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Actually It's My Second Rodeo Posters and Art
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Description: The saying goes - "well, this ain't my first rodeo", but you know what, if it was only the second rodeo, I'd still be concerned.

Tags: aint my first rodeo, cowboy, deadpan, first rodeo, funny

Actually It's My Second Rodeo Posters and Art

by Sombrero Craft

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HOI POLLOI Posters and Art
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "hoi polloi". It sounds kinda fancy, right? "Join the hoi polloi for some polo, what, old chap?" But no. It means the masses; the common people; the poors. You and me, as it happens.

Tags: fancy people, black and white, common people, humor, humour

HOI POLLOI Posters and Art

by TheBestWords

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"a bit sweary" in plain white letters - because profanity is the way Posters and Art
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "a bit sweary". Whether the air around you is constantly blue, people liken you to a sailor, or you just like the odd cuss word, maybe give people a heads-up. For the mildly profane.

Tags: sarcastic, snarky, tongue in cheek, profane, curse
Actually, this is my second rodeo. Posters and Art
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Description: Actually, this is my second rodeo. Designed for anyone who feel like they've done all this before.

Tags: been there done that, chestify, deadpan, fun, funny

Actually, this is my second rodeo. Posters and Art

by Chestify

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We Should Get Sushi Carol Posters and Art

Description: A minimal typography design of the phrase we should get sushi carol, in yellow text. Is this Pluribus Carol, or a Carol from an old dank meme?

Tags: australian, carol quotes, dank memes, deadpan, ellenhenryart

We Should Get Sushi Carol Posters and Art

by ellenhenryart

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Funny Exhausted Purple Cat Deadpan Mood Posters and Art
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Description: Current mental state: 100% exhausted, 0% thoughts. The ultimate deadpan cat face for students, programmers, and tired office workers.

Tags: anti social, burnout, dark humor, dead soul, exhausted

Funny Exhausted Purple Cat Deadpan Mood Posters and Art

by KidGeneration_TK

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"I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." in plain white letters - when your patience is tested Posters and Art
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, be nicer, be smarter, deadpan
Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am out of bed. Posters and Art
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Description: Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am out of bed. I have better things do, like nap.

Tags: chestify, demotivational, funny, indoor person, introvert
"don't say 'bite me' and then act all surprised" in plain white letters Posters and Art
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "don't say 'bite me' and then act all surprised". Some of us are literal. And we have teeth. Just stay away.

Tags: absurd, absurdist, antisocial, best words, bite me
"Make it make sense." in plain white letters - cos this is truly the stupidest timeline Posters and Art
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Make it make sense." Because these days there are too many things that are just batsh*t insane. WTF is going on? Can you explain it to me?

Tags: absurd, absurdist, anti social, antisocial, cant even
a bit much Posters and Art
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "a bit much". Are you strong, obstinate, maybe even stubborn or willful? Are you British or Australian and need understatement to live? Maybe this is for you.

Tags: understated, understatement, a bit much, its a bit much, tongue in cheek

a bit much Posters and Art

by TheBestWords

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"This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely Posters and Art
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

Tags: cowboy, deadpan, humor, humour, joke
"please hesitate to contact me" in plain white letters, cos leave me alone Posters and Art
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Description: No, that's not a typo at the end of your email - "please hesitate to contact me". I hope this email finds you. Or not. Just leave me alone; we're all exhausted.

Tags: absurd, absurdist, antisocial, deadpan, email
"At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." in plain white letters - nothing left to lose Posters and Art
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

Tags: absurd, absurdist, anti social, antisocial, cant get worse
"Artificial Intelligence: Not as great a threat as natural stupidity." in plain white letters - we'll be our own downfall Posters and Art
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Artificial Intelligence: Not as great a threat as natural stupidity." Yeah. People are stupid which is why we can't have nice things. Like democracy.

Tags: ai, artificial intelligence, below average, deadpan, natural stupidity
Antisocial I Hate People (Classic Misanthrope) Posters and Art
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Description: Word of the day (everyday), say what you're thinking without saying a word. Great for introverts, mood gremlins, and anti-small-talk warriors.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, customer service, deadpan, funny sarcasm

Antisocial I Hate People (Classic Misanthrope) Posters and Art

by Seven Bears Designs

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This Is My Second Rodeo Posters and Art
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Description: This Is My Second Rodeo

Tags: cowboy, deadpan, humor, humour, joke

This Is My Second Rodeo Posters and Art

by Art by ADR

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I Like Cats I Just Can't Eat A Whole One By Myself Posters and Art

Description: I Like Cats I Just Can't Eat A Whole One By Myself

Tags: cat enthusiast statement gift, cat fan joke statement, cat humor bold typography design, cat lover joke pride statement, cat pun pride statement gift

I Like Cats I Just Can't Eat A Whole One By Myself Posters and Art

by CosmicEquine Art

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Deadpan Pink Cat Halloween Trick or Treat Cute Spooky Cat Posters and Art
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Description: A deadpan pink cat goes trick or treating with a tiny pumpkin bucket, surrounded by cute ghosts and Halloween stars. Perfect for cat lovers who prefer their Halloween a little more cute, quirky, and sarcastic.

Tags: cute cat, cute ghost, cute ghost halloween, cute halloween, deadpan cat
I Like Cats I Just Can't Eat A Whole One By Myself Posters and Art

Description: I Like Cats I Just Can't Eat A Whole One By Myself

Tags: cat enthusiast statement gift, cat fan joke statement, cat joke bold typography design, cat lover joke pride statement, cat pun pride statement gift

I Like Cats I Just Can't Eat A Whole One By Myself Posters and Art

by CosmicEquine Art

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This is my Second Rodeo | Not a noob anymore Posters and Art
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Description: These boots were made for mutton bustin'. Mutton Busting, Yeehaw.

