Urinate Merch

Need to Pee. This hysterical design is perfect for someone who needs to go to the bathroom often, but can never find a free one. Grab this design today for your favorite kindergartener or buddy who's always stuck in traffic. The design is also great for just about anyone with a whimsical sense of humor.

Cute cartoon Pyramid peeing an oasis.

I pee sitting down

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Orange Juice

A humorous illstration of a man walking the dog

I had the weirdest of dreams. And this (of sorts) was a poster in it. Please don't ask me if the facts are true, I made them up, cause this is a silly idea!

Do not pee here I have sent 30 people to the hospital and 1 is still not found

A Florida alligator admits to peeing in the pool. Photo taken along Hillsborough River, Florida.