Meal T-Shirts
Description: "You just assured me that I could speak. I’m under what? Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest. Have a look at the headlock here. See that chap over there? He... GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis, people! Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oh that’s a nice headlock sir! Oh! Ahh yes, I see that you know your Judo well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare... get your hands off me. Tata & farewell!"
Description: The phrase "Succulent Chinese Meal" is a line from a 1991 Australian news segment video by reporter Chris Reason, featuring a man named Paul Charles Dozsa who was arrested for not paying for his meal at a Chinese restaurant During the arrest, Dozsa made the now-famous statement, "What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"The video of the incident has become a popular meme