ANDREAS

Description: Kind of an obscure reference, but it has a cool custom font so that's trill.

Description: Be the person you were born to be. Yourself!!!

Description: Space and such!

Description: I put this shirt in the Artistic category because it was the most correct option but I feel like it makes me sound pretentious. I just think that it looks neat.

Description: A classic quote from Amir Valerie Blumenwittz himself!

Description: DEEP

Description: Ca Ca Ca Cashmere

Description: Shirt number 1. Pros: It's cute, you can pee in it.

Description: Let us tell you in advance, we can get you out of a pinch!

Description: Happy November 39th! No shit, this is a scarf! Blooms himself in his famous penguin suit.

Description: Good Stuff

Description: I'm just posting this shirt because I want to buy it. You can buy it too if you want. It will be like we're both part of an exclusive club.

Description: C

Description: Smoother than Cat rugs!

Description: Let's clambake this baked clam on a glazed ham!

Description: Sick of people insulting your shirt. This shirt is good. People will like it. I like it...

Description: Everybody's favorite internet personality named Amir, shrunken down to pocket size. Carry him with you and you'll never be alone as long as you consider a drawing on a t-shirt a person. Todah rabah!