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Tapestries

Wieners Tapestry
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Description: Dogs and other wieners

Tags: adult, animal, dick, dog, mature

Wieners Tapestry

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Your Weed Tapestry
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Description: My weed is better

Tags: 420, high, joint, marijuana, pot

Your Weed Tapestry

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Jizz Jazz Tapestry
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Description: Jizz & Jazz

Tags: adult, ejaculate, funny, humor, jazz

Jizz Jazz Tapestry

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Don't Be A Hero Tapestry
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Description: Sandwich superhero

Tags: food, foodie, funny, italian, lunch

Don't Be A Hero Tapestry

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Arby's Tapestry
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Tags: retro, cowboy, fast food, americana, roast beef

Arby's Tapestry

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Birds/Turds Tapestry
Tags: birds, birds illustration, humorous, birds over turds, turd

Birds/Turds Tapestry

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Bathrobe Tapestry
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Tags: whiskey, jack, bathroom, cat, chill

Bathrobe Tapestry

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Denny's Tapestry

Description: Grand Slams all day

Tags: america, americana, dennys, diner, food

Denny's Tapestry

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Madden 98 Tapestry
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Description: American Football Video Game

Tags: caricature, drawing, nfl, john madden, vintage

Madden 98 Tapestry

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Today's News Tapestry
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Description: Painting by Alan Wieder.

Tags: back catalog, cigarette, gentleman, information, journalism

Today's News Tapestry

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Somebody Died Tapestry
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Description: Your mailbox is full.

Tags: back catalog, cartoonish, dead, death, delivery

Somebody Died Tapestry

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Try Me Tapestry
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Description: I will fuck you the fuck up...Try me bitch.

Tags: back catalog, bitch, boxer, boxing, cartoonish

Try Me Tapestry

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Drinking Problem Tapestry
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Description: I finally solved my drinking problem. I joined Alcoholics Anonymous. I still drink, I just use a different name.

Tags: back catalog, addiction, alcohol, alcoholics anonymous, cigar

Drinking Problem Tapestry

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Fitness Tapestry

Description: My main fitness goal is maintaining penis visibility

Tags: back catalog, chubby, corpulent, dick, exercise

Fitness Tapestry

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Better Man Tapestry
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Description: The only woman who's ever made me want to be a better man

Tags: back catalog, adorable, animal, be kind, cat

Better Man Tapestry

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Butter Knife Tapestry
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Description: I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it!

Tags: back catalog, bandit, burglar, criminal, knife

Butter Knife Tapestry

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George Floyd Tapestry
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Description: Rest in peace, George Floyd!

Tags: back catalog, african american, america, american, black activism

George Floyd Tapestry

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Nobody Cares Tapestry
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Tags: apathetic, apathy, careless, cursive, dont care

Nobody Cares Tapestry

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Butts Tapestry
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Tags: sexy, booty, hairy butt, smelly butt, ass

Butts Tapestry

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Avoidance Therapy Tapestry
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Tags: isolated, isolation, self isolation, human contact, loner

Avoidance Therapy Tapestry

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RBG Tapestry
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Description: RBG 4evs

Tags: equality, equal rights, feminism, feminist, notorious

RBG Tapestry

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Macho Man Inspires Tapestry
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Tags: wrestlemania, pro wrestling, wwf, wwe, macho man randy savage

Macho Man Inspires Tapestry

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Magicians Are Fucking Full of Shit Tapestry
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Tags: magician, full of shit, fuck magic, the magicians, lies
Disruptor Tapestry
Tags: black history month, black lives matter, black history, black pride, negro leagues

Disruptor Tapestry

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Great American Poets Tapestry
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Tags: sandburg, camron, sylvia plath, pound, plath

Great American Poets Tapestry

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They're Mine! Tapestry
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Tags: hypnotized, sci fi, hypnosis, hypnotism, aliens exist

They're Mine! Tapestry

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Optical Illusion Tapestry
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Tags: illusion, fuck you too, humor, go fuck yourself, middle finger

Optical Illusion Tapestry

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Never Heard The Band Tapestry

Description: Posers everywhere

Tags: band, funny, humor, i just like the, poser

Never Heard The Band Tapestry

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Fundamentally Alone Tapestry
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Tags: reflective, alone, im good, romantic, life meter

Fundamentally Alone Tapestry

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Weenus Tapestry
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Tags: absurd, bad drawer, weenus poem, prius, rims

Weenus Tapestry

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Coldosaur Tapestry
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Tags: contagious, dinosaurs, cold sore, coldsaur, pun

Coldosaur Tapestry

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Crying Tapestry
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Tags: hertbreak, depressed, crying blonde, bad drawer, teary

Crying Tapestry

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Glass Table Tapestry
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Tags: pretentious art books, design for a glass table, beer empties, bad drawer, candle

Glass Table Tapestry

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Life is Meaninglass Tapestry
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Tags: hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, life is meaninglass, philosopher, philosophy, meaning of life is

Life is Meaninglass Tapestry

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Dust Tapestry
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Tags: mortality, dust, everything turns to dust, duster, philosophy

Dust Tapestry

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Heavy Metal Tapestry
Tags: death metal, rock on hand, metal, rock, punny

Heavy Metal Tapestry

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