Monty Python And The Holy Grail Tank Tops

WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

King Arthur : I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge. Black Knight : Then you shall die. King Arthur : I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

Beware the Black Knight...he'll bite your legs off!

The Cave of Caerbannog is the home of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh

This isn't my shirt it's a false one.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Death by Rabbit

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the Dennis, the educated peasant.

A Silly Pixel Art Adventure

Monty Python Mean Girls

Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse.

Taunting French Guard I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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He is a killer...look at the bones man!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

I hope you like it!

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

Strange Women Lyin' In Ponds Distributin' Swords Is No System For A Basis Of Government

Tim The Enchanter. John Cleese in Monty Python and the holy grail.

Sir Bedevere : ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. King Arthur : This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

perfect with the rest of King Arthur's costume!

Passed On...

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Phyton and The Holy Grail

There he is!

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Tim, The Enchanter by John Cleese. Monty Python and the holy grail.

I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot Trough water! I'll fart in your general direction! Your mother was a Hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry!!!!

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! Galahad: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Galahad: Oh, yeah? Robin: Mangy Scots git! Tim: I'm warning you!

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

“ Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul and so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived ! Bones of full 50 men lie strewn about it’s lair, so brave knights if you do doubt your courage, come no further ! For death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth.”

I hope you like!!!!

If only they had paid attention to the sign

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

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The greatest of taunts for all pig-dogs.