Snark T-Shirts

I am disabled and since I have to live with chronic illness (POTS, Ehlers Danlos, and fibromyalgia) I get to make snarky sarcastic comments about it, and host a podcast Invisible Not Broken

Simple white letters on black background: "I choose chaos." Hopefully you're chaotic good or at least chaotic neutral, not chaotic evil. Those people need to go through some things. But chaos can be creative, right?

Get ready to unleash your inner snark with our "Sarcasm Module Loading Bar" design! This hand-drawn loading bar humorously sets the stage for a sarcastic comment, with "LOADING..." at the top and "SARCASM MODULE" at the bottom. It's the perfect way to playfully signal your intention to deliver a clever and witty remark. Whether you're a master of sarcasm or just appreciate a good joke, this design will add a touch of humor to your day. Prepare for the banter and enjoy the art of the witty retort with this unique and humorous artwork.

as humble as I am

Oc character

sometimes, things just don't work.

I have been feeling really snarky lately.

Get ready to unleash your inner snark with our "Sarcasm Module Loading Bar" design! This hand-drawn loading bar humorously sets the stage for a sarcastic comment, with "LOADING..." at the top and "SARCASM MODULE" at the bottom. It's the perfect way to playfully signal your intention to deliver a clever and witty remark. Whether you're a master of sarcasm or just appreciate a good joke, this design will add a touch of humor to your day. Prepare for the banter and enjoy the art of the witty retort with this unique and humorous artwork.

I Woke Up and Chose Snark Funny Sassy Attitude Saying T-shirt

but lacking the social grace

First impressions are important. Let people know how completely they have failed. Quote from Spike of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Why would they look here?

A Masterclass in Sarcasm Design

The percontation point (punctus percontativus), or rhetorical question mark, also known as an ironicon was invented by Henry Denham in the 1580s and was used at the end of a rhetorical question; however, its use died out in the 17th century. It was the reverse of an ordinary question mark, so that instead of the main opening pointing back into the sentence, it opened away from it.

The percontation point (punctus percontativus), or rhetorical question mark, also known as an ironicon was invented by Henry Denham in the 1580s and was used at the end of a rhetorical question; however, its use died out in the 17th century. It was the reverse of an ordinary question mark, so that instead of the main opening pointing back into the sentence, it opened away from it.

Looking for a fun gift for someone who's humor has a little bite? This design is great for teenagers, masters of snark, or anyone who has a little bit of a sarcastic side.

it knows where I am.

Let people know that it's ok to Be Snarky. Unleash the snark!

You've got attitude! Text says: Please Stop Talking. Rude and snarky gift idea.

You've got attitude! Text says: Shut The Font Door. Rude and snarky gift idea.

You've got attitude! Text says: Your Crazy Is Not My Problem. Rude and snarky gift idea.

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We've all had moments when we realize this. We've also all had the moments when we wish the person we're speaking to would realize this. This design is for all those moments! Perfect for Zoom meetings with people you wish would shut up, holiday gatherings, or every day (if you put your foot in your moth as often as I do). Quote from Xander Harris of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Looking for a fun gift for someone who's humor has a little bite? This design is great for teenagers, masters of snark, or anyone who has a little bit of a sarcastic side.

The cat is silently judging you, and his thoughts are rife with snark.

Retro Slang: "bodacious" in shades of red and pink and in repeated text. Everything old is new again and neither 1980s slang nor 1970s disco fonts are ever really out of style.

Simple white letters on black background: "Why yes, thank you, I AM fun at parties." Well, and why wouldn't you be?! You have that ukulele and you do a mean Conan O'Brien impression; what's not to like?!

A Totally funny snarky cute cartoon pineapple haters gonna hate Hawaiian pizza slice ham fruit and cheese tasty pizza pie slogan dinner pun humor design. Get a cute funny food motto pizza attitude product today. Hawaiian pizza is good just deal with it.

Simple white letters on black background: "anarchist librarian". You might have the specs and the hair in a bun and the shushing finger but your superhero identity is anarchist librarian. And frankly, we need more of you.

Simple white letters on black background: "Why yes, thank you, I AM fun at parties." Well, and why wouldn't you be?! You have that ukulele and you do a mean Conan O'Brien impression; what's not to like?!

"This is my second rodeo" in pink and orange old west font. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Design available in other styles and colors.

You've got attitude! Text says: Do I Look Like I Care. Rude and snarky gift idea.

This is for you

You've got attitude! Text says: Did I Just Roll My Eyes Out Loud. Rude and snarky gift idea.

enough said

Santa may know if you've been bad or good, but Krampus knows what you deserve.