Timer Merch

Description: This design features a bald eagle and patriotic imagery for those who look back on the past with a sense of humor. It is a cynical take for proud veterans or seniors who enjoy a sarcastic look at the state of the world today. This makes a bold present for a grandfather or any friend who appreciates classic grit and vintage style.

Description: This design celebrates classic car enthusiasts born in 1966. Featuring "I'm Not Old I'm Classic Since 1966 All Original Parts", it is perfect for those who appreciate vintage automobiles and their birth year.

Description: This humorous design is perfect for retirees and those celebrating their golden years. Features the complete saying: Re-Tired I Was Tired Yesterday And I'm Tired Again Today. A great retirement gift for seniors enjoying their freedom from work.

Description: Please Be Patient With Me I'm From The 1900s for vintage car lovers. Ideal for antique vehicle enthusiasts, old timers, seniors, and grandparents who cherish classic automotive humor.

Description: Time is running out

Description: Stay productive and manage your time effectively with this bold orange typography . Perfect for students, professionals, and anyone practicing the pomodoro method to boost concentration and achieve daily goals.

Description: This design showcases the quote Fully Depreciated Still In Use. Great for accountants, finance professionals, IT experts, and veterans who appreciate witty humor about age and experience.

Description: This artwork features a cozy fantasy-themed “Dungeon LAN Party Crew” design with a hooded horned character gaming at a computer inside a dungeon, surrounded by retro RPG-inspired details like torches, dice, and mana juice.

Description: youngster birthday

Description: Hanker For a Hunk Of Cheese

Description: warning may tell war stories

Description: If You like comics on tees this design is for You.

Description: "Old Timers Baseball Club" is a baseball loving design featuring an image of a mature baseball player hitting a ball, accompanied by appropriate text. Can be given as the perfect gift for baseball gentlemen, veterans or baseball dads!

Description: A classic blue vintage pickup truck with a retro feel.

Description: I'm So Old I Remember Riding Over The Bell At The Gas Station To Receive Service Raccoon

Description: Ford's influential car that brought motoring to the masses.

Description: A dapper Victorian swimmer stands ready for a proper seaside spectacle, complete with old-fashioned swim goggles, curled mustache, and classic black bathing costume. This vintage-inspired illustration brings together antique beach charm, retro sports style, and a dash of gentlemanly bravado. Perfect for fans of Victorian oddities, old-timey swimming, vintage beach art, historical sports, circus-style characters, mustache humor, and quirky retro illustrations.

Description: A happy woman wearing an apron stands at a smoking grill with a city skyline in the background. It celebrates the joy of summer cookouts and making memories over delicious burgers.

Description: A retro-style graphic with a white coupe featuring black racing stripes. It is set against a circular sunset with orange, yellow, and teal stripes. The text 'I'M NOT OLD' arcs above the sunset, and 'I'm Classic!' is displayed below in a script font. The background is solid orange.

Description: Get ready for a futuristic adventure with this cyberpunk raccoon design. Featuring an edgy raccoon in a leather jacket and glowing visor, holding a mechanical heart with the countdown timer 00:59, and a USB cable tail sparking with rainbow energy. Perfect for gamers, synthwave fans, and tech geeks, this design looks great on t-shirts, hoodies, and stickers for conventions or raves.

Description: Are you a proud, cantankerous member who tells it like it is? Wear your badge of office with this funny "Bald, Grumpy, Proud" cartoon badge emblem design. It features a retro, angry-faced character illustration that makes a perfect joke gift for a bald dad, grandpa, husband, or anyone who has earned their membership in the ultimate grump club through years of well-practiced grumbling.

Description: Inspired by a vintage matchbook for a supper club called the Old Timer's Club.

Description: walk away i am a grumpy old man i have anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people

Description: Welcome to the Jungle

Description: Philip Seymour Hoffman rolls craps in Las Vegas in Paul Thomas Anderson's 1996 film, "Hard Eight"

Description: Dark-humored, distressed hourglass with the tongue-in-cheek line "Don't forgive, I wait." Vintage typography and grunge textures give it a worn, ironic look.

Description: Speedrun Mode activated! This intense cyberpunk-style design features a focused gamer dog with glowing blue eyes, gaming headphones, and racing timers. Perfect for speedrunners, competitive gamers, and dog lovers who live for beating records and shaving seconds off their best times. Featuring bold retro wave aesthetics with electric blue and purple neon accents.

Description: Fun gift for grilling fans. Perfect timer for cooking meat and enjoying a cold one. Humorous nod to BBQ culture.

Description: fully depreciated still in use

Description: A vintage-style pocket knife is depicted in the foreground, with a rugged mountain landscape and a forest in the background, enclosed within a geometric frame. The text 'OLD TIMER' is clearly visible on the handle of the knife.

Description: Dinner Will Be Ready In 18 Hours BBQ Dad Funny Smoking Meat

Description: motorcycle and military car

Description: Volvo

Description: How long to boil an egg, minute by minute from runny to firm, drawn as halved eggs so you can see the yolk at each stage, plus timings for cold-start hard-cooked, poached, baked, fried and scrambled eggs and the key safety tips. A vintage ink-on-cream reference for the kitchen wall.

Description: New here and already regretting it.

Description: Our logo has an hour glass with board game pieces in it, but I wanted to go a step further and show some of the themes (pirates, medieval, trains, and farming - sheep) that those pieces (a meeple, coin, pawn, and cube) transform into when we play games!