Towel Day Merch
Description: The dolphins are the second most intelligent species on the planet Earth, only surpassed by mice, although many outside observers don't know about the mice. They long ago knew of Earth's planned destruction and tried to communicate this to humans who misinterpreted it as "amusing attempts to punch football or whistle for tidbits." The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner," but was, in fact, a message. The message was "so long, and thanks for all the fish.
Description: Get ready to relax and have a laugh with this hilarious cartoon horse taking a mirror selfie at the spa! Wearing a cute horseshoe pattern bath towel, this chubby equine friend is just horsin' around. Perfect for animal lovers, fans of funny animal memes, or anyone who enjoys a good spa day and a clever pun. Grab this unique humor design for your next self-care Sunday or as a funny gift for a horse owner with a great sense of humor.
