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The Hitchhikers Vintage Guide T-Shirts for Sale

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Description

The first 23 lines of code to the Infocom text adventure.

Tags: hitchhikers guide, douglas adams, douglasadams, so long and thanks for all the fish, dont panic

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Hitchhikers Code To The Galaxy T-Shirt

by The Offensive Dot Com

$22 $16

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Above all, know where your towel is…

Tags: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, hitchhikers guide, dont panic, pop culture, funny

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Hitchhikers Don't Panic T-Shirt

by Magmata

$22 $16

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Discover the meaning of life with this retro inspired design.

Tags: stripes, 1970s, 70s, douglas adams, life the universe and everything

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The Meaning of Life T-Shirt

by designedbygeeks

$22 $16

No Hope Sign - Vote Marvin Paranoid Android - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy T-Shirt

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This will all end in tears. Depressed, hopeless, desperate? Don't panic, vote Marvin, the Paranoid Android (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy). 42 is the answer. No Hope!

Tags: 42, books, dont panic, douglas adams, fantasy

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No Hope Sign - Vote Marvin Paranoid Android - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy T-Shirt

by BlancaVidal

$22 $16

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Description

It was clear, humans aren't so clear...

Tags: hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, dolphins

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Thanks for all the fish T-Shirt

by KKTEE

$22 $16

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Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, "Oh no, not again!" Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly *why* the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

Tags: 42, sci fi, science fiction, whale

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Vintage Hitchhiker T-Shirt

by kg07_shirts

$22 $16

Hello, ground! The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy T-Shirt

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Description

Oh no, not again!

Tags: douglas adams, geeky humor, geek, nerdy gifts, nerd

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Hello, ground! The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy T-Shirt

by OtakuPapercraft

$22 $16

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Description

Don't Panic

Tags: popular

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HITCHHIKE T-Shirt

by LAZYJStudios

$22 $16

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Description

It's the second part that always gets me.

Tags: rbrow, zaphod beeblebrox, books, sci fi, towel day

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A Guide To Flight T-Shirt

by Steven Lefcourt Art

$22 $16

hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy T-Shirt

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Description

hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy tribute

Tags: 42, dontpanic, dont panic, douglasadams, douglas adams

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hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy T-Shirt

by Danielle

$22 $16

The Oddest Thing In The Universe T-Shirt

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Description

Small, Yellow, Leechlike.

Tags: dont panic, douglas adams, scifi, pop culture, 42

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The Oddest Thing In The Universe T-Shirt

by Plan8

$22 $16

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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Splatter art

Tags: black, splat, movie, paint, symbol

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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy T-Shirt

by JonathonSummers

$22 $16

Marvin Advice - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy T-Shirt

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Description

Why don't you listen to Marvin?!

Tags: nerd, geek, geeky humor, hitchhikers guide, nerdy gifts

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Marvin Advice - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy T-Shirt

by OtakuPapercraft

$22 $16

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It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell.

Tags: quote, whale, so long and thanks for all the fish, hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, douglas adams

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Hitchhikers whale quote T-Shirt

by chompy101

$22 $16

Marvin depressed - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy T-Shirt

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Description

Marvin thinks happiness is ovverrated...

Tags: the answer is 42, depressed, hitchhikers guide, marvin the paranoid android, happiness

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Marvin depressed - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy T-Shirt

by OtakuPapercraft

$22 $16

Don't Panic - and remember your towel T-Shirt

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Description

Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy - DON'T PANIC TEE

Tags: towel, 42, galaxy, douglas adams, thehitchhikersguidetothegalaxy

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Don't Panic - and remember your towel T-Shirt

by Tone

$22 $16

Hitchhiker Whale & Petunia, Inspired By Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy T-Shirt

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Design is inspired from the "Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy" sci-fi comedy novel by Douglas Adams.

Tags: 42, whale petunia, douglas adams, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy 42

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Hitchhiker Whale & Petunia, Inspired By Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy T-Shirt

by VintageArtwork

$22 $16

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Tags: 42, arthur dent, dont panic, douglasadams, douglas adams

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Magrathea Forecast T-Shirt

by chocopants

$22 $16

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Description

...“Forty-two,” said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”

Tags: 42, arthur dent, awesome, book, books

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About 42 T-Shirt

by maped

$22 $16

So Long And Thanks For All The Fish T-Shirt

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Description

Dolphins leaving the earth

Tags: 42, dolphins, douglas adams, fish, hhgttg

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So Long And Thanks For All The Fish T-Shirt

by saniday

$22 $16

Just Don't Panic! - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy T-Shirt

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Description

Don't Panic and carry a towel!

