Timer Merch

Description: Vintage Funny Meme Retro I Hanker For A Hunk O Cheese

Description: A retro pixel scene depicting a humorous car wash scenario. Two characters, labeled KEN and RYU, are actively washing a blue vehicle. KEN sprays water with a hose, while RYU scrubs with a sponge. A bucket of suds is visible. The text "VS CLEAN TIMER 1:45" is displayed.

Description: Cute yet spooky kawaii grim reaper graphic featuring a vintage telephone, a pocket watch, and a countdown timer. Perfect for goth and pastel goth fans.

Description: Based off the store sign, rather than the uniform.

Description: It’s not guaranteed!

Description: A cartoon scene shows Bugs Bunny, a grey rabbit, shaking hands with a character dressed in black with a mask and hat. Each character has a bomb strapped to their back. Bugs Bunny's bomb is red with a clock face, and the other is black.

Description: Iconic symbol representing speed, power, and the passage of time.

Description: Celebrate the icons of analog design with this 555 Timer and 741 Op-Amp 'Old Friends' shirt. A perfect nostalgia gift for electronic engineers, circuit hobbyists, and synth DIYers who remember the classic days of breadboarding, Veroboard, and integrated circuit design. Ideal for any electrical engineering professional or vintage tech enthusiast. (Also available with white text for dark backgrounds.)

Description: "Time For Timer, a classic series of Saturday morning public service announcements, introduced educational and fun ways to promote healthy eating. Its most memorable short, 'I Hanker For A Hunk Of Cheese,' featured Timer recommending 'wagon wheels'—simple and nutritious cheese and cracker sandwiches—as a tasty snack option."

Description: A cartoon character in a witch hat points to text that reads 'I Hanker Hunk of Cheese!' next to a wedge of cheese.

Description: A bold patriotic eagle design with distressed flag artwork and a sharp statement attitude. Perfect for people who enjoy strong American pride graphics, vintage patriotic style, and outspoken humor with an edgy twist. Great for fans of bald eagle art, USA flag themes, and retro political statement apparel that stands out at gatherings, holidays, and everyday wear.

Description: Holy Shit You're 40!

Description: Stylish car drawing of the Jaguar E-type - a 1961 classic car

Description: Auburn Service

Description: I Was Told There Would Be Speed Walking Time Maze

Description: I'm Old vintage car parts automotive enthusiast. Perfect for classic car mechanics, gearheads, dads, and grandpas who love old automobiles and appreciate automotive history.

Description: I Was Told There Would Be Speed Walking Retro Track

Description: A minimalist outline of a kitchen appliance is shown on the left. Text on the right reads 'EAT. SLEEP. AIR FRY. REPEAT.' The appliance has a digital display showing '8:99' and a control dial. The overall presentation is simple and bold.

Description: Funny BBQ timer with a beer theme. Great for grilling dads who enjoy a barbecue & a cold drink. Perfect for a fun gathering!

Description: You're not old, my friend, you're vintage! Your age reflects your wisdom, your achievements, and your resilience. And those wrinkles? They are simply a map of a beautiful life filled with joy and sorrow. You've still got it!

Description: Funny design for grill masters! Great for dads who love beer, barbecue, and good times. Ideal for timers and drinking buddies.

Description: Celebrate your vintage ride allegiance with this distressed graphic featuring a classic American vehicle and the proud declaration: 'I'm Not Old I'm Classic.' Great for automotive lovers.

Description: This guy taught us how to make our own popsicles from OJ. He also informed us that cheese was the best way to fight hunger pangs. True, he never played a Flying V guitar, but make no mistake, he knew how to rock.

Description: This little weird dude taught Generation X to make cheese snacks and OJ popsicles for ourselves. Now that we're in our 50s, We tend to hanker other things.. like a tall glass of riesling. Also available in "Rye Whiskey variation if that's more your thing. See my store!

Description: Traditional drawing Inspired upon the classic Fiat 500, also a version without text.

Description: Retirement Class of 2028 Teacher Countdown Loading

Description: Special for luxury car effects

Description: Car fanatics

Description: A retro-style hourglass illustration with the text 'Come Waste Your Time With Me, A Dream It's True' surrounding it. The design features a circular motif with lightning bolt accents.

Description: Time For Timer was that weird little yellow dude that taught Generation X how to make snacks for ourselves. Now that we're all in our 50s or older, we hanker for other things, like whiskey. Also available in "Dry Riesling" if wine is more your thing. Go see my shop!

Description: cassette

Description: Sometimes you have to get to the chopper. Get to tha chopper! Self destruct. Predator. Original Predator 1987. The 80s. The 1980s.

Description: The classic two tone Citroen deux chevaux charleston, also without text.

Description: the end of waiting clock icon time patience waiting finished no more waiting countdown timer clock icon typography motivational quote schedule

Description: Please be patient with me! I'm from the 1900s!