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Some of the finest entertainers that ever lived! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) silhouettes of famous rock ’n roll singers blended together - text "legends of rock 'n roll - text “it's just not the same without you!" #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #partytshirts #musictshirts #musiclegends #famoussingers #rocknroll #greatmusicians #rocklegends #rockicons #rocksingers

Great spoof design for Starwars Fans everywhere! And..."May the FORECAST be with you!" (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) big image of weather map of US with silhouette of Luke holding light saber in front - text "Jed-Eye Weather Radar...with Luke Skywatcher...May the FORECAST be with you!" #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #funnysayings #spooftshirts #casualtshirts #scifishirts #meteorologistshirts #weatherhumor

At the dog & pony show I know you’d win!!! Yeah, yeah, I know, you’re all modest like that!!!(Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) Artesia brand, life is amusing, funny sayings, humorous phrases, humor, fun gifts, mens gifts, dogs, ponies, first place, winner, adult humor, amusing sayings

I’m so far behind I think I’m 1st!!! Nothing like a little “delusional” thinking to lighten your load! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) Artesia brand, life is amusing, funny sayings, humorous phrases, humor, fun gifts, running gifts, ladies gifts, delusional thinking, adult humor

What to do when you see your man stumbling around in the backyard at 2:30 in the morning… SHOOT HIM AGAIN!!! Of course, it’s just a thought. (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) Artesia brand, life is amusing, funny sayings, humorous phrases, humor, fun gifts, drinking gifts, ladies gifts, backyard, drunk again, late night fun, drinking humor, adult humor

Drink like you’ll never have another… Enjoy It, like the police report will say! If you’re gonna party… then P-A-R-T-Y-!!! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) Artesia brand, life is amusing, funny sayings, humorous phrases, humor, fun gifts, drinking gifts, ladies gifts, passed out, drunk again, police report, under the table, adult humor

Sorry! I don’t have the right color crayons to explain it to you. Even if I DID you probably wouldn’t understand it anyway — so sad. (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) Artesia brand, life is amusing, funny sayings, humorous phrases, crayons, dumbasses, funny gift, morons, idiots, morons, insults

WHY AM I HERE...? The squirrels didn't find me before I took root! Everyone started out somewhere. My story is just a little "nutty" --- that's all there is to it! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #familytree #geneology #nutlovers #walnutlovers #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partytshirts #gifts #raunchytshirