Webb Tapestries
Super Hans' Men With Ven Moving Service Tapestry
by WellspringXflow
$23 $30
Description: *Carl:* So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. *Angie:* A looper? *Carl:* A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something,...
Description: Stretch this argument a little further and bring in flat earth advocates to the discussion about whether Pluto is a planet. You don't have to believe either of the alternative facts, in fact - it is better if you don't, and only wants to make a statement in the name of sarcasm and trolling. Cool t shirt for geeks and conspiracy lovers.
