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Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

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A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part - funny sayings

There Is Nothing Except Reach The Top Shelf I Can't Do That

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The perfect design for that person who's always sarcastic. I'm Not Always Sarcastic. Sometimes I'm Sleeping. Some say sarcasm stems from an attitude problem. Others say sarcasm is a sign of high intelligence. Either way, sarcasm is an art.

69 percent of people find something dirty in every sentence

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

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George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

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I whisper wtf to myself at least 20 times a day

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Consider This Shirt Your Invitation To Take Me Out Back And Shoot Me. ∆ Nihilist Design

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I'm Pretty Confident My Last Words Will Be Well Shit That Didn't Work

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