Red Leg Tank Tops

The film is presented in a series of vignettes, with narration provided by the adult Ralphie Parker reminiscing on one particular Christmas when he was nine years old. Ralphie wanted only one thing that Christmas: a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle. Ralphie's desire is rejected by his mother, his teacher Miss Shields, and even a Santa Claus at Higbee's department store, all giving him the same warning: "You'll shoot your eye out."

You'll shoot your eye out!

It's a major award!

Perfect for soldiers, Anti-Aircraft Command veterans, military gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Army Anti-Aircraft Command gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.

Jazz + Universe cartoon style = The Red Lady

Oh, fudge! You got a flat? No worries. Ralphie will get you back on the road again. His dad was an Oldsmobile man and taught him everything he knows. Just don’t drop the lugnuts!

What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

Perfect for soldiers, field artillery veterans, military simulator gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool US Army Field Artillery gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.

Ralph wants you to wear it.

Not only is Die Hard a Christmas movie, but it's also a Christmas classic. Just ask Ralphie. Note: check my store for another version without the bunny suit,

Carbine action 200 shots Authentic Range model air rifle Use caution around eye

Christmas Story

All parts of the chicken are equally delicious. Show your love of chicken and/or delicious food, and get yourself some clothing or home decor featuring this cute chicken drumstick design. Perfect for those working in food service, or for the chicken lover in your life.

Ralphie would have loved this Red Ryder t-shirt almost as much as the BB gun itself. Wear it as you defend your backyard against Black Bart. Oh, and remember, don't shoot your eye out.

This cute red panda wears an artificial leg and smiles happily. Do you love cat bears? Then this cartoon panda with prosthesis is just right.

Home of the Chinese Turkey

Ideal for artillery veterans, war gamers, military model kit builders and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Field Artillery gift at Christmas and birthdays.

the old man was a feared furnace wrangler

Ideal for artillery veterans, war gamers, military model kit builders and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Field Artillery gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Perfect for soldiers, Anti-Aircraft Command veterans, military gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Army Anti-Aircraft Command gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.

Fragile It Must Be Italian - A Christmas Story- Ralphie - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Red Ryder

Wet Leg - Red Diamond

Perfect for soldiers, Anti-Aircraft Command veterans, military gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Army Anti-Aircraft Command gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.

In this shootout you want Red Ryder on your side.

He had yellow eyes!

None of these are as bad as to what will come, so he thinks

Whip, the chicken lovin’ cat, is helping himself to his favorite dish for his purrfect meal

The orginial ad for the red ryder cowboy carbine BB rifle from the famous Christmas movie from the 80's.

You did it on purpose. Not a finger!

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!

Cute little rabbit wears red dress and walks on two leg

If Higbee thinks I'm working one minute past nine, he can kiss my foot.

It's a piece of art!

Perfect for soldiers, field artillery veterans, military simulator gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool US Army Field Artillery gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.

Perfect for soldiers, field artillery veterans, military simulator gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool US Army Field Artillery gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army tees, artillery shirts or cool military t shirts, gifts and hoodies? We got you.