The Menu Merch
Description: Foodie Tyler Ledford and his date, Margot Mills, travel by boat to Hawthorn, an exclusive restaurant owned and operated by celebrity chef Julian Slowik, located on a private island. The other guests attending the dinner are Lillian Bloom, a food critic; her editor Ted; wealthy regulars Richard and Anne Leibrandt; washed-up movie star George Diaz and his personal assistant Felicity Lynn; business partners Soren, Dave, and Bryce; and Slowik's alcoholic mother Linda. The group is given a tour of the island by the restaurant maître d'hôtel, Elsa, who notes that Margot was not Tyler's designated guest for the evening.
Description: A digital painting of Ralph Fiennes' Chef Julian Slowik from the 2022 psychological thriller, The Menu. Done on Procreate on an iPad with an Apple pen.
The Menu "The Reason" Chef Julian Slowik portrait (digital) Baseball T-Shirt
by StagArtStudios
$19 $26
Description: Since I've sold quite a few of these, I'm imagining many overlook that the records in the image have been doctored to be album covers that I have released myself. Some people probably don't care at all and just want a nice picture of Audrey on a shirt or sticker, and that's fine! But I want to be transparent about the design.
Description: Bold blue text on a dark blue background reads "IF YOU AREN'T AT THE TABLE YOU ARE ON THE MENU." Below this, in smaller text, is "- ANN RICHARDS". The text is centered and sans-serif.
If You Aren't At The Table You Are On The Menu. - Ann Richards Quote T-Shirt
by NURUL SHAFIA
$16 $24
Description: A funny gym design for lifters and fitness enthusiasts who consider building biceps part of the daily menu.
Are Biceps on the Menu, Funny Gym Fitness Workout Humor Mens Tapestry
by CONTOUR GOODS
$23 $30
Description: Bold blue text on a black background. The text reads "IF YOU AREN'T AT THE TABLE IS Y OU ARE ON THE MENU. -ANN RICHARDS". The font is a sans-serif, block style.
If You Aren't At The Table You Are On The Menu - Ann Richards Quote Magnet
by rosemariana
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Enjoy a succulent Chinese meal! This parody design recreates a classic Chinese restaurant menu featuring the iconic lines from the viral “Democracy Manifest” clip: • “What is the charge?” • “Eating a meal??” • “A succulent Chinese meal?!” Complete with traditional red-and-gold patterns, dragons, clouds, and an authentic takeout-menu layout, this design looks like a real restaurant poster—except every dish costs $7.95. Perfect for meme lovers, comedy fans, or internet historians. Wear it proudly and declare: Democracy Manifest!
Description: Squid-faced horrors crowd around a bubbling eyeball stew in "What's Cookin'? The Freakshow Menu," with a sandwich that bites back, a snarling pie, grinning boots and a black cat keeping watch while a skeletal hand stirs the pot. Weird, colorful and built for anyone who likes their comfort food with extra tentacles. A fun pick for home cooks with a dark sense of humor, cosmic horror fans, or Halloween potluck hosts.
What's Cookin' The Freakshow Menu Vintage Bootleg Cosmic Horror Cauldron Kitchen T-Shirt
by Fisheyed Graphics
$16 $24
LED design inspired by Stray Kids during the God's Menu era Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by MBSdesing
$13 $19
Description: Locating hidden information on a complex website without wandering through wrong pages is a magnificent accomplishment. Folks of all ages feel a grand sense of pride when their digital intuition proves absolutely flawless. Whenever an English teacher is seeking grammar worksheets, an English student is accessing pronunciation audio, an instructor is locating grade portals, a scholar is browsing library catalogs, or a worker is retrieving occupational policies, finding the correct link immediately is fantastic. We cheerfully applaud our own superb navigating skills. Bypassing messy web layouts saves precious energy and permits us to conquer all remaining duties with a bright, victorious smile and a very spectacular mood.
I proudly consider navigating an online menu perfectly on the first click to be a truly legendary success Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by englishlearning
$16 $24
You Will Eat Less than You Desire Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by Mads Ave Art District
$13 $19
Description: Dining out offers a catalog of culinary innovation, yet comfort habits consistently defeat adventurous exploration. People spend ten minutes analyzing ingredients, asking the waiter questions about specials, and pretending they might try something bold. Yet when the ordering moment arrives, panic strikes, curiosity evaporates, and they request the exact same chicken dish or burger they have ordered for five consecutive years. The humor lies in the theatrical performance of studying the food list, creating a brief illusion of culinary bravery before retreating to familiar flavors. It hilariously highlights our steadfast loyalty to safe comfort food, proving that no amount of fancy restaurant descriptions can ever conquer our favorite habits.
I carefully read the entire menu just to order my exact usual meal Pillow
by englishlearning
$23 $28
Description: Do you like funny outfits with funny sayings, inspirational quotes, humorous quotes? Grab this design as a perfect present for any event. Put it on for laughs when you are out on the town.
There's Nothing Wrong With Looking At The Menu And Not Ordering Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by Nessbat Alik
$13 $19
