Timer Merch

Description: Celebrate the icons of analog design with this 555 Timer and 741 Op-Amp 'Old Friends' shirt. A perfect nostalgia gift for electronic engineers, circuit hobbyists, and synth DIYers who remember the classic days of breadboarding, Veroboard, and integrated circuit design. Ideal for any electrical engineering professional or vintage tech enthusiast. (Also available with white text for dark backgrounds.)

Description: A humorous design for seniors and older adults celebrating birthdays or getting older. Features the funny saying 'I Don't Know How To Act My Age I've Never Been This Old Before' perfect for those who are young at heart.

Description: A cartoon character in a witch hat points to text that reads 'I Hanker Hunk of Cheese!' next to a wedge of cheese.

Description: A bold patriotic eagle design with distressed flag artwork and a sharp statement attitude. Perfect for people who enjoy strong American pride graphics, vintage patriotic style, and outspoken humor with an edgy twist. Great for fans of bald eagle art, USA flag themes, and retro political statement apparel that stands out at gatherings, holidays, and everyday wear.

Description: Holy Shit You're 40!

Description: Stylish car drawing of the Jaguar E-type - a 1961 classic car

Description: I Was Told There Would Be Speed Walking Neon Galaxy

Description: A front-facing, monochrome depiction of a classic pickup truck with a winged emblem behind it. Radial lines emanate outwards from behind the emblem, suggesting a sunburst. The truck features prominent headlights and a detailed grille, rendered in a bold, graphic style.

Description: I Was Told There Would Be Speed Walking Time Maze

Description: Auburn Service

Description: I'm Old vintage car parts automotive enthusiast. Perfect for classic car mechanics, gearheads, dads, and grandpas who love old automobiles and appreciate automotive history.

Description: I Was Told There Would Be Speed Walking Retro Track

Description: A minimalist outline of a kitchen appliance is shown on the left. Text on the right reads 'EAT. SLEEP. AIR FRY. REPEAT.' The appliance has a digital display showing '8:99' and a control dial. The overall presentation is simple and bold.

Description: Funny BBQ timer with a beer theme. Great for grilling dads who enjoy a barbecue & a cold drink. Perfect for a fun gathering!

Description: You're not old, my friend, you're vintage! Your age reflects your wisdom, your achievements, and your resilience. And those wrinkles? They are simply a map of a beautiful life filled with joy and sorrow. You've still got it!

Description: Funny design for grill masters! Great for dads who love beer, barbecue, and good times. Ideal for timers and drinking buddies.

Description: Celebrate your vintage ride allegiance with this distressed graphic featuring a classic American vehicle and the proud declaration: 'I'm Not Old I'm Classic.' Great for automotive lovers.

Description: Nacho Average Old Man – a fun and playful design made for cool seniors who still know how to keep things spicy! Bursting with vibrant colors and humor, it’s the perfect pick for a lighthearted birthday celebration.

Description: Traditional drawing Inspired upon the classic Fiat 500, also a version without text.

Description: This guy taught us how to make our own popsicles from OJ. He also informed us that cheese was the best way to fight hunger pangs. True, he never played a Flying V guitar, but make no mistake, he knew how to rock.

Description: Retirement Class of 2028 Teacher Countdown Loading

Description: Special for luxury car effects

Description: Catastrophically destructive disaster

Description: Hanker For A Hunk Of Cheese

Description: Car fanatics

Description: A retro-style hourglass illustration with the text 'Come Waste Your Time With Me, A Dream It's True' surrounding it. The design features a circular motif with lightning bolt accents.

Description: cassette

Description: Sometimes you have to get to the chopper. Get to tha chopper! Self destruct. Predator. Original Predator 1987. The 80s. The 1980s.

Description: OLDI

Description: The classic two tone Citroen deux chevaux charleston, also without text.

Description: Please be patient with me! I'm from the 1900s!

Description: Hand drawn design Inspired upon the legendary Japanese cult car the Toyota AE86 aka Initial D, also without text.

Description: My First Cruise 2026! Humorous design for your initial voyage. Fun souvenir to remember your 2026 cruise adventure. Perfect for first-time cruisers.

Description: Escape Room Enthusiast

Description: This math rubiks cube makes such a great gift for any Rubiks cube lovers.