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We are seeing all the signs but our Hearts are still cold. we need to return to Simplicity to see what's really there.

Simple white letters on black background: "a little miffed". When you're British and PRACTICALLY LIVID but this is all you can manage out loud. "I'll write a very stiff letter. ON CARDBOARD."

Simple white letters on black background: "such a mess". Some of us are just a mess and y'know what? embrace it. There are too many slick people out there trying to be "influencers". Be real, be messy, be you.

Simple white letters on black background: "SO VERY TIRED". Eugh. Two plus years of pandemic. Climate crisis. Declining democracy and capitalism killing us all. It's no wonder you're exhausted.

Simple white letters on black background: "SUCH A MESS". Some of us are just a mess and y'know what? embrace it. There are too many slick people out there trying to be "influencers". Be real, be messy, be you.

Simple white letters on black background: "right-o then". Maybe you're done talking; maybe it's time for a cuppa tea; maybe you're a Brit taking your leave. Right-o then. Let's put the kettle on.

Simple white letters on black background: "true story bro". Well, it is.

Simple white letters on black background: "so very tired". Eugh. Two plus years of pandemic. Climate crisis. Declining democracy and capitalism killing us all. It's no wonder you're exhausted.

Simple white letters on black background: "INDEPENDENT - Like, sometimes I slice my own cake." You may not know how to change a tire or boil an egg but you can get your own cake and pour your own coffee. Score!

Simple white letters on black background: "right-o then". Maybe you're done talking; maybe it's time for a cuppa tea; maybe you're a Brit taking your leave. Right-o then. Let's put the kettle on.

Glad that's over.

Simple white letters on black background: "a bit much". Are you strong, obstinate, maybe even stubborn or willful? Are you British or Australian and need understatement to live? Maybe this is for you.

Ever felt like the best at being just okay? Sport your humor and love for pickleball with this playful tee! Whether you're hitting the courts, hanging with your pickleball team, or just out and about, this shirt is a perfect mix of wit and passion for the sport. It's not just a shirt; it's a statement that you love the game, but you don't mind laughing at yourself once in a while. Gift it to the pickleball enthusiast in your life or wear it with pride yourself!

Funny stuff Anthony Crammen says, I'm Feeling A Bit Pretentious Today. Features fancy metallic-ish font.

Worlds Okayest

Simple white letters on black background: "a bit sweary". Whether the air around you is constantly blue, people liken you to a sailor, or you just like the odd cuss word, maybe give people a heads-up. For the mildly profane.

Artwork features picture of large King Pineapple with tongue-in-cheek health warning advising against use of the fruit as suppository. Picture copyright Scotch Macaskill.

passive aggressive - great Let your apparel speak for you. You just take care of the matching facial expression!

Funny ironic sarcastic surfer lifestyle statement featuring a surfer silhouette getting washed in a pipeline. Surfing is your passion, no matter how big, how gnarly the waves. Get barrelled!

I'm kind of a big deal. It's a humble brag for the modest ego.

passive aggressive - nope Let your apparel speak for you. You just take care of the matching facial expression!

The term gentleman was marked in England and has always been considered as a special expression of british national character. It refers to a man of honor because of his character, his performance or his birth.

Simple white letters on black background: "a little miffed". When you're British and HIGHLY ANNOYED but this is all you can manage out loud.

It’s Fine, I’m Fine, Everything is Fine. This is me all verve and energy headfirst into everyday excitement. NOT! Your funny lifestyle-statement, if you are not in the mood!

Simple white letters on black background: "slightly above average". You're the world's okayest; you don't have to be top, you just have to be above the mean line. And y'know, half the world is below average, so you're doing OK.