Succulent Chinese Meal T-Shirts

"You just assured me that I could speak. I’m under what? Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest. Have a look at the headlock here. See that chap over there? He... GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis, people! Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oh that’s a nice headlock sir! Oh! Ahh yes, I see that you know your Judo well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare... get your hands off me. Tata & farewell!"

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I am under what? Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest. What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah, yes. I see that you know your judo well.

Succulent Chinese Meal

The phrase "Succulent Chinese Meal" is a line from a 1991 Australian news segment video by reporter Chris Reason, featuring a man named Paul Charles Dozsa who was arrested for not paying for his meal at a Chinese restaurant During the arrest, Dozsa made the now-famous statement, "What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"The video of the incident has become a popular meme

From the epic video. Sometimes they arrest you when you’re trying to enjoy a Succulent Chinese Meal. Most certainly Democracy Manifest!

"You just assured me that I could speak. I’m under what? Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest. Have a look at the headlock here. See that chap over there? He... GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis, people! Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oh that’s a nice headlock sir! Oh! Ahh yes, I see that you know your Judo well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare... get your hands off me. Tata & farewell!"

You Wouldn't Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal

You Wouldn't Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal

A Succulent Chinese Meal - Democracy Manifest

Succulent Chinese Meal

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

From the epic video! All he wanted was a Succulent Chinese Meal, but he got arrested and placed in a headlock by cops who Knew Their Judo Well. Just Our Hero’s face on this version for the true connoisseur of Democracy Manifest.

You Wouldn't Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal

A Succulent Chinese Meal - Democracy Manifest

From the epic video! All he wanted was a Succulent Chinese Meal, but he ended up getting arrested and put in a headlock by cops who Know Their Judo Well! What Are The Charges? THIS Is Democracy Manifest!

a Succulent Chinese Meal, Where is He Now?

A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL

Democracy Manifest - Retro

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

Succulent Chinese Meals Democracy Manifest

a Succulent Chinese Meal, Where is He Now?

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a Succulent Chinese Meal, Where is He Now?

"You just assured me that I could speak. I’m under what? Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest. Have a look at the headlock here. See that chap over there? He... GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis, people! Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oh that’s a nice headlock sir! Oh! Ahh yes, I see that you know your Judo well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare... get your hands off me. Tata & farewell!"

For lovers of democracy and succulent Chinese meals.

Democracy Manifest ~ Watercolor Illustration

From the epic video! Sometimes you just want to have a Succulent Chinese Meal but the Aussie cops with their judo skill come in, arrest you, and put you in a headlock! This is Democracy Manifest!

For lovers of democracy and succulent Chinese meals.

What is the charge, sir!

‘You Wouldn't Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal’ is a funny Aussie meme / parody to anti-piracy ad tag line ‘You wouldn’t steal a car’. It’s from a viral video back in 1990s featuring a man known as Democracy Manifest.

"Democracy Manifest" (also known as "Succulent Chinese Meal"

Get your hand off my t-shirt!

Fair dinkum Aussie breakfast, at 20 to 8 in the morning! Get that up ya!

Well, I gotta do something. I just can't sit at home all the time. So I come down here and I have a couple of schoo ... couple of schooners.