Phone Cases
Description: I Am The Perfect Woman – Somewhere Between… Proverbs 31 & Beth Dutton - PERFECTION – long searched for… seldom achieved. Though… this is DAMN CLOSE!!! (by artesiabrand.com - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #proverbs #bethdutton #yellowstoneshow #duttonranch #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #raunchytshirts #trainstation #rodeo
Description: I Don't Give A Rats Ass! Sometimes, THINGS JUST DON'T MATTER AT ALL! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) artesia brand, life is amusing, rats, rats ass, finger pointing, funny sayings, humorous phrases, party shirts, raunchy shirts, casual clothing, fun clothing, fun gifts, party gifts
Description: The BIG Cheese! Let the "little people" stand in AWE at your presence! (by artesiabrand.com - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #cheeselovers #mice #bigcheese #kidstshirts #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partytshirts #gifts #raunchytshirts #nuttytshirts #casualtshirts
Description: I'm suffering from deja MOO, the feeling I've heard this BULLSHIT before. After a while... it seems like you've heard it ALL before — makes you CRAZY!!! (by artesiabrand.com - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #dejavu #funnysayings #humorousphrases #cows #bulls #straightjackets #bullshit #funnysayings
Description: You Might Be A Redneck If Your Chandelier Doubles As A Bug Zapper Might as well enjoy this old chestnut ! Besides, Redneck gone High Tech is something to behold ! Gotta call it like I see it ! #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #redneck #hillbilly #bugzapper #hightech #chandelier #bugs #insects #livingroom #backwoods #hillcountry artesia brand, life is amusing, redneck, hillbilly, bug zapper, high tech, chandelier, bugs, insects, living room, backwoods, hill country
Description: The People's Quart - Judge Al K. Hall presiding JUSTICE FOR THE PEOPLE! And, pass the mason jar, would'ya? I need to test the PROOF --- and to toast the great Judge we were assigned !!! #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #alcohol #moonshine #shine #drinking #funclothing #partyshirt #drinkingshirt #parody #masonjar #quartjar #still #highproof #redneckshirt #spoofshirt, #court, #judge artesia brand, life is amusing, alcohol, moonshine, shine, drinking, fun clothing, party shirt, drinking shirt, parody, mason jar, quart jar, still, high proof, redneck shirt, spoof shirt, court, judge
Description: Well, well, well. An old aquaintance finally makes contact! At least you know what to expect! #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #maryjane #marijauna #catchingabuzz #partyshirt #party #gettinghigh #weed #pot #funnysaying #humoroussaying #casualclothing artesia brand, life is amusing, mary jane, marijauna, catching a buzz, party shirt, party, getting high, weed, pot, funny saying, humorous saying, casual clothing
Description: Eat Salmon... The Other Pink Meat. At least you're not leaving ANY doubt about what you eat! (by artesiabrand.com - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #funnysayings #risquetshirts #raunchytshirts #partytshirts #menstshirts #fishing #salmon #fish artesia brand, life is amusing, funny sayings, risque shirts, raunchy shirts, party shirts, mens shirts, fishing, salmon, fish, fun gifts
Description: Some of the finest entertainers that ever lived! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) silhouettes of famous rock ’n roll singers blended together - text "legends of rock 'n roll - text “it's just not the same without you!" #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #partytshirts #musictshirts #musiclegends #famoussingers #rocknroll #greatmusicians #rocklegends #rockicons #rocksingers
Description: Great spoof design for Starwars Fans everywhere! And..."May the FORECAST be with you!" (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) big image of weather map of US with silhouette of Luke holding light saber in front - text "Jed-Eye Weather Radar...with Luke Skywatcher...May the FORECAST be with you!" #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #funnysayings #spooftshirts #casualtshirts #scifishirts #meteorologistshirts #weatherhumor
Description: At the dog & pony show I know you’d win!!! Yeah, yeah, I know, you’re all modest like that!!!(Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) Artesia brand, life is amusing, funny sayings, humorous phrases, humor, fun gifts, mens gifts, dogs, ponies, first place, winner, adult humor, amusing sayings
Description: I’m so far behind I think I’m 1st!!! Nothing like a little “delusional” thinking to lighten your load! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) Artesia brand, life is amusing, funny sayings, humorous phrases, humor, fun gifts, running gifts, ladies gifts, delusional thinking, adult humor
Description: What to do when you see your man stumbling around in the backyard at 2:30 in the morning… SHOOT HIM AGAIN!!! Of course, it’s just a thought. (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) Artesia brand, life is amusing, funny sayings, humorous phrases, humor, fun gifts, drinking gifts, ladies gifts, backyard, drunk again, late night fun, drinking humor, adult humor