Tags: so long and thanks for all the fish, hitchhikers guide, geek, hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, galaxy

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Just Don't Panic! - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy T-Shirt

by OtakuPapercraft

$22 $16

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Description

When they updated the entry for "Earth" in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the entry was changed from "harmless" to "mostly harmless". A definite improvement, I think.

Tags: popular

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Mostly Harmless T-Shirt

by tonynichols

$22 $16

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Description

24 meets Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Tags: jack bauer, 24, tv shows, books, movies

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42 - The Answer T-Shirt

by jayveezed

$22 $16

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Description

Don't Panic Marvin.

Tags: 42, book, galaxy, geek, hitchhikers guide

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Don't Panic Hitchhikers Guide T-Shirt

by Power Symbols

$22 $16

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Description

Why don't you listen to Marvin?!

Tags: dont panic, marvin the paranoid android, so long and thanks for all the fish, nerdy gifts, geeky humor

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Marvin Advice - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy T-Shirt

by OtakuPapercraft

$22 $16

Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy 42 - Dark Version T-Shirt

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Need to know the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything? Deep Thought created a Venn diagram to help you understand. Also available in a light version / dark background :)

Tags: lifeuniverseandeverathing, the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, science fiction, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, douglasadams

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Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy 42 - Dark Version T-Shirt

by EliseDesigns

$22 $16

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Magrathea is a planet located in the Horsehead Nebula in the Milky Way galaxy and orbiting the binary star Soulianis and Rahm. It was the center of the custom planet-building trade in the former Galactic Empire, where hyperspatial engineers sucked matter through white holes in space to form it into dream planets - gold planets, platinum planets, soft rubber planets with lots of earthquakes - all lovingly made to meet the exacting standards that the Galaxy's richest men naturally came to expect. The Magratheans grew very skilled at varying aspects of this occupation and soon did nearly nothing else.

Tags: zaphod beeblebrox, hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, arthur dent, life the universe and everything, thehitchhikersguidetothegalaxy

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Magrathea T-Shirt

by MindsparkCreative

$22 $16

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Description

Marvin thinks happiness is ovverrated...

Tags: marvin the paranoid android, happiness, depressed, hitchhikers guide, geeky humor

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Marvin depressed - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy T-Shirt

by OtakuPapercraft

$22 $16

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Description

42

Tags: towel day, arthur dent, h2g2, rbrow, zaphod beeblebrox

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So long and thanks for all the fish T-Shirt

by Manoss

$22 $16

42 is the Answer Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Bright T-Shirt

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Description

Don't panic, you've got the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and you know the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42!

Tags: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, towel day, life the universe and everything, marvin, douglas adams

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42 is the Answer Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Bright T-Shirt

by OtakuPapercraft

$22 $16

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Tags: hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, hhgttg, milliways, douglas adams

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Milliways T-Shirt

by tillieke

$22 $16

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Description

This planet has—or rather had—a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

Tags: 60s, pop art, douglas adams, hitchhikers guide, the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

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Forty-Two T-Shirt

by kg07_shirts

$22 $16

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Pangalactic Gargleblaster Label T-Shirt

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Description

Here we have the label for the unofficial Pangalactic Gargleblaster bottle.

Tags: hitchhiker, guide, arthur, galaxy, pangalactic

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Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Pangalactic Gargleblaster Label T-Shirt

by DrPeper

$22 $16

Main Tag

Description

Don't Panic

Tags: isolation, quarantine, social distancing, pandemic, towel

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Don't Panic T-Shirt

by Aaron Shirley - Artist

$22 $16

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Description

Small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe... THE BABEL FISH! Translating for you sentences that you would never like to understand, like: “Your planet is scheduled for demolition” and “Oh my God, we are headed into the Sun”! Warning: it may also translate terrible Vogon poetry.

Tags: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, douglas adams, douglasadams, geek, nerd

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The Babel Fish! T-Shirt

by andreabaldinazzo

$22 $16

Dressing Down at the end of the world T-Shirt

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Description

its a hitchiking, fight clubbing and dude ranch for the end of the world

Tags: books, book lover, palahniuk, dude ranch, sleep

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Dressing Down at the end of the world T-Shirt

by Silentlyrob668

$22 $16

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