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Agony Aunt Studios is the brainchild of that darling DJ duo, Emmett Davenport and Lady Attercop. We produce radio shows, dance parties and what-nots.
Pittsboro NC

Tank Tops

Wyrd & Wired Tank Top
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Description: Meet Mr. Winkleperry, who keeps Café Diem running on good coffee and good fortune. This design features our very own cryptid mid-stride, balancing a steaming cup with vintage café flair. Marked Wyrd & Wired and established in 2010 in Pittsboro, North Carolina, it’s a cozy tribute to strong coffee, kind service, and a little everyday weirdness. Perfect for coffee lovers, café regulars, folklore fans, and anyone who likes their caffeine slightly magical.

Tags: cafe

Wyrd & Wired Tank Top

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Steampunks Against Fascism Tank Top
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Description: A vintage-inspired steampunk crest rendered in burnished gold tones, featuring goggles, gears, tools, and rising steam. Framed like an old-world guild emblem, this design pairs classic craftsmanship aesthetics with an unambiguous message: STEAMPUNKS AGAINST FASCISM. For builders, fixers, and retro-futurists who believe ethics matter as much as aesthetics.

Tags: anti fascism, antifa, resist, steampunk

Steampunks Against Fascism Tank Top

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Steampunks Against Fascism Tank Top
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Description: A raised fist grips a pair of brass goggles, framed by smoking factories and crackling energy. This design draws from classic revolutionary poster art and steampunk aesthetics to make its stance unmistakably clear: STEAMPUNKS AGAINST FASCISM. For makers, rebels, and clockwork dreamers who know that style means nothing without principles.

Tags: anti fascism, antifa, resist, steampunk

Steampunks Against Fascism Tank Top

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Steampunks Against Fascism Tank Top
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Description: Steampunks against fascism. Period. Bold red gears clash against a black field, stamped with distressed lettering that makes the message impossible to ignore. This shirt is for makers, tinkerers, rebels, and anyone who believes creativity and resistance go hand in hand. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Jam the machine.

Tags: anti fascism, antifa, resist, steampunk

Steampunks Against Fascism Tank Top

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Davenport's Café Diem: "The Atmosphere Is Scary!" Tank Top
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Description: If you know, you know.

Tags: cafe, humor
Abat les Fachos Tank Top
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Description: Perfect for family dinners and church services!

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, antifa, antifascist, saying

Abat les Fachos Tank Top

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Not Today Jesus Tank Top
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Description: Tell Jesus, "Not today!". When you prefer take things into your own hands, Jesus doesn’t stand a chance!

Tags: humor, sarcastic

Not Today Jesus Tank Top

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The Graveyard Shift Tank Top
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Description: Show your love & support for The Graveyard Shift, a dark disco dance party in Pittsboro NC.

Tags: dance, dancing, goth, gothic, spooky

The Graveyard Shift Tank Top

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Too Camp for Goth Night Tank Top
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Description: Have you ever been told that you're not serious enough to be goth? Well, Emmett has.

Tags: sarcasm

Too Camp for Goth Night Tank Top

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Pittsboro Vulture Tank Top
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Description: Show your love for the tiny town of Pittsboro NC and its fight against gentrification.

Tags: protest, sarcasm

Pittsboro Vulture Tank Top

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Pittsboro Pizza Tank Top
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Description: Show your love for the tiny town of Pittsboro NC and its fight against gentrification.

Tags: protest, sarcasm

Pittsboro Pizza Tank Top

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Pittsboro Water Tank Top
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Description: Show your love for the tiny town of Pittsboro NC and its fight against gentrification.

Tags: protest, sarcasm

Pittsboro Water Tank Top

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Pittsboro Trees Tank Top
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Description: Show your love for the tiny town of Pittsboro NC and its fight against gentrification.

Tags: protest, sarcasm

Pittsboro Trees Tank Top

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The Clockwork Cabaret Tank Top
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Description: Show your support for the radio show, The Clockwork Cabaret.

Tags: comedy, podcast, radio

The Clockwork Cabaret Tank Top

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Dracula's Child Tank Top
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Description: Show your support for the radio show, Dracula's Child.

Tags: goth, podcast, podcasting, radio

Dracula's Child Tank Top

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I Wish I Was An Octopus Tank Top
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Description: Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once.

Tags: sea, ocean, tentacles, funny, humor

I Wish I Was An Octopus Tank Top

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Working As Intended Tank Top
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Description: A phrase uttered during code reviews more than once.

Tags: coding, coder, developer, humor, programmer

Working As Intended Tank Top

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Not A Bug. Tank Top
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Description: Not a bug, it's a feature.

Tags: coding, programmer, coder, humor, funny

Not A Bug. Tank Top

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Coffee & Maybe, Three People Tank Top
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Description: Are you a bit of a loner? Like coffee? Well, we've got a shirt for you.

Tags: davenports cafe diem, pittsboro nc, coffee shops, i love coffee
Save A Cow! (Dark Version) Tank Top
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Description: Show your love & support for our bovine friends.

Tags: cow, vegan, humor, save a cow, funny quote

Save A Cow! (Dark Version) Tank Top

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Save A Cow! Tank Top
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Description: Show your love & support for our bovine friends.

Tags: vegan, humor, funny saying, funny, cow

Save A Cow! Tank Top

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Don't Be An * (Dark Version) Tank Top
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Description: Pretty self explanatory.

Tags: dont be an asshole, humor, dont be an ass, funny
Don't Be An * Tank Top
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Description: Pretty self explanatory.

Tags: dont be an ass, humor, funny, dont be an asshole, be nice

Don't Be An * Tank Top

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