ANDREAS

Kind of an obscure reference, but it has a cool custom font so that's trill.

Be the person you were born to be. Yourself!!!

Space and such!

I put this shirt in the Artistic category because it was the most correct option but I feel like it makes me sound pretentious. I just think that it looks neat.

A classic quote from Amir Valerie Blumenwittz himself!

DEEP

Ca Ca Ca Cashmere

Shirt number 1. Pros: It's cute, you can pee in it.

Let us tell you in advance, we can get you out of a pinch!

Happy November 39th! No shit, this is a scarf! Blooms himself in his famous penguin suit.

Good Stuff

I'm just posting this shirt because I want to buy it. You can buy it too if you want. It will be like we're both part of an exclusive club.

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Smoother than Cat rugs!

Let's clambake this baked clam on a glazed ham!

Sick of people insulting your shirt. This shirt is good. People will like it. I like it...

Everybody's favorite internet personality named Amir, shrunken down to pocket size. Carry him with you and you'll never be alone as long as you consider a drawing on a t-shirt a person. Todah rabah!