The Menu Merch
Description: Foodie Tyler Ledford and his date, Margot Mills, travel by boat to Hawthorn, an exclusive restaurant owned and operated by celebrity chef Julian Slowik, located on a private island. The other guests attending the dinner are Lillian Bloom, a food critic; her editor Ted; wealthy regulars Richard and Anne Leibrandt; washed-up movie star George Diaz and his personal assistant Felicity Lynn; business partners Soren, Dave, and Bryce; and Slowik's alcoholic mother Linda. The group is given a tour of the island by the restaurant maître d'hôtel, Elsa, who notes that Margot was not Tyler's designated guest for the evening.
Description: A digital painting of Ralph Fiennes' Chef Julian Slowik from the 2022 psychological thriller, The Menu. Done on Procreate on an iPad with an Apple pen.
The Menu "The Reason" Chef Julian Slowik portrait (digital) Kids Hoodie
by StagArtStudios
$26 $36
Description: Since I've sold quite a few of these, I'm imagining many overlook that the records in the image have been doctored to be album covers that I have released myself. Some people probably don't care at all and just want a nice picture of Audrey on a shirt or sticker, and that's fine! But I want to be transparent about the design.
Description: Bold blue text on a dark blue background reads "IF YOU AREN'T AT THE TABLE YOU ARE ON THE MENU." Below this, in smaller text, is "- ANN RICHARDS". The text is centered and sans-serif.
If You Aren't At The Table You Are On The Menu. - Ann Richards Quote Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by NURUL SHAFIA
$17 $24
Description: Bold blue text on a black background. The text reads "IF YOU AREN'T AT THE TABLE IS Y OU ARE ON THE MENU. -ANN RICHARDS". The font is a sans-serif, block style.
If You Aren't At The Table You Are On The Menu - Ann Richards Quote Hat
by rosemariana
$12 $19
Description: Enjoy a succulent Chinese meal! This parody design recreates a classic Chinese restaurant menu featuring the iconic lines from the viral “Democracy Manifest” clip: • “What is the charge?” • “Eating a meal??” • “A succulent Chinese meal?!” Complete with traditional red-and-gold patterns, dragons, clouds, and an authentic takeout-menu layout, this design looks like a real restaurant poster—except every dish costs $7.95. Perfect for meme lovers, comedy fans, or internet historians. Wear it proudly and declare: Democracy Manifest!
LED design inspired by Stray Kids during the God's Menu era Hoodie
by MBSdesing
$32 $42
Description: Locating hidden information on a complex website without wandering through wrong pages is a magnificent accomplishment. Folks of all ages feel a grand sense of pride when their digital intuition proves absolutely flawless. Whenever an English teacher is seeking grammar worksheets, an English student is accessing pronunciation audio, an instructor is locating grade portals, a scholar is browsing library catalogs, or a worker is retrieving occupational policies, finding the correct link immediately is fantastic. We cheerfully applaud our own superb navigating skills. Bypassing messy web layouts saves precious energy and permits us to conquer all remaining duties with a bright, victorious smile and a very spectacular mood.
I proudly consider navigating an online menu perfectly on the first click to be a truly legendary success Tote
by englishlearning
$14 $20
You Will Eat Less than You Desire Baseball T-Shirt
by Mads Ave Art District
$19 $26
Description: Dining out offers a catalog of culinary innovation, yet comfort habits consistently defeat adventurous exploration. People spend ten minutes analyzing ingredients, asking the waiter questions about specials, and pretending they might try something bold. Yet when the ordering moment arrives, panic strikes, curiosity evaporates, and they request the exact same chicken dish or burger they have ordered for five consecutive years. The humor lies in the theatrical performance of studying the food list, creating a brief illusion of culinary bravery before retreating to familiar flavors. It hilariously highlights our steadfast loyalty to safe comfort food, proving that no amount of fancy restaurant descriptions can ever conquer our favorite habits.
I carefully read the entire menu just to order my exact usual meal Baseball T-Shirt
by englishlearning
$19 $26
Description: I’m the chef, not the dinner! This hilarious and frantic vintage-inspired illustration features a retro plucked turkey running for its life wearing nothing but a bath towel and sneakers while holding a frying pan, completed with bold typography reading "NOT THE MENU". Masterfully crafted in the iconic 1930s rubber-hose cartoon aesthetic with classic halftone dot shading, this funny design is a must-have for Thanksgiving Day humor, Christmas dinner jokes, turkey lovers, vegans, vegetarians, animal rights supporters, foodies, and lovers of retro aesthetic. A high-contrast, epic gift for Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving, Christmas, birthdays, or witty everyday streetwear!
Not The Menu Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Running Retro 1930s Cartoon Hoodie
by Yaymertch
$32 $42
Description: Take a ride down the historic highway with this vintage-inspired Route 66 design. Featuring a classic blue muscle car, retro diner signs, and a stunning desert sunset landscape, this premium artwork celebrates the legendary Mother Road established in 1926. Perfect for classic car enthusiasts, road trip lovers, and fans of nostalgic Americana.
