Stupid Shirts

Description: Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Description: That's just how I roll man. Spicy tuna with those tiny orange eggs.

Description: Where is this strange land the Doctor has landed? An island where Dinosaurs are kept in captivity like a Zoo! What a peculiar place. Wait a minute! The Raptors appear to be quite intelligent! The Raptor's have the phone box!

Description: So you're a Dave Tennant fan eh? You think he was the coolest Doctor do you? Well, here's your shirt. Show the world.

Description: Deck the halls with EXTERMINATE!!!! Falalala lala don't blink! Tis the season to ASIMILATE!

Description: Why do I need to be funny in all of my descriptions? This is a serious piece with no jokes hidden in it! So why the hell do I feel compelled to try to be funny over here? Does anyone actually read these descriptions anyway? I think I'm having an existential crisis right now.

Description: Man, The Doctor and Clara sure do have their heads in the clouds.

Description: Man, do you just love when a jam band takes a 3 minute song and stretches it to 13 minutes just messing around? What's that smell?

Description: Stay in the light! It lives in the shadows!

Description: There once was a man from Nantucket... you fill in the blanks.

Description: Visit wonderful sunny Gallifrey. That is, if you can find us!

Description: Drink up bitches!

Description: Vote Daryl Dixon for a Walker Free America! No more tax and spend politics as usual. As President, Mr. Dixon plans to focus all his efforts on smashing in the skulls of our zombie enemies!

Description: I am the Doctor and I save people! I was born to save the universe.

Description: The tour's are scenic and he hardly ever wrecks!

Description: I wanted to do a parody of a classic Iron Man Comic Cover. I love the style of old comic covers. Here's an issue showing all the different generations of Cyber Men. I even threw in the wooden Cyber Man!

Description: In his exploration of time and the universe, The Doctor may have accidentally inspired a change in a primitive species of ape on planet Earth.

Description: When you approach the Terminus BBQ Joint, the smell of smoke in the air is intoxicating. Their sauce is tangy and sweet. There's something about the meat though. It's this magical meaty awesomeness. I can't tell if it's pork, or beef, and frankly, I don't care!

Description: "Mamma, just killed the Doctor... put my gun against his head... pulled the trigger now he's dead..."

Description: Original Donald Trump parody artwork by Alex Pawlicki.

Description: It's all about genetics!

Description: Seriously people! This is something we need to get behind! Who is the big bad Government to tell me what I can and can't poach an egg in? This is ridiculous! *whispers* Wait, what's that? Marijuana??? I thought it was pots? *more whispers* What?! Oh man do I look like an idiot!

Description: "Well, what have we got going on today Mr. White?" "I'm glad you asked Jessie. Today we're going to test the myth that Skinny Pete is really everyone's favorite character." "How are we going to do that Mr. White?" "Magnets Jessie. Magnets." "YEAH MAGNETS! YEAH SCIENCE!!!"

Description: Yeah man, I was on a team in college. We were the best too! We used to mess up the competition man!

Description: Matt Smith... the man who made bow ties cool again. Well, Bill Nye the Science Guy helped. And fezes, man did people go fez crazy after that one episode a few years ago. Any way, if you love Matt Smith like I do, here's your shirt!

Description: "We're up all night to get EXTERMINATE!!!! We're up all night to get ASSIMILATE!!!! We're up all night to get THE DOCTOR!!!!!!!"

Description: Original Donald Trump parody illustration by Alex Pawlicki

Description: Upon designing the original version of "The Idol," the dark Lord Cthulhu communicated to me that he would be pleased with a 1 color variant. Here is the extra creepy white variant of "The Idol." Cthulhu is pleased you are purchasing one. Only available in black, as the Dark Lord commands it.

Description: The great Dark Lord Cthulhu is pleased you are viewing this shirt. You should buy a shirt or print to keep the dark lord happy.

Description: Man that War Doctor was cool. I had goosebumps the whole episode. And that one thing he said... you know; right?

Description: A lot of people love the Daleks, some even love the Cybermen. For me, it's the Weeping Angels. Those things are scary as all hell! So the Hell's Angels won't take you because you drive a scooter, not a hog. Who cares, the Weeping Angels will take you.

Description: Artwork by Alex Pawlicki(myself) and COD Designs. Designed as a parody of a classic comic cover featuring the Firefly gang!

Description: Paak your caah in haavad yaad!

Description: Santa's here to rage!