ANDREAS

Kind of an obscure reference, but it has a cool custom font so that's trill.

Space and such!

I put this shirt in the Artistic category because it was the most correct option but I feel like it makes me sound pretentious. I just think that it looks neat.

A classic quote from Amir Valerie Blumenwittz himself!

DEEP

Ca Ca Ca Cashmere

Good Stuff

I'm just posting this shirt because I want to buy it. You can buy it too if you want. It will be like we're both part of an exclusive club.

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Smoother than Cat rugs!

Let's clambake this baked clam on a glazed ham!