Absurdist Tank Tops

Life, Time, Destiny

Simple white letters on black background: "Pandemic achievement unlocked: Wore pants during Zoom call." In these hellacious times, take the wins where you find them. Wore pants? Trophy for you. It has a little bronze coronavirus on top. Wearing pants.

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go.

Simple white letters on black background: "Actually yes, I WAS born in a barn." Raised by wolves. In a barn. Yep. It explains a lot.

Simple white letters on black background: "Cats not kids." The child-free among us know that kittens are superior to babies in certain ways, and right now at least, it's cats not kids. Maybe there'll be kids later - or maybe never.

Blue Wings

Simple white letters on black background: "I got no snacks and no respect." It's bad enough to be disrespected but to have no food?! It's the end times, dogs and cats living together, yada yada.

You ever have those days when you just feel like a sandwich?

Monday Morning

On Fire

Simple white letters on black background: "NEW SHIRT, WHO DIS?" Look at you, all fancy. Maybe you got some new friends with your new shirt. Or something. Who knows; it's all absurd anyway.

Monday Morning

Daniil Kharms was a Russian avant-garde poet and writer, an acmeist, and an absurdist.

Half Universe

Fly With Me

Simple white letters on black background: "it costs $8 to read this". Yeah. The implosions over on the bird app continue, but $8 a month is going to save everything. Sure it will, boy genius!

Simple white letters on black background: "jammy git". Sarcastic or self-aware or just classic self-deprecating British humour? Or give this to your best mate.

Copy of We Are One - White

The Metamorphosis version 3 , expressionism

An illustration based on french director Quentin Dupieux's 2021 surreal comedy "Mandibles". I thought the film had a great look and feel which seemed to play out like a bizarre fever dream—would recommend if you're into that kind of thing.

I drew pants. These are pants. Enjoy pants.

Simple white letters on black background: "New shirt, who dis?" Look at you, all fancy. Maybe you got some new friends with your new shirt. Or something. Who knows; it's all absurd anyway.

Drops

We Are One - Navy Blue

Drops

From the classic Muscle Hutley comic strip, now you can wear the surreal amalgamation of Muscle and Chair from the most popular strip of all the Muscle Hutley strips! Everything is chairs, after all... so long as it is sat on...

Daniil Kharms was a Russian avant-garde poet and writer, an acmeist, and an absurdist.

Inside of us

Fairy Tales

Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

Lost

Free kisses for all!

The pizza king demands pizza, or else...

The Ball (white)

Lost

The Ball