Smelt Tapestries

I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Our "Smelt It" logo tee makes a humorous set when paired with our "Dealt It" and "Changed It" tees - perfect for twins, siblings, or parents and child!

It is a member of the Freshwater Smelt Family. It is found in Atlantic drainages from Lake Melville in Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada to Delaware River in Pennsylvania, USA and west through Great lakes (where it is considered non native). Arctic and Pacific drainages from Bathurst Inlet, Northwest Territories to Vancouver Island in British Columbia, Canada. Also Pacific drainages of Asia. It inhabits cool clear lakes, medium to large rivers, and coastal waters. It feeds on invertebrates such as aquatic insect larvae and aquatic worms. It can reach a maximum length of 35.6 cm (14 inches).

Whoever smelt it, dealt it…

It is a member of the Freshwater Smelt family. It can live in both fresh and salt waters. It is native to most coastal regions of Northern Atlantic and landlocked populations are found in lakes of coastal areas of North, Baltic, White and Barents Sea. It spawns in freshwater lakes and rivers. It feeds on shrimps, crustaceans and fish. It can grow to a maximum length of 45 cm (17.7 inches).

A great cute design of a unicorn who just farted! This unicorn is owning it saying 'i farted' and so what? A great gift for that relative, cousin, friend or loved one who farts without a care in the world!

A great cute design of a panda who just farted! This panda is owning it saying 'i farted' and so what? A great gift for that relative, cousin, friend or loved one who farts without a care in the world!

A great cute design of a bear who just farted! This bear is owning it saying 'i farted' and so what? A great gift for that relative, cousin, friend or loved one who farts without a care in the world!

A great cute design of a panda who just farted! This panda is owning it saying 'i farted' and so what? A great gift for that relative, cousin, friend or loved one who farts without a care in the world!

A great cute design of a bear who just farted! This bear is owning it saying 'i farted' and so what? A great gift for that relative, cousin, friend or loved one who farts without a care in the world!

A great cute design of a panda who just farted! This panda is owning it saying 'i farted' and so what? A great gift for that relative, cousin, friend or loved one who farts without a care in the world!

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Whoever smelt It, dearth it… whoever denied it supplied it!

National Pass Gas Day is held annually on January 7, and there is no better time to express ourselves and free our bowels of stale air without shame. Passing gas is one of those things that will make anyone giggle, from children to adults. Did you know that the gas we pass contains methane and hydrogen, making them flammable? But not to worry, you need an insane amount of gas to be able to burst into flames just from passing gas. So, you can keep on passing as much gas as you desire.

This is a Your Mother Was A Hamster design.

A great cute design of a unicorn who just farted! This unicorn is owning it saying 'i farted' and so what? A great gift for that relative, cousin, friend or loved one who farts without a care in the world!

At the age of 15, Rocky Panzo and his family moved to Chicago from Italy in 1914. Rocky began working as a commercial perch fisherman to help support the family, and eventually opened his own bait shop. Located on Chicago's famous Navy Pier, long before it would be transformed into the polished tourist attraction it is today, Rocky's Bait Shop was a favorite of both commercial fishermen and amateur anglers alike. Rocky's relic of a shack at 138 N. Streeter Dr. sat amidst the ramshackle area that made up the water’s edge for decades, providing fresh bait and, as Rocky called it, questionable advice. Eventually, Rocky's sons joined up, adding a fried seafood trailer and changing the name to Rocky and Sons Fish House in the early '60s.