71stbirthday Saying Quote Gift Tank Tops

I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

Dream Kid Meme. "Have You Ever Had a Dream...You Could Do Anything". The perfect funny / inspirational gift for anyone!

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You Smell Like Drama And A Headache Please Get Away From Me crazy chicken gift. Funny sarcasm design. Funny gag humor sassy sarcasm gift for men and women. Great gag gift idea.

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FUNNY QUOTES / THIS IS MY BLUE SHIRT T-SHIRT AND APPAREL

I whisper wtf to myself at least 20 times a day

There Is Nothing Except Reach The Top Shelf I Can't Do That

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part - funny sayings

Funny quotes

It is only fair to warn others about impending shenanigans and hijinks. Use this shirt!

Law Of Attraction Spiritual Buddha Meditation Quote

69 percent of people find something dirty in every sentence

Sorry I'm late my cat was sitting on me

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

Meh Good Enough Mediocrates

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funny donut quotes

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I wasn't listening so i'm going to smile, nod and hope for the best funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Word quotes or saying of eat sleep football repeat

Jone waste yore toye monme yorall redii the voice insoide moye yedd. The Voice Inside my head, don't waste your time, On me you're already.

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Unique, great looking and 100% custom " I'm an Adult, But Not Like a Real Adult - Funny Sarcastic 18th Birthday Gift " design featuring a funny sarcastic quote. Perfect gift for 18th birthday and new adults. Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them. Check out my store for more designs like this!

beaming like the sun!

I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well shit, that didn't work' funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Funny Death Metal Rainbow (vintage distressed look)

FUNNY QUOTES / IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME T-SHIRT AND APPAREL

SARCASM Just Another Free Service I Offer

The perfect design for that person who's always sarcastic. I'm Not Always Sarcastic. Sometimes I'm Sleeping. Some say sarcasm stems from an attitude problem. Others say sarcasm is a sign of high intelligence. Either way, sarcasm is an art.

Crafted from soft, comfortable fabric, it offers a cozy fit for everyday wear.

I'm Pretty Confident My Last Words Will Be Well Shit That Didn't Work

Yogi Berra was known for his yogi-isms. This Yogi baseball quote is one of my favorites. He was truly one of the last characters in baseball.

Keep your eyes on the stars and you'll fall into a whole lot of ditches ...

It's Fine I'm Fine Everything Is Fine