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Wieners Socks
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Description: Dogs and other wieners

Tags: adult, animal, dick, dog, mature

Wieners Socks

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Your Weed Socks
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Description: My weed is better

Tags: 420, high, joint, marijuana, pot

Your Weed Socks

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Jizz Jazz Socks
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Description: Jizz & Jazz

Tags: adult, ejaculate, funny, humor, jazz

Jizz Jazz Socks

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Don't Be A Hero Socks
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Description: Sandwich superhero

Tags: food, foodie, funny, italian, lunch

Don't Be A Hero Socks

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Arby's Socks
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Tags: retro, cowboy, fast food, americana, roast beef

Arby's Socks

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Birds/Turds Socks
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Tags: birds, birds illustration, humorous, birds over turds, turd

Birds/Turds Socks

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Bathrobe Socks
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Tags: whiskey, jack, bathroom, cat, chill

Bathrobe Socks

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Denny's Socks

Description: Grand Slams all day

Tags: america, americana, dennys, diner, food

Denny's Socks

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Madden 98 Socks
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Description: American Football Video Game

Tags: caricature, drawing, nfl, john madden, vintage

Madden 98 Socks

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Dinosaurs Can't Come Back Socks
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Description: Dinosaurs can't come back. That's just fucking stupid

Tags: back catalog, dino, dinosaur, disappearance, earth

Dinosaurs Can't Come Back Socks

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Today's News Socks
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Description: Painting by Alan Wieder.

Tags: back catalog, cigarette, gentleman, information, journalism

Today's News Socks

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Somebody Died Socks
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Description: Your mailbox is full.

Tags: back catalog, cartoonish, dead, death, delivery

Somebody Died Socks

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This Means War Socks
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Description: This Means War

Tags: back catalog, tzatziki, battle, cat, conflict

This Means War Socks

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Try Me Socks
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Description: I will fuck you the fuck up...Try me bitch.

Tags: back catalog, bitch, boxer, boxing, cartoonish

Try Me Socks

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Flex Tape Socks
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Description: Strong Rubberized Waterproof Tape

Tags: back catalog, adhesive, advertising, boat, bond

Flex Tape Socks

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Drinking Problem Socks
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Description: I finally solved my drinking problem. I joined Alcoholics Anonymous. I still drink, I just use a different name.

Tags: back catalog, addiction, alcohol, alcoholics anonymous, cigar

Drinking Problem Socks

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Fitness Socks
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Description: My main fitness goal is maintaining penis visibility

Tags: back catalog, chubby, corpulent, dick, exercise

Fitness Socks

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Better Man Socks
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Description: The only woman who's ever made me want to be a better man

Tags: back catalog, adorable, animal, be kind, cat

Better Man Socks

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Butter Knife Socks
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Description: I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it!

Tags: back catalog, bandit, burglar, criminal, knife

Butter Knife Socks

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Just One Reason Socks
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Description: Just give me one reason to block you...Just One

Tags: back catalog, block, break up, divorce, end

Just One Reason Socks

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George Floyd Socks
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Description: Rest in peace, George Floyd!

Tags: back catalog, african american, america, american, black activism

George Floyd Socks

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Dragons Are Stupid Socks
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Description: Yes, they really are!

Tags: back catalog, creature, dungeons and dragons, fantasy, fire

Dragons Are Stupid Socks

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Hate You Socks
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Description: It's nothing personal. I just personally hate you as a person

Tags: social distancing, back catalog, communication, conversation, enemies

Hate You Socks

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Nobody Cares Socks
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Tags: apathetic, apathy, careless, cursive, dont care

Nobody Cares Socks

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Butts Socks
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Tags: sexy, booty, hairy butt, smelly butt, ass

Butts Socks

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Avoidance Therapy Socks
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Tags: isolated, isolation, self isolation, human contact, loner

Avoidance Therapy Socks

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RBG Socks
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Description: RBG 4evs

Tags: equality, equal rights, feminism, feminist, notorious

RBG Socks

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Macho Man Inspires Socks
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Tags: wrestlemania, pro wrestling, wwf, wwe, macho man randy savage

Macho Man Inspires Socks

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Magicians Are Fucking Full of Shit Socks
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Tags: magician, full of shit, fuck magic, the magicians, lies
Only Gonna Die Socks
Tags: why run, wieder, philosophy, but why, existentialism

Only Gonna Die Socks

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Disruptor Socks
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Tags: black history month, black lives matter, black history, black pride, negro leagues

Disruptor Socks

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Great American Poets Socks
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Tags: sandburg, camron, sylvia plath, pound, plath

Great American Poets Socks

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They're Mine! Socks
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Tags: hypnotized, sci fi, hypnosis, hypnotism, aliens exist

They're Mine! Socks

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Optical Illusion Socks
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Tags: illusion, fuck you too, humor, go fuck yourself, middle finger

Optical Illusion Socks

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Naked Ladies Socks
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Tags: naked, naked naps, nakeds, naked yoga, naked swimming

Naked Ladies Socks

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Never Heard The Band Socks
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Description: Posers everywhere

Tags: band, funny, humor, i just like the, poser

Never Heard The Band Socks

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