Murder Merch

A Murder most FOWL!

Let Hamtaro motivate you. (◕‿◕✿)

Text says "My Mood Is Currently Swinging Between An Axe And Gasoline".

Keep it in.

Murder She Wrote / 1980s Retro TV Design

I guess they just... Lost their head.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder” design on apparel and gifts.

It's not easy planning a murder. It takes Smarts. Guts. Determination. A will to do the worst thing imaginable. And a minimum of three or more crows in the same area.

Alligator

Six suspects and a butler all seeming to be very anxious about something...

Attempted murder

Original artwork done in ink.

Ssdgm

Jessica Fletcher - the crime busting novelist.

Mashup up the Charlotte Hornets logo and Ghostface from Scream, as the murder hornet!

California Penal Code section 187, subdivision (a) defines murder as “the unlawful killing of a human being, or a fetus, with malice aforethought.” Credit http://www.onlygfx.com/15-blood-splatter-textures-jpg/ for the blood spatter graphics.

Ride your bicycle through Cabot Cove wearing this fetching t-shirt design, and let everyone know you're out to either write, solve, or possible commit, murder! Just like Jessica Fletcher!

Kool-Aid Man Visits Jonestown

Almost all the time!

A group of crows is called a MURDER.

Murder She Wrote

Its a dangerous looking bee!

Attempted Murder

This clothing will totally communicate that you do not want to murder anyone, just like you want them to think.

This is metal for fish This one's called Murmaid-er It's about mermaid murder MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER

Get the cover from our comic series Flesh Eating Cheerleaders from Outer Space, by Federico Sabbatini!

The perfect gift for the horror movie buff in your life!

Premeditated Murder of Crows

Get the cover from our comic series Flesh Eating Cheerleaders from Outer Space, by Alti!

Manson Bundy Dahmer Ramirez

We go to sleep every night to the soothing sound of a police detective interrogating an extremely cunning woman about where she buried the body parts of her late husband. It’s her! My wife, I mean. True crime murder mysteries are her lullaby. But they make me incredibly nervous.

Help Me Hide the Body Murder Quote Humor Murderer Help Me Hide the Body Crime Serial Killer Making a Murderer Killer Horror Murder House KIlling Humor

Attempted Murder

Get the cover from our comic series Flesh Eating Cheerleaders from Outer Space, by C.B. Zane!

Jessica Fletchers House in Cabot Cove, inspired from Murder She Wrote.

Get the cover from our comic series Flesh Eating Cheerleaders from Outer Space, by Gregbo!