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Chicago, IL
Support Our Firefighters Red Line US Flag T-Shirt
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Description: Support our firefighters.

Tags: red line flag, firefighting, patriotism, patriotic, firefighter support
Just Shut Up And Wear Your Mask Karen T-Shirt

Description: Funny shirt for any essential worker or quarantine survivor who's sick of the entitled Karens of the world ruining it for everyone.

Tags: quarantine 2020, coronavirus designs, coronavirus survivor, essential employee, coronavirus
Essential AF Funny Essential Worker T-Shirt

Description: For all the essential workers out there

Tags: quarantined 2020, coronavirus survivor, quarantined, social distancing, covid19
Quarantine 2020 Funny 90's TV Logo T-Shirt
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Description: Perfect for the person cooped up in social distancing quarantine watching endless hours of 90's tv reruns

Tags: sitcom, friends, nostalgia, covid19, 90s tv
If You Can Read This Then You Are Too F*cking Close Funny T-Shirt

Description: Funny social distancing design for someone who doesn't want to be near other people.

Tags: quarantine, covid19, corona virus 2020, corona virus, virus
I Was Social Distancing Before It Was Cool T-Shirt

Description: Funny social distancing shirt for the sarcastic lazy homebody

Tags: introvert, corona virus, humor, coronavirus, lazy
Straight Outta Quarantine T-Shirt
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Description: For the person who's thrilled to leave their quarantine and maintain social distancing outside in the real world.

Tags: quarantine and chill, corona virus, coronavirus 2020, covid, covid 19

Straight Outta Quarantine T-Shirt

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Grey Camouflage Pattern T-Shirt

Description: For the badass that loves camo

Tags: veterans day, veterans, war, soldier, army

Grey Camouflage Pattern T-Shirt

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Orange Camouflage Pattern T-Shirt

Description: For the badass that loves camo

Tags: covid 19, war, veteran, covid19, combat

Orange Camouflage Pattern T-Shirt

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Blue Camouflage Pattern T-Shirt

Description: For the badass that loves camo

Tags: navy, marines, badass, virus, military

Blue Camouflage Pattern T-Shirt

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Green Military Camouflage Pattern T-Shirt
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Description: For those who think camo looks cool!

Tags: veteran, navy, military, combat, soldier
Grizzly Bear Attack Stylized Illustration T-Shirt
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Description: This stylizing Red Dead comic style illustration of a grizzly bear attack is fearsome for any cowboy.

Tags: american west, monster, bear gift, comic, rdr2
Cute Rooster Pattern T-Shirt
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Description: What's more fun than a giant pile of roosters? Show your cocks!

Tags: funny chicken, chicken gifts, funny chicken gifts, chicken gift, chickens lover

Cute Rooster Pattern T-Shirt

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Cute Dinosaurs Pattern T-Shirt
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Description: Adorable dinosaur pattern, perfect for kids and grownups that love dinosaurs!

Tags: t rex, dinosaur, dino, trex, tyrannosaurus rex

Cute Dinosaurs Pattern T-Shirt

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Class of 2020 Funny Quarantine Graduation T-Shirt
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Description: It's been a weird school year, learning from quarantine, and now graduating from quarantine.

Tags: covid 19, corona, pandemic, virus, covid
I Just Want To Drink Coffee and Rescue Dogs T-Shirt
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Description: I just want to drink coffee and rescue dogs. Designed for dog lovers and coffee drinkers. For the caffeine addicted and puppy obsessed. Makes an awesome present for anyone who rescues dogs and loves coffee! Shirts make the best gifts!

Tags: caffeinate, cup of coffee, i love coffee, pet, animal
American Flag Pot Leaf T-Shirt
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Description: This is the perfect shirt for anyone who really loves smoking weed and wants the world to know about it. As cannabis becomes legal in more states, we become more free! Marijuana is a powerful medicine and a safer alternative to alcohol for recreation. Wear this shirt to let the world you smoke weed and you're proud. Pot smokers are just useless stoners anymore. They are lawyers, doctors, and business professionals. Shirts make the best gifts for Christmas too! Pot heads can be patriotic too!