Tags: cowboy, deadpan, funny rodeo, sarcastic, this is my second rodeo

This is my Second Rodeo | Not a noob anymore Posters and Art

by anycolordesigns

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Pizza Rat NYC Subway Deadpan Vintage Streetwear Posters and Art
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Description: A deadpan NYC Pizza Rat with a straight-faced attitude, red cap and subway reflections in his shades. A gritty retro graphic inspired by New York subway culture, underground street style and the city's legendary Pizza Rat.

Tags: deadpan rat, funny rat, graphic, new york city, nyc streetwear
I Like Cats I Just Can't Eat A Whole One By Myself Posters and Art

Description: I Like Cats I Just Can't Eat A Whole One By Myself

Tags: cat joke typography design, cat lover joke statement, cat lover pride statement, cat pun statement gift, dark humor cat statement

I Like Cats I Just Can't Eat A Whole One By Myself Posters and Art

by Impasto Ocean Gallery

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Obscure literary quotes: Leo Tolstoy's unnecessary horse (black handwriting on parchment) Posters and Art
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Description: Jan. 1851: Russian author Leo Tolstoy confides to his diary that he'd fallen in love at a party, and then as an afterthought - "Bought a horse which I don't need at all." Ah yes, unnecessary horse; who hasn't been there?! Style variations available.

Tags: 1800s, absurd, author, book lover, bought a horse
I Like Cats I Just Can't Eat A Whole One By Myself Posters and Art

Description: I Like Cats I Just Can't Eat A Whole One By Myself

Tags: cat humor typography design, cat joke typography design, cat lover joke statement, cat pun statement gift, dark humor cat statement

I Like Cats I Just Can't Eat A Whole One By Myself Posters and Art

by Impasto Ocean Gallery

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i-was-promised-a-handbasket Posters and Art

Description: i-was-promised-a-handbasket

Tags: absurd humor, absurd meme, deadpan humor, funny humor sarcastic, funny sarcastic sayings

i-was-promised-a-handbasket Posters and Art

by el2003anas

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If The Women Don't Find You Handsome They Should At Least Find You Handy Posters and Art

Description: If The Women Don't Find You Handsome They Should At Least Find You Handy

Tags: bold statement design five, bold typography statement design, colorful bold statement typography, colorful statement, funny dad joke statement design
If The Women Don't Find You Handsome They Should At Least Find You Handy Posters and Art

Description: If The Women Don't Find You Handsome They Should At Least Find You Handy

Tags: bold statement design five, bold statement design six, colorful bold statement typography, colorful statement, funny deadpan wit statement gift
Unfortunately Penguin Minimalist Deadpan Humor Posters and Art

Description: A penguin with a mildly annoyed stance paired with the single-word caption Unfortunately.

Tags: apathetic humor, clean design, deadpan humor, dry humor, funny animal

Unfortunately Penguin Minimalist Deadpan Humor Posters and Art

by The Artful Aspie

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Charles Darwin quote: "I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything" (black handwriting text) Posters and Art
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Description: "I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 but it's just as true today. Eugh, it's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, darwin, deadpan, hate everybody and everything
Feedback Discarded Design – Minimalist Line Art Cat Graphic Posters and Art

Description: A single, unbroken line traces an unimpressed cat above a blunt corporate-style dismissal: your feedback has been noted and discarded. Clean, dry, and quietly savage, this design speaks to anyone with zero patience for unsolicited input.

Tags: boundary setting humor, cat lover office gift, clean line illustration, corporate sarcasm design, deadpan cat quote
Low Cortisol Level Gauge Deadpan Meme Posters and Art
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Description: For nerdy health and wellness enthusiasts who enjoy irony and deadpan sarcasm with a vintage graphic featuring flames and lightning to describe a relaxed mood and adrenal fatigue state

Tags: a, biology meme, deadpan sarcasm, funny stress gauge, hormone humor

Low Cortisol Level Gauge Deadpan Meme Posters and Art

by Vauliflower

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Funny Dog OK Minimalist Line Art Deadpan Dog Lover Humor Posters and Art
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Description: Just… OK. No excitement. No complaints. Pure unbothered dog energy. This deadpan minimalist dog shirt is the perfect funny dog lover gift for every dog mom, dog dad, or emotionally unavailable human who communicates exclusively in two-letter answers. Clean, iconic, and aggressively relatable.

Tags: deadpan dog, dog dad, dog humor gift, dog lover gift, dog lovers
Yumemi Yumemite Kakegurui Christmas Lights Tangled Deadpan Posters and Art

Description: Yumemi Yumemite from Kakegurui looks deadpan while tangled in colorful Christmas lights. Her chibi Santa outfit creates a festive anime girl scene. A glowing star and bright bulbs add holiday humor.

Tags: anime girl, chibi, christmas, christmas lights, deadpan
Live Breaking News, I Don't Care! Posters and Art

Description: Live Breaking News, I Don't Care!

Tags: apathy humor statement, bold news banner design, deadpan sarcasm gift, funny couldnt care less saying, funny disinterested joke statement

Live Breaking News, I Don't Care! Posters and Art

by Moonlight Voyage Art

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Live Breaking News, I Don't Care! Posters and Art

Description: Live Breaking News, I Don't Care!

Tags: apathy humor statement, blunt sarcasm humor design, bold news banner design, deadpan sarcasm gift, funny couldnt care less saying

Live Breaking News, I Don't Care! Posters and Art

by Moonlight Voyage Art

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