Description: Drink like you’ll never have another… Enjoy It, like the police report will say! If you’re gonna party… then P-A-R-T-Y-!!! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) Artesia brand, life is amusing, funny sayings, humorous phrases, humor, fun gifts, drinking gifts, ladies gifts, passed out, drunk again, police report, under the table, adult humor
Description: Sorry! I don’t have the right color crayons to explain it to you. Even if I DID you probably wouldn’t understand it anyway — so sad. (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) Artesia brand, life is amusing, funny sayings, humorous phrases, crayons, dumbasses, funny gift, morons, idiots, morons, insults
Description: WHY AM I HERE...? The squirrels didn't find me before I took root! Everyone started out somewhere. My story is just a little "nutty" --- that's all there is to it! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #familytree #geneology #nutlovers #walnutlovers #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partytshirts #gifts #raunchytshirts #nuttytshirts #casualtshirts
Description: Bong Brothers BBQ Shack — We're Always Smokin' Somethin'. If you're gonna be in the SMOKIN' business, why not cover ALL the bases! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #smokingmarijuana #smokingweed #bongsmoking #smoking #smokingbarbecue #smokingmeat
Description: Viagraculture Services, Inc. — We Make It Harder…And Easier…At The Same Time! What can you say about a company that makes it "harder... and easier..." AT THE SAME TIME! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #viagra #parody #erectiledysfunction #agriculture #raunchytshirts #funnysayings #humorousayings #partytshirts
Description: A Bong A Day… keeps the…….. somethin'…….. somethin'…… somethin'……… whatever, away! Do NOT, do NOT, DO NOT, worry!!! It'll come to you! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #smokingmarijuana #smokingpot #smokingweed #bongsmoking #forgetfulness #euphoria #partytshirts #funnysayings #humorousphrases
Description: You Need A Drink - How's About A "Double Shot" Of SHUT THE HELL UP! Heck… who knows… it might be a new "get-your-buddies-to-buy-you-a-drink" technique! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #drinking #partytshirts #funnysayings #raunchytshirts #alcohol #drinks #bartending
Description: My Technique? Beer, Wine & Licker' (in the right place - a lot!) Find something that WORKS, and stick with it! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #beautifulgirls #pickuplines #oralsex #pickuptechniques #funnysayings #humoroussayings #partytshirts #raunchytshirts
Description: In A Blind Taste Test 7 Out of 10 Women Preferred... ME! Studies were done. Experiments conducted. Research was performed. THE VERDICT IS IN! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #blindtastetests #oralsex #funnysayings #raunchytshirts #partytshirts #tastetesting #fellatio #cocksucking
Description: When life gets you down… PHUKITALL! The proven, effective way to "Deal With Life" — on YOUR terms! Also available in liquid, and handy inhaler form! Sometimes... life can just be TOO MUCH to handle --- time to let modern medicine help! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #anxietymedication #modernmedicine #druggie #funnysayings #raunchytshirts #partytshirts
Description: They Say I'm FULL OF IT – Must Be My Medication – Amloadapoop 30 mg. Oh! The sad, tragic tale of drug side-effects! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #modernmediction #prescriptions #drugeffects #funnysayings #raunchytshirts #partytshirts #medication #poop
Description: You can't be FIRST… but you CAN be NEXT… giddy-up!!! So... if you don't mind WAITING... you're NEXT, baby!!! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #broncriding #rodeo #oldwest #broncobusting #funnysayings #raunchytshirts #humorous #partytshirts #westernwear
Description: I Fell Off My TRUM-peze - I Hit My TRUM-poline - Had To Have Emergency TRUM-ple By-Pass! WOW! What a run of bad luck — THANK THE STARS & STRIPES IT'S OVER! (by artesiabrand.com - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #trapeze #trampolines #emergencymedicine #badluck #donaldtrump #politicalhumor #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partytshirts #gifts #raunchytshirts #nuttytshirts #casualtshirts #satire
Description: Have a drink and get OVER it!!! A couple of stiff drinks will get you past it – MOVE ON!!! (by artesiabrand.com - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) large angled text, "Oh, Boo-Freakin'-Hoo!!!" above a silhouette of woman holding her hands to her head with stars spinning around her head like she's having a come-apart, with large text below, "Have a drink and get OVER it!!!" #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #drinking #drinkinghumor #cryingwoman #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partyshirts #gifts #madwoman #whining #casualshirts #boohoocrying artesia brand, life is amusing, drinking, drinking humor, crying woman, funny sayings, humorous phrases, whining, funny gifts, fun clothing, upset women, casual shirts, boohoo
Description: Why did the CHICKEN cross the road... to show the SQUIRRELS how it's done!!! The answer to the age-old catch phrase --- NOW YOU KNOW! (by artesiabrand.com - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #chickens #squirrels #crosstheroad #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partyshirts #gifts #catchphrase #nuttyshirts #casualshirts #funclothing
