drawing, and people want it as a straight graphic shirt, so here we are. We're super excited about the Jungle Cruise Movie, and our shop and podcast have all sorts of great info about it. Tales from the Jungle Crews, everywhere podcasts are downloaded
Description: So, a few years ago, there was a Facebook thread among Jungle Cruise Skippers of multiple generations. The older Skippers were upset about the "feminization" of the Jungle. Skipper Richard Wallace has done some amazing art of female Skippers hanging out in the Jungle for one of our card games. I thought I'd give them some new life.
Description: Once upon a time, two guys had a dream. To make the best darn tiki bar ever... in the back yard of their apartment. And for a while, that brief shining dream came true in the form of Malaria Mike's. (And I thought it was just about time to make a t-shirt out of it.) Oh, and all sales from this shirt will go to benefit Skipper Eddie and Skipper Mike, the founders of Malaria Mike's.
Description: Imagine that it's 1986. Some of your favorite cartoons are in the afternoon. What if there was a "lost" Jungle Cruise cartoon that was barely remembered? Do you remember it? Going back all those years? Somewhere after Rescue Rangers & before Tail Spin? Ah, well, our memories play tricks on us... Well, it didn't really happen that way, but this shirt featuring art from Skipper Richard Wallace imagines such an amazing event. Now if only they will make a major theatrical movie featuring the Jungle Cruise... (This shirt looks best on the tri-blend cotton shirts in the weathered tones, but will work on any mid-range color... your choice) We are offering two different looks, a pre-aged version and a 'clean' version...
Description: Imagine that it's 1986. Some of your favorite cartoons are in the afternoon. What if there was a "lost" Jungle Cruise cartoon that was barely remembered? Do you remember it? Going back all those years? Somewhere after Rescue Rangers & before Tail Spin? Ah, well, our memories play tricks on us... Well, it didn't really happen that way, but this shirt featuring art from Skipper Richard Wallace imagines such an amazing event. Now if only they will make a major theatrical movie featuring the Jungle Cruise... (This shirt looks best on the tri-blend cotton shirts in the weathered tones, but will work on any mid-range color... your choice) We are offering two different looks, a pre-aged version and a 'clean' version...
Description: So, I could give you a nice long explanation of why the Skippers of Disney's Jungle Cruise ride spell it "Bote" when so many other people spell it "Boat". But, it's a long and boring story, with a lot of historical call backs to the 1970's and 80's... So, instead, I'll tell you that the primary people who are probably looking at this shirt are the Skippers and fans of the ride, because they were probably linked here because of the Jungle Crews podcast, the oral history of Disney's Jungle Cruise ride. Hundreds of hours of really great stories of an incredibly fun job that was loved by all.
Description: I've been trying to play with retro styles lately, and this was based off an old 1970's t-shirt that I found. I tried to imagine how this pattern would feel on an old shirt, so the tri-blend t-shirts with their heathered styles are probably the best fit. I also did a distressed version of this for a wash and wear feel.
Description: There's a lot of misconception about the misspellings of "Bote" that are out there. Some people even think there is an "A" in it. (I guess there is... "A bote") But, Jungle Skippers of modern generations know their vehicles of choice by this 4 letter name. This work features art by Skipper Richard Wallace, one of the contributors to the Skipper Store
Description: Skipper Richard Wallace is the gift that keeps on giving. Last year, we did a bunch of art for a Kickstarter game, and we had a lot of pieces left over. We're going to start uploading them so you can have some fun with them. This little beauty is going straight onto a black t-shirt, and also a car sticker for me.
Description: There's a joke at the Jungle Cruise at Disneyland... it goes something like this... (Pulling into the Hippopotamus pool at night...) "Now, we have had a miraculous thing happen right here at the Jungle Cruise, right here in the Hippo pool. Just a few days ago, a baby hippo was born here in the Hippo pool. And on quiet nights, like tonight, when the moon is shining, you can sometimes hear the baby hippo calling out to it's mother... Why don't you just listen. Nice and quiet now..." <long pause> "HEY MA!" "There it is folks... did you hear it." Now, that's a total inside joke, and one that barely anyone will get, but I had a friend who wanted it on a shirt, so I made it, and here it is...
Description: So, I lived my whole life by the Ferris Bueller creed. I styled myself on that character. Down to the exact vest. But then one day I realized, I had changed. I stopped taking risks. I went safe. All in all, it turned out I was... a Cameron. And maybe this is something that's happened to you too...
Description: On February 27th, 2020, the event known as the "Sinking of the Bomokandi Bertha" shook the internet. We take a moment to remember all the socks that were moistened, the memes that were born, and the Skippers who laughed their asses off. (Except for whomever was in the boat. Wow. Sympathy to you.)
Description: Explain a Jungle Cruise Skipper to someone who has never been on the ride? Ever been in a discussion with a Jungle Cruise Skipper, and the most random (but funny) joke or pun comes out? Well, it's because of the very unique qualities of the Jungle Cruise Skipper's brain. This is an approximate visual representation of it.
Description: Skipper Ash Rodriguez has joined our Skipper Store community, with her piece lovingly blending the most terrifying monster ever seen in the Jungle, capable of horror and terror, and then some other fish guy. We love this, and we hope you do too! Check out her website at ashrodriguezmakeup.weebly.com.
Description: To a Jungle Cruise Skipper, there's nothing like the feeling when you step into a bote. (Sure, some people call it a boat, but we know how to spell it.) It's a magical feeling, where you feel utterly comfortable to be yourself, and you know that you belong. In other words... home.
Description: To a Jungle Cruise Skipper, there's nothing like the feeling when you step into a bote. (Sure, some people call it a boat, but we know how to spell it.) It's a magical feeling, where you feel utterly comfortable to be yourself, and you know that you belong. In other words... home.
