Sarcastic Sarcasm Clever Simple Tapestries

Simple white letters on black background: I know words. I have the best words. When The Former Guy (y'know, 45, that one) claimed this there was no adequate response. Except to put it on a t-shirt, of course.

Simple white letters on black background: "Very busy & immensely important." Things to do, people to see, tacos to eat, couches to lie on. I might even do some doomscrolling later on.

Simple white letters on black background: "404: Gender not found." For gender-fluid and gender-queer theydies and gentlethems everywhere. Be your glorious self.

White letters on black: "Luddite". Gothic letters, similar to antique blackletter styles, to really look the part. If you'd prefer a steam engine and a pedal-powered phone, this is for you.

Simple white letters on black background: "geriatric millennial". Look, don't bristle at it; embrace it. There's nothing wrong with growing old and with all the damage those boomers are doing, you might be the last generation that gets to.

"Luddite" in black Gothic letters, similar to antique blackletter font styles, to really look the part. If you'd prefer a steam engine and a pedal-powered phone, this is for you. Also available in white.

Show off your sharp wit with this snarky tee. For those who have a knack for humorous comebacks and aren't afraid to display their clever confidence.

Silence gold, duct tape silver.

Simple white letters on black background: "recluse". Some of us were practicing our social distancing way before the pandemic came along, and some of us don't want to give up all our alone time. Sounds good to me.

Simple white letters on black background: "Aight". I'm agreeing with everything you say. Or about to head out. Maybe both.

Simple white letters on black background: "geriatric millennial". Look, don't bristle at it; embrace it. There's nothing wrong with growing old and with all the damage those boomers are doing, you might be the last generation that gets to.

Sarcastic clever jokes and quotes make us laugh and bond with people. A clever saying filled with fine sarcasm and humor is a great way to befriend people. Having a clever saying and witty joke in your arsenal is great on a date when dating girls or men.

Simple white letters on black background: "hermit". Some of us just aren't people people. Maybe you prefer your couch to a bar and your TV to a conversation partner. You might be a hermit. Embrace it.

"No Thanks." in French Super simple text-based design.

Simple white letters on black background: "eccentric recluse". Are you Gloria Swanson or Howard Hughes at heart? Prefer to be pacing around your deserted Beverly Hills mansion, drink in hand, than out and about? Yeah, thought so.

This is a simple yet fun bowling design for you or a bowling loving close one. Splits and giggles

Ironically questioning monkey, not sure if it heard you correctly.

Funny Quote, Word Pun Fluent In Fowl Languages Fun Chicken products.

Sorry (Not Sorry)

I'm not always a smartass just kidding yes I am Perfect for those who enjoy playful banter, this shirt declares your penchant for sarcasm with a touch of humor. Wear it during casual hangouts, social gatherings, outings with friends, or anytime you want to share a laugh with others.

It's all a lie.

You all realize that I'm going to snap one day, right?

Excuse You