The Skipper Store

What sort of engine goes into a boat that is worthy of exploring the vast and untamed wilds of the Lands of Adventure? Why, a Miracle Boat Engine Company engine, of course. Known for its reliability and worthiness to handle even the worst of jokes, the Miracle is an amazing engine.

The Derm Luggage Company of Tuskaloosa Alabama is proud to present their 1938 collection of luggage, featuring their new, larger trunk. Don't forget to travel well, and always remember to Pack-a-Derm!

Well... We love hippos over here at the Jungle Crews, and this design popped out of our heads like a hippo popping out of the water. It looks amazing on a bunch of different colors, and it's basically a CMYK registration error that just looked damn cool. Enjoy it!

There are many Jungle Cruise boats that are named after rivers. These are the main 6 that Jungle Skippers think of, and I wanted to make a shirt that gave a little bit of love to the fantastic boats and their rivers.

What's out in the Jungle? How do you explain the Jungle Cruise? Well, this shirt sort of sums it up. (Not really, but it sort of gets around the general idea)

There's a lot of myths out there in the world. Flat earthers, contrails, and that there were more than 3 Indiana Jones movies. This final one has never been proven, and there is no evidence to support it. Still, the Indiana Jones Trilogy are 3 of the best films in existence.

Sure, we all know that the State Animal of California is a bear. (Wait, you knew that, right?) But, what of the noble and majestic Hippopotamus? This gentle yet deadly creature sums up the true dichotomy that is California. Plus, we all know that Hippos are only dangerous if they wiggle their ears and blow bubbles.

At the World Famous Jungle Cruise in Anaheim, a series of gunshots fired indicate problems with the ride or boats. a "6 Shot" situation is the worst, meaning your boat has come off it's guide. From the dock, hearing 6 "bangs" is a rare occurrence, but standing there when you hear it is an unforgettable experience. (This is a very specific and niche design, really just for Jungle Cruise Skippers from DIsneyland...)

First in a series of designs inspired by my favorite attractions and vintage travel souvenirs

Hippos... why did it have to be hippos? In this piece by Richard Wallace, we have our hero, Skipper Gary London, escaping a wild herd of Hippos as he has disturbed the sanctity of a temple in the middle of the Jungle. All in a day's work at the office, right? (Art by the incredible Skipper Richard Wallace)

This is a reprint of a design we did for our 2016 Kickstarter campaign, and a few people have asked for it to be available again. Proudly proclaim that you are going to live life like it was a ride... a theme park ride... with fake animals. But one that you are going to conquer with style, panache, and a snappy hat. (As you may have noticed, much of our work revolves around Disneyland’s Jungle Cruise Skipper culture. We host a podcast devoted to the subject, and these items are independent homages to the Golden Era of Adventure that the stories from the ride take place in.)

The logo of the wildly popular "Tales from the Jungle Crews" podcast, the only Pod devoted to Disney's Jungle Cruise ride, its history, and the Skippers that have made it an iconic adventure for 60+ years.

Jungle Skippers have a style all of their own, and we celebrate that with our "Skipper Wear" shirts. For the subtle Jungle Skip who wants to make a statement, but doesn't want it blaringly loud through a bullhorn (As you may have noticed, much of our work revolves around Disneyland’s Jungle Cruise Skipper culture. We host a podcast devoted to the subject, and these items are independent homages to the Golden Era of Adventure that the stories from the ride take place in.)

Jungle Skippers have a style all of their own, and we celebrate that with our "Skipper Wear" shirts. For the subtle Jungle Skip who wants to make a statement, but doesn't want it blaringly loud through a bullhorn (As you may have noticed, much of our work revolves around Disneyland’s Jungle Cruise Skipper culture. We host a podcast devoted to the subject, and these items are independent homages to the Golden Era of Adventure that the stories from the ride take place in.)

We all have Parents. Well, that is the assumption. I mean, otherwise, how does that work? Regardless of that, we know that the parents of Jungle Cruise Skippers are a special breed. They have to, well... put up with us. Put up with the jokes, the silliness, the horribly scheduled hours. But, still, at the end of the day, they are proud of us... Somewhat.

We all have Partners and Spouses. People who are the center of our world, and we are theirs... But we know that the partners of Jungle Cruise Skippers are a special breed. They have to, well... put up with us. Put up with the jokes, the silliness, the horribly scheduled hours. But, still, at the end of the day, they are proud of us... Somewhat.

Everyone wants to be a Princess, right? All the working on the latest dress for the next ball. Plus, there's always managing the servants and the house, balancing the castle budget, and so so many rooms to decorate. Plus, the moment there's an uprising, guess who gets their head on the chopping block first. That's why everyone wants to be a Jungle Skipper. No responsibility, a life of adventure, and a remarkably low level of interaction with French peasants. (As you may have noticed, much of our work revolves around Disneyland’s Jungle Cruise Skipper culture. We host a podcast devoted to the subject, and these items are independent homages to the Golden Era of Adventure that the stories from the ride take place in.)

Who can forget Jungle Wars, Episode 4 (A Gnu Hope) and the valiant exploits of scoundrel Hippo Solo? For so long there was a controversy, but no matter how much the films are digitally altered, we all know that the Hippo shot first. (And that's why so many people seem to shoot at hippos, particularly Skippers on Disney's Jungle Cruise ride)

One question of fans of Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room is "What happened to Rosita"? Well, now we know... Rosita was a very unhappy cockatoo. She was shunned by her sisters, Collette, Suzette, Mimi, Gigi, Fifi and Josephine. She was shut out of the show, and she went to live a life of crime and revenge... And now she has a very famous roadside taco stand where she serves up revenge against the object of her ire, the parrots who put her out of show business... with a side of cilantro.

Hippos and guns. Guns and hippos. So much of a Jungle Skipper's life seems to revolve around those two things. Well, that and bad jokes. Still, the fraternity of Skippers is 60+ years old, and it never leaves your blood. (As you may have noticed, much of our work revolves around Disneyland’s Jungle Cruise Skipper culture. We host a podcast devoted to the subject, and these items are independent homages to the Golden Era of Adventure that the stories from the ride take place in.)

Skipper Jay Sabicer's contribution to the Skipper Store is this lovely Hippo Crossing sign that would fit in perfectly to the rivers of adventure. Too bad the Skipper's shot was so bad

The story of Alexander Hippoton is a long storied story in the annals of Jungle Cruise history. This plucky young Hippo rose up and help found his nation, trampling the British and ensuring the right to wiggle his ears and blow bubbles. The musical version of his life is even now burning up ticket sales in the Hippo pool...

Sadly, the Hippotarians didn't win the 2016 election, but we can all stand behind them. Actually, based on the amount of poo that is thrown by a Hippo, standing behind one is a pretty bad idea. Still, there's always 2020, and we can stand beside our Hippo brethren as they get the political clout they deserve.

Many people know that the Hippopotamus is the most dangerous mammal on the planet. However, what they don't know is that part of the reason that more humans are killed by Hippos than any other animal is because of their incredible powers of mesmerization and mind control. It is true, and anyone who sees you wearing this garment will surely fall under your powers...

The FOOH celebrates the brotherhood of Jungle Skippers from across the world. From Anaheim, Orlando, Tokyo, and Hong Kong, these amazing Skips have been delivering passengers and humor for 60+ years, and the Order is a support organization making sure that the Skips know they are never alone..

Now, I don't know much about animals... Ok, I know nearly nothing about animals. But when I go to the zoo, there's one thing I do know. They call these ones, "Stripey Horseys"... (This shirt is in homage to the Jungle Cruise's very famous Stripey Horseys, who have been hanging out on the Veldt for a very long time... and yet few Skippers seem to be able to figure out what they really are...)

Not only is Bertha the most famous elephant in the Indian Elephant Bathing Pool, she is also skilled in her after hours activities. After years of bringing the beats to the Jungle Pool Party, she is now doing sets at a local night club, Sam’s Place. She’s definitely the only DJ who ever scratches the vinyl with their nose.

The hottest Bluegrass club around... come listen to the musical stylings of Big Al, Henry, Max, Wendell, Sammy, Zeke, Liver Lips, the beautiful Teddi Barra, Shaker, Ernest, and all your other favorite performers.

The lighter side of cannibalism and coffee jokes at the Jungle Cruise

One of our "lost" designs from our first version of the Skipper Store, but showcasing that cannibalism jokes and caffeine never really go out of style.

I don’t get the fascination with pirates. They were filthy, alcohol soaked, scurvy mouthed, bug ridden boat roaches. They didn’t have respect for a man’s property, respect for ladies, or even respect for basic hygiene. Yet, for some reason we idolize them, give them a theme park ride, and 5 movies. (one of which was good.) Give me a Jungle Skipper any day of the week… (As you may have noticed, much of our work revolves around Disneyland’s Jungle Cruise Skipper culture. We host a podcast devoted to the subject, and these items are independent homages to the Golden Era of Adventure that the stories from the ride take place in.)

A lot of people don't know this, but before Mara got into the whole "Temple" game, Mara helped people with their eyesight. It's true. Many Gods had alternative jobs. Thor was a podiatrist. Jesus was a carpenter. Aphrodite did pin-up work with racy calendars. (And yes, this is a very stupid Indiana Jones and the Temple of Mara joke...)

Everyone knows this hat. There's only one guy who can pull off this hat. We know it's iconic place in cinema, and we know what it means to children of a certain generation. This is my tribute to that hat.