Tags: pot leaf, pot, weed, drugs, american flag

American Flag Pot Leaf T-Shirt

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Vintage Tech Media Storage T-Shirt
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Description: Perfect for any technophile, audiophile or lover of extinct technology. Features a roll of film, VHS tape, audio tape cassette, CD and MP3 player. Makes a perfect design for anyone who collects old tech, or repairs technology of our past. Wear this to let the world know you're passionate about old-school media. Makes a great gift for any collector. This is the perfect Christmas or birthday gift for any lover of all things old.

Tags: evolution, geekery, geeky, video, 80s

Vintage Tech Media Storage T-Shirt

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The 5 Boroughs of NY Distressed List T-Shirt
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Description: This NYC Boroughs list shirt is perfect for any New Yorker. It features a list containing Manhattan, The Bronx, Brooklyn and Queens. Wear this if you love Staten Island or New York City. This is the perfect gift for anyone who loves The Big Apple or riding the subway. A tee shirt is an awesome Christmas gift or birthday present. Shirts are cheap and everyone loves a fun or funny tee shirt. Tees are also a great way to wear a part of your personality!

Tags: boroughs, brooklyn, distressed, list, manhattan
BBQ Pitmaster Low and Slow is the Way To Go Funny T-Shirt
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Description: This is the perfect shirt for anyone into barbecue and smoking meats. Wear this shirt if you're crazy for ribs, hot links or brisket and are always dreaming of dry rubs and your smoker. Life's too short not to spend it eating delicious meat candy, baked beans and smokey BBQ sauce. A shirt would be the perfect Christmas gift or Birthday present.

Tags: food, meat, pitmaster, distressed, chef
Live Everyday Like It's Caturday Funny Cat T-Shirt
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Description: Graphic tee features a nerdy looking cat face and the text "Live Everyday Like It's Caturday." Designed for nerds, cat lovers, animal lovers, kitten freaks and more! The perfect gift for a crazy cat lady, or a hipster.

Tags: humor, kitten, kittens, animals, animal
Made In America With Polish Parts T-Shirt

Description: Are you Polish and proud? Are your ancestors from Poland? Can you not get enough kielbasa and kapusta in your life? Well do we have something for you! Wear this to let the world know you're proud of your Eastern European roots. This is the perfect gift for that special someone who can't get enough pierogies at Easter. Need something to wear on Dyngus day? We got you covered! Tell the world you're Polish American and proud!!

Tags: polish flag, flag of poland, usa, us flag, polish
Rainbow Ampersand Vintage Styled & Symbol T-Shirt
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Description: Graphic tee features lgbt friendly rainbow colors showcasing a beautiful ampersand symbol. Vintage dust and scratches distressing adds an extra fashionable element to the artwork. Shirts make the best Christmas and Birthday gifts!

Tags: gay, lgbt, ampersand, queer, equality
I'd Flex But I like This Shirt Funny Weight Lifting T-Shirt
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Description: We created this for men and women who love going to the gym, chasing those big gains and lifting weights! Weight lifting is the ultimate exercise! Train like a beast, and lift like an animal! Makes the perfect gift for any gym nut. Give the gift of funny this Christmas!

Tags: gym rat, bodybuilder, funny, distressed, working out
Cleverly Cosplaying as a Mom Comic-Con T-Shirt
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Description: Featuring fun comic stylized text in a vintage distressed crackling look reading "Cleveryl Cosplaying as a Mom." For mom's going to comic-con with their kids and families. Makes the perfect gift for your nerdy mom or grandma that can't wait to go to the con! Wear this shirt, buy some comics and toys and rest easy that you don't have to go any further to cosplay.

Tags: comic books, mothers day, mom, convention, fan
Clevery Cosplaying as a Dad Comic-Con T-Shirt
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Description: Featuring the text "Clevery Cosplaying as a Dad" in a comic book stylized font Created for comic book loving dads planning on going to the conventions this summer! Makes a perfect gift for your daddy who can't wait to go to the con but doesn't wanna dress up!

Tags: fathers day, father, cosplaying, distressed, convention
Country Music Retro Style Distressed Acoustic Guitar T-Shirt

Description: Nashville Country Music apparel designed for lovers of country and bluegrass music. Country music was born in Bristol Tennessee, and Nashville is the capital of country music. Designed to be the perfect gift for anyone who is a die hard country fan. The perfect outfit for a country music festival. This is the perfect Christmas or birthday gift for him or her! So wear this, get some whiskey and show some country swagger.

Tags: 1970s, 70s, 1980s, 80s, distressed
The Idol - Cthulhu Red Variant T-Shirt
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Description: Red variant of "The Idol" indian god style artwork by APSketches. Features the dark occult lord cthulhu in a gothic horror style, meditating. For readers, horror fans, scary people, lovers of the call of cthulhu, lovecraftian literary people, english majors, nerds and more. The perfect gift for the horror reader

Tags: lovecraft, cthulu, necronomicon, octopus, tentacle
The Idol - Cthulhu Green Variant T-Shirt
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Description: This shirt features the green art variant of the APSketches Cthulhu illustration. The green has a toxic look complimenting the dark occult nature of the tee. Makes a perfect gift for any Lovecraftian obsessed reader. Horror shirts are the best shirts and this is certainly one of them.

Tags: call of cthulhu, necronomicon, hp lovecraft, octopus, tentacles
Sushi Roll Halloween Costume, Funny Costume T-Shirt
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Description: Why spend a lot of money on a halloween costume this year when you could just buy a shirt? Be a beautiful piece of sushi this year! Featuring beautiful salmon sashimi and white rice. For added effect wrap a black scarf around your midsection. Sure to be a hilarious Halloween costumer for parties or trick or treating with the kids! Shirts make the best Christmas and Birthday gifts!

Tags: holiday, party, celebration, hilarious, food
Straight Outta Collagen Ehlers Danlos Syndrome T-Shirt
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Description: Designed for EDSers! Spread the awareness of Ehlers Danlos Syndrome with this bold Straight Outta Collagen shirt! Featuring epic distressing texture and ink splatter for an edgy, worn look. This is the perfect gift for anyone affected by EDS. Help raise awareness of EDS and EDHS with this shirt.

Tags: ehlersdanlos, ehlers danlos syndrome awareness gift, ehlers danlos syndrome awareness, ehlers, ehlers danlos syndrome
Psych Ward Escaped Mental Patient Halloween Costume T-Shirt

Description: Don't spend a lot of money on a Halloween Costume, just wear this shirt! It's cheap AND hilarious! Be an escaped mental patient at the halloween party this year!

Tags: celebration, escaped, halloween, halloween couples costume, party
Womens Polish Princess Polska T-Shirt
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Description: Designed for proud Polish women! Featuring the Polish Falcon. Vintage distressing for an old school look.

Tags: family, princess, dyngus, dyngus day, heritage
Feed Me & Tell Me I'm Pretty Funny Cat T-Shirt
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Description: Artwork features a cute meowing kitten and the text "Feed me and tell me I'm pretty." Designed for men, women and children. Ladies and gentlemen, this shirt is for you. Makes a perfect gift for cat moms and dads, cat owners, kitty addicts and people who love being lazy. Ironic, sarcastic and generally silly artwork.

Tags: cats, food, hilarious, kitty, kitten
Journalism Matters I Support Freedom of the Press T-Shirt
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Description: Take a stand and say in your loudest voice that freedom of the press is essential for a free democracy! Despite what certain media outlets may tell you, it's not fake news. As an american, it's your right to resist and protest an administration at war with journalism. This shirt protests trump and his war with journalists and says you stand by the first amendment and freedom of speech. Exercise your rights and be truly patriotic.

Tags: resistance, journalist, news, media, journalism
I Miss Obama, Bring Back Obama T-Shirt
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Description: I Miss Barak Obama as our President. That's why I created this shirt. I made it in gray with heavy distressing texture as to add to the somber sobriety that comes with realizing he's not our president anymore. I created this for fellow left wing viewed liberal individuals. Exercise your freedom of speech and your rights and wear this protest shirt in memory of a far greater president.

Tags: humour, politics, patriotic, obama, resist

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