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The Trojan War is an mythological war in ancient Greek History fought between Mycenaean Greece and Troy as described in Homer's Iliad. If you are pro Troy in this epic struggle and cheer for Trojan hero Hector, this funny Achilles sucks design is for you.

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History of ancient Greece is full of legendary myths and epic mythological tales of mythical Greek gods and war heroes, such as Agamemnon, king of Mycenae. If you love mythology of ancient Greece and Rome, this ancient Greek epic design is for you.

History and mythology of Ancient Greece is full of epic battles between the Mycenaean Greek city states and Troy. The Trojan War, as narrated by the epic poet Homer in his Iliad and Odyssey, is an important piece of Ancient Greek mythology and literature. Love Greek mythology, legends of Troy and Trojan War? The stories of Helen of Troy, the face that launched a thousand ships? Paris of Troy, Menelaus, king of Sparta, Agamemnon, king of Mycenae, Achilles and Hector? This Greek mythology design is for you.

Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes is a Latin phrase from Aeneid, written by Virgil between 29 and 19 BC. It has been paraphrased in English as the proverb "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts". Its literal meaning is "I fear the Danaans [Greeks], even those bearing gifts".

Linocut print of the wooden horse used by Odysseus and his Greek compatriots to enter the city of Troy after laying siege to it for 10 years.

In ancient Greek mythology and Roman mythology, Hector was was a Trojan prince and the greatest warrior for Troy in the legendary Trojan War. In the ancient Greek epic poem The Iliad, Hector was ultimately defeated by the Greek warrior hero Achilles.

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In Ancient Greek mythology and history, Memnon was king of Ethiopia, a hero and a warrior considered equal to Achilles. In the mythological Trojan War, he brought an African Ethiopian and Indian army to defence of Troy, and defeated Antilochus in battle.

A statue of the Trojan Horse in Troy.

Somebody should have warned the Trojans.

Mythology of ancient Greece is full of legendary myths and epic mythological tales of mythical Greek gods and war heroes, such as Agamemnon, king of Mycenae. If you love mythology of ancient Greece and Rome, this ancient Greek epic design is for you.

History of ancient Greece is full of legendary myths and epic mythological tales of mythical Greek gods and war heroes, such as Achilles. If you love mythology of ancient and classical Greece and Rome, this ancient Greek hero Achilles design is for you.

In ancient Greek and Roman mythology Aeneas was a legendary Trojan hero, portrayed in the epics of the Iliad and the Roman Aeneid. He was the leader of the Dardanians and main lieutenant of Hector. Aeneas was protected by Aphrodite and Apollo in the war.

History of ancient Greece is full of legendary myths and epic mythological tales of mythical Greek gods and war heroes, such as Achilles. If you love mythology of ancient and classical Greece and Rome, this ancient Greek hero Achilles design is for you.

Steampunk and ancient Greek mythology mix perfectly in this classical Greek Spartan warrior helmet design. Love the history of Greece and steam punk? This Victorian era mechanical science fiction novelty Steampunk fashion Greek military helmet is for you.

Helen of Troy was said to have been the most beautiful woman in the world, whose face launched a thousand ships.

Ancient Greek mythology & literature is full of epic tales of the Trojan War & mythological quests. Love Ancient history, Ancient Greek gods, goddesses & heroes such as Achilles, Agamemnon, Patroclus, Odysseus, Ajax, Nestor, Diomedes? This is for you!

A depiction of the Greek hero Achilles from the Trojan War with the opening lines of the Iliad. Part of the Ancient History, Bronze Age History and Ancient Warfare Collection.

An ideal gift for history teachers and lovers of ancient civilizations.

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In Greek mythology, Agamemnon was a king of Mycenae who commanded the Greeks during the Trojan War.

Achilles brings back to the Greek camp the body of Ajax killed during the Trojan war, Drawing after a 6th century BC black-figure Greek vase.

Helen of Troy, was a figure in Greek mythology said to have been the most beautiful woman in the world. She was believed to have been the daughter of Zeus and Leda, and was married to King Menelaus of Sparta. Her abduction by Paris of Troy was the most immediate cause of the Trojan War.

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In ancient Greek mythology and Roman mythology, Hector was was a Trojan prince and the greatest fighter for Troy in the legendary Trojan War. In the ancient Greek epic The Iliad, Hector was ultimately defeated by the Greek warrior hero Achilles.

A Greek Mythology Poet and Bookish Merch is the perfect gift idea for philosophy students, book nerds, bookworms, literature teachers, librarians, readers, and writers. Enjoy your Greek Gods - Medusa, Aphrodite, Artemis, Hades, Persephone, Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Athena, Apollo, Hermes, Dionysus, Demeter, Hestia, iris, Perseus, Hercules, and the myths of the Trojan War, The Iliad, The Odyssey (Achilles, Patroclus, Hector, Agamemnon, Menelaus, Paris, Helen), and many more!

Menelaus or Menelaos was the odyssey of Ancient Greece and the Greek Myths of Roman and current times. King of Mycenaen Sparta and husband to Helen of Troy who was taken by Paris of Troy starting the Trojan War. Greek Mythology needs this cool design!

Ancient Greek mythology & Trojan War is full of mythological warriors such as Achilles. In Homers epic the Iliad, Achilles defeated Trojan war hero Hector & dragged him behind a war chariot. Love the age of bronze? ancient civilizations? This is for you.

The Odyssey, a sequel to the Iliad, is an ancient Greek epic poems attributed to Homer. The story is about bronze age archaic Mycenaean Greek history and mythology, and the Greek hero Odysseys after the fall of Troy in the mythological Trojan war.

In classical Greek and Roman mythology, Aeneas was a Trojan hero, son of goddess Aphrodite, i.e Roman Venus. Ge is mentioned in Homer's Iliad and plays a major role in Virgil's Aeneid, being an ancestor of Romulus and Remus, being a hero of ancient Rome.

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A Greek Mythology Poet and Bookish Merch is the perfect gift idea for philosophy students, book nerds, bookworms, literature teachers, librarians, readers, and writers. Enjoy your Greek Gods - Medusa, Aphrodite, Artemis, Hades, Persephone, Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Athena, Apollo, Hermes, Dionysus, Demeter, Hestia, iris, Perseus, Hercules, and the myths of the Trojan War, The Iliad, The Odyssey (Achilles, Patroclus, Hector, Agamemnon, Menelaus, Paris, Helen), and many more!

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