Pessimist Pillows

A classic quote by Luke Danes: "Yeah, I’m fine. I’m great. It’s a big, fat, happy sunshine day.

I Don't Want to be Here (me literally anytime I am anywhere). Publicly display your disdain for where you are with this funny design. Perfect to take anywhere you don't want to be.

Even the ice cream knows.

Life is meaningless and everyone dies

A skeleton has hit rock literally and is still digging

Philosophy

Make Orwell Fiction Again And Again Bro

How do people feel these day because of the quarantine and COVID-19. My mood design

This is a Someday We'll All Be Dead design, makes an ideal pessimistic sarcasm gift.

Orwell

LIFE SUCKS T SHIRT AVAILABLE

A glass half empty of water. Sad glass of water character. Retro cartoon vector illustration.

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This design says, life sucks and then you die. A grim look at life. It makes an awesome Christmas present for friends, family, mom, dad, brother, sister, aunt, uncle and even cousins who think their life stinks.

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Aren Orwell Again

Make Orwell fiction again and again bro

Everything sucks. Everything. - white version

Make Orwell Fiction Again And Again Bro

As a member of The Sevens, The No one is a must to bring the balance because all the parties need an end. We are humans after all.

Always Borrow Money From a Pessimist They'll Never Expect it Back. Funny quote for people who already know how to borrow money. Grab "Always Borrow Money From a Pessimist They'll Never Expect it Back" design.

The realist has a point. Waste of space, really

Orwell

Orwell 84

Orwell 84

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING design

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Borrow money from pessimists they don't expect it back - funny phrase

Nihilism at its finest.

Features half an illustrated portrait of German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer with an inspiring, popular quote. Makes a cool gift for Schopenhauer fans, anyone who could use some empowering advice, and students and teachers of western philosophy, literature, pessimism, religion, and the humanities.

I'm Nietzsche Bietzsche!

Aren Orwell Again

Nihilist in the Streets Existentialist in the Sheets

Every silver lining has a cloud

Orwell 84

Blob's money is always in short supply, while his stomach is like a black hole. Over the years he has learned some tricks on how to get some easy money, and be able to feed his cravings.