Red Leg T-Shirts

The film is presented in a series of vignettes, with narration provided by the adult Ralphie Parker reminiscing on one particular Christmas when he was nine years old. Ralphie wanted only one thing that Christmas: a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle. Ralphie's desire is rejected by his mother, his teacher Miss Shields, and even a Santa Claus at Higbee's department store, all giving him the same warning: "You'll shoot your eye out."

You'll shoot your eye out!

Perfect for soldiers, Anti-Aircraft Command veterans, military gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Army Anti-Aircraft Command gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.

Perfect for soldiers, Anti-Aircraft Command veterans, military gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Army Anti-Aircraft Command gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.

It's a major award!

Jazz + Universe cartoon style = The Red Lady

Perfect for soldiers, field artillery veterans, military simulator gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool US Army Field Artillery gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.

What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

Perfect for soldiers, field artillery veterans, military simulator gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool US Army Field Artillery gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.

Oh, fudge! You got a flat? No worries. Ralphie will get you back on the road again. His dad was an Oldsmobile man and taught him everything he knows. Just don’t drop the lugnuts!

Ralph wants you to wear it.

Christmas Story

Carbine action 200 shots Authentic Range model air rifle Use caution around eye

All parts of the chicken are equally delicious. Show your love of chicken and/or delicious food, and get yourself some clothing or home decor featuring this cute chicken drumstick design. Perfect for those working in food service, or for the chicken lover in your life.

Ralphie would have loved this Red Ryder t-shirt almost as much as the BB gun itself. Wear it as you defend your backyard against Black Bart. Oh, and remember, don't shoot your eye out.

None of these are as bad as to what will come, so he thinks

This cute red panda wears an artificial leg and smiles happily. Do you love cat bears? Then this cartoon panda with prosthesis is just right.

Ideal for artillery veterans, war gamers, military model kit builders and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Field Artillery gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Home of the Chinese Turkey

In this shootout you want Red Ryder on your side.

the old man was a feared furnace wrangler

Ideal for artillery veterans, war gamers, military model kit builders and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Field Artillery gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Fragile It Must Be Italian - A Christmas Story- Ralphie - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Red Ryder

Perfect for soldiers, Anti-Aircraft Command veterans, military gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Army Anti-Aircraft Command gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.

Wet Leg - Red Diamond

Perfect for soldiers, Anti-Aircraft Command veterans, military gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Army Anti-Aircraft Command gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.

He had yellow eyes!

Whip, the chicken lovin’ cat, is helping himself to his favorite dish for his purrfect meal

Pink Nightmare- Christmas Story

The orginial ad for the red ryder cowboy carbine BB rifle from the famous Christmas movie from the 80's.

You did it on purpose. Not a finger!

Cute little rabbit wears red dress and walks on two leg

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!

Bunny Suit

If Higbee thinks I'm working one minute past nine, he can kiss my foot.

Embrace the nostalgia of youthful aspirations with our 'Red Ryder BB Gun' T-shirt. This design pays homage to the iconic firearm, forever etched in the memories of those who dreamed of owning one during their childhood. Perfect for fans of classic Americana and those who appreciate the whimsy of youthful fantasies. Get your tee and wear a piece of timeless nostalgia with pride