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Seems like every time I reach for some great expectation, I come to a point eventually where I'm grasped by the reality or outcome... only for me to set my sights on another great expectation and the cycle is renewed. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: bone, circle, cycle, death, hand

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Expectations T-Shirt

by ArtisticDyslexia

$22 $16

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Realist, minimal, cool quote

Tags: cool, badass, sarcasm, sarcastic, dry humor

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realist T-Shirt

by MandalaHaze

$22 $16

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no one needs anyone don´t even pretend

Tags: alone quotes, alone time, alone together, dark souls, dont pretend

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no one needs anyone T-Shirt

by Kingrocker Clothing

$22 $16

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Funny design as we anticipate events of 2021

Tags: 2021, events, good things are coming, goodbye 2020, happy new year

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2021 be like... T-Shirt

by Imaginate

$22 $16

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Are you tired of toxic optimism? Do you find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation? Or you just want to spread some creepy Halloween cheer? Set the proper mood with the proper t-shirt.

Tags: addams family, antisocial, bad vibes, goth, moody

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Bad Vibes Only T-Shirt

by StrayCat

$22 $16

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When in doubt, follow the advice of an astronaut's skeleton.

Tags: existentialism, humor, nihilism, pessimism, pessimist

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ALWAYS GIVE UP T-Shirt

by anoakeye

$22 $16

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The optimist sees the glass half full, the pessimist sees it half empty, but for those that follow the Lord, the glass of water runs over. Bible reference humor for Bible fans and followers.

Tags: bible verse, jesus, faith, optimist, pessimist

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23rd Psalmist Glass of Water T-Shirt

by Mike Ralph Creative

$22 $16

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Gone To Shit

Tags: attitude, cute, funny, funny gift, funny quote

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Gone To Shit T-Shirt

by Vandalay Industries

$22 $16

Everyone You Know is Going to Die Pessimistic Calligraphy T-Shirt

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It’s true! Everyone you know is going to die! Death comes for us all! Featuring beautiful script calligraphy and a sweet motif of hearts, this item is perfect for every nihilistic pessimist out there!

Tags: black humor, existentialism, existentialist, humor, kill me

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Everyone You Know is Going to Die Pessimistic Calligraphy T-Shirt

by HowToMakeArt

$22 $16

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funny comment for the pessimists out there

Tags: funny, over with, humour, start your day, smile

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Start your day with a smile T-Shirt

by bluehair

$22 $16

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Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge is awarded for remarkable performance in remembering to drink water occasionally.

Tags: 2020 merit badges, patches, embroidered, scout leader, mental health

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Merit Badge for Hydration T-Shirt

by Loch Nest Farm

$22 $16

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††† MAKE AMERICA SUCK AGAIN †††

Tags: boyfriend, movie, pessimism, humor, pessimist

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††† MAKE AMERICA SUCK AGAIN ††† T-Shirt

by DankFutura

$22 $16

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You know what sucks more than life? me. Explore LONE MAVERICK for more witty, naughty, sarcastic, pessimistic, typographic apparel. For overthinkers, introverts, pessimists. For motivation.

Tags: typographic designs, anti social, sarcasm, antisocial, introvert

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I suck more than life T-Shirt

by Lone Maverick

$22 $16

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Make a statement with the "Black is My Happy Color" design, where grunge meets minimalism. This bold, monochrome graphic is perfect for various items, offering versatility and a touch of edgy chic to any piece it adorns.

Tags: black, black color lovers, black soul, color black, cynical

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Black Is My Happy Color Bahaus T-Shirt

by Skull Riffs & Zombie Threads

$22 $16

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I m not a pessimist

Tags: not a pessimist

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Dude I'm Not A Pessimist T-Shirt

by Dippity Dow Five

$22 $16

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Reflection can feel a lot like death.

Tags: 90s, comics style, neon cats, neon colors, pessimist

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Reflection can be a bish T-Shirt

by BeanStiks

$22 $16

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Get this new print for a limited time!

Tags: pessimist, beetle, lydia, film, darkness

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One Big, Dark Room T-Shirt

by ryanmcintire1232

$22 $16

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If your life was an 80's movie.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, existentialism, funny, humor

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Everything Sucks T-Shirt

by Jason's Finery

$22 $16

Arthur Schopenhauer Inspirational Quote: Talent vs. Genius T-Shirt

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Features half an illustrated portrait of German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer with an inspiring, popular quote. Makes a cool gift for Schopenhauer fans, anyone who could use some empowering advice, and students and teachers of western philosophy, literature, pessimism, religion, and the humanities.

Tags: philosopher, philosophy, genius, words, quotes

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Arthur Schopenhauer Inspirational Quote: Talent vs. Genius T-Shirt

by The Good Picture

$22 $16

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For those who doesn't see the glass half full but neither half empty, simply in half.

Tags: pessimist, optimist, realist, quote, typography

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Not Pessimist But Realist T-Shirt

by Agu Luque

$22 $16

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Typography design

Tags: joke, colorful, typography, humor, philosophy student

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Nothing matters T-Shirt

by Sinmara

$22 $16

The glass is half full / half empty funny optimist pessimist bipolar disorder T-Shirt

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Funny The glass is half full / empty expression is about point of view, mindset and reflection in psychology. This optimism cartoon is a gift idea for a psychologist, happy optimist, positivity fan.

Tags: bipolar disorder, empty, full, glas, half

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The glass is half full / half empty funny optimist pessimist bipolar disorder T-Shirt

by LaundryFactory

$22 $16

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This funny “Beer Personality Traits” t-shirt is an awesome idea if you’re going out for a drink, going to a party or even as a gift for a beer and a t-shirt lover!

Tags: psychology, characteristics, i love beer, beer lover gift, personality

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Beer Personality Traits T-Shirt

by Printadorable

$22 $16

Behind my smile is everything you'll never understand T-Shirt

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when they think they know you yet they have no clue. For the introverts, overthinkers, lone wolves, and most importantly, for you.

Tags: feelings, solitude, sarcastic, sarcasm, typography apparel

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Behind my smile is everything you'll never understand T-Shirt

by Lone Maverick

$22 $16

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Oof. I made this in 2020 and it's only gotten more and more true since. Existential dread, yay!

Tags: afterlife, apocalypse, bad place, burning in hell, dead

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Oh, THIS is the Bad Place... T-Shirt

by KTO Design

$22 $16

Life is just a prolonged kick to the balls T-Shirt

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Life is just a prolonged kick to the balls - pessimistic, yet accurate outlook on the "situation" (meaning, life). Be a Debby downer because it is what it is.

Tags: debbie downer, existentialism, funny, kick to the balls, life

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Life is just a prolonged kick to the balls T-Shirt

by Made by Popular Demand

$22 $16

The Universe Must Be Simulation Because My Life Keeps Glitching T-Shirt

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I mean what else could explain all these bugs?

Tags: black humor, pessimist, atheist, existentialism, pessimism

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The Universe Must Be Simulation Because My Life Keeps Glitching T-Shirt

by Muzehack

$22 $16

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cool comment on maintaining hope

Tags: broken, desire, fix, goal, lost

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Hope Machine T-Shirt

by bluehair

$22 $16

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I'm literally not having a good time.

Tags: excellent, funny, glitch, glitching, good vibes

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The Vibe is Deteriorating T-Shirt

by Eran Fowler

$22 $16

Everything Sucks Funny Sarcastic Skeleton Rainbow T-Shirt

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Everything Sucks Funny Sarcastic Skeleton Rainbow

Tags: antisocial, dark humor, funny, humor, introvert

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Everything Sucks Funny Sarcastic Skeleton Rainbow T-Shirt

by Visual Vibes

$22 $16

Spoiler Alert - Life Is Meaningless & Everybody Dies T-Shirt

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Life is meaningless and everyone dies

Tags: spoiler alert, meme, nihilist memes, existentialism, dank memes

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Spoiler Alert - Life Is Meaningless & Everybody Dies T-Shirt

by DankFutura

$22 $16

I don't believe in humans Capybara Unicorn T-Shirt

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For those who love Capybaras and Unicorns

Tags: unicorn lover, nihilism, unicorn, pessimistic sarcasm, pessimism

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I don't believe in humans Capybara Unicorn T-Shirt

by Capy Days

$22 $16

Today I Heard Something New And Unmemorable T-Shirt

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Just to be rude to someone.

Tags: black and white, dry humor, humor, nihilism, nihilist

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Today I Heard Something New And Unmemorable T-Shirt

by RandomSentenceGenerator

$22 $16

I Express My Individuality Through Wearing Humorous Mass-Produced T Shirts T-Shirt

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I Express My Individuality Through Wearing Humorous Mass-Produced T Shirts

Tags: absurd, existentialism, existentialist, funny saying, humor

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I Express My Individuality Through Wearing Humorous Mass-Produced T Shirts T-Shirt

by DankFutura

$22 $16

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Artur Schopenhauer German Existentialism Pessimism Philosopher

Tags: existentialism, existentialist, german, german philosopher, germany

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Schopenhauer T-Shirt

by LN Design

$22 $16

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sword plunged into my skull

Tags: abstract, dark arts, dark humour, dark souls, death

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sword plunged into my skull T-Shirt

by HurdyGurdy

$22 $16

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In addition to hands designs, you can explore the marketplace for pessimism, humor, and nihilism designs sold by independent artists.

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100% combed ringspun cotton. The perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, cotton type may vary for 2XL and 3XL sizes)

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