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Duct tape can't fix stupid..

Positive Metal Attitude T-Shirt. Ironic Death Metal Shirt for death metal, PMA and positive mental fans everywhere. Original Positive Metal Attitude Shirt Design featuring funny death metal style skull artwork.

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"I Wanna Be There When Karma Dry Fucks Your Ass With A Cactus": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic and offensive adult humor, it humorously expresses the desire to witness poetic justice being served to someone who deserves it. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

If i was a bird i know who i'd shit on funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

This funny Schitt's Creek Quote design features a fan-favorite saying from David Rose: "I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now."

A seemingly simple phrase with a much deeper meaning. It’s what The Big Man used to say when he was saying goodbye to a friend. It’s a perfect, meaningful gift for wine lovers that want to send a message. Life is short. Just go ahead and order the good wine.

FUNNY QUOTES T-SHIRT

Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Good With Ketchup - Great Design Idea With Funny Saying.

Serial Killers Parallel Killers T-Shirt. Electrician Funny Shirt for electricians, electronics experts and funny serial killer meme fans everywhere. Original Serial Killers Parallel Killers Shirt Design featuring classic electronics serial parallel artwork.

I'm Currently Unsupervised. This should frighten you.

FUNNY QUOTES / IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME T-SHIRT AND APPAREL

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Turn on a hockey game or receive some unexpected kisses from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to hockey or dogs.

Yeah, I hit a fuzzy ball back and forth across a net. True, I don’t need any kind of pads or a helmet. But if you really want to see some astounding athletic ability and keenly honed skills, come watch me play tennis!

Thou Shall Not Try Me - funny print

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Open a can of beer or receive some unexpected attention from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to dogs or beer.

It's the hockey goalie's catcher, or glove. Whatever you call it, it's the place where slapshots go to die!

FUNNY QUOTES / I HAVE A LOT OF POTENTIAL TSHIRT AND APPAREL

If you can't say anything nice about anyone come sit with me and we'll make fun of them together funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

It Ain't Easy Being Wheezy

You look really funny doing that with your head

I whisper wtf to myself at least 20 times a day

What A Difference A Dave Makes T-Shirt. Funny Saying David Shirt for daves, davids and dave fans everywhere. Original What A Difference A Dave Makes Shirt Design featuring funny dave slogan saying artwork.

Show off your authority in the classroom with this teacher humor, "bro do you even lift" parody, class shirt! Let your students know you have a sense of humor BUT you are also very strict!

Sarcastic Humor That Awkward Moment

Horse refusing a jump and rider falling with the motivational saying, Keep Calm & Get Back On the horse.

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Elevate grandma's coolness factor with our 'Super Cool Grandma' design! Celebrate her modern style, endless love, and unmatched wisdom. This shirt is a statement of her unique awesomeness. Get one today to showcase your super cool grandma's spirit!

I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well shit, that didn't work' funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Stuff your face while you pump.

"Say Perhaps To Drugs": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic humor and offensive jokes, this design offers a humorous perspective on the phrase "Just Say No to Drugs," adding a playful twist to the conversation about substance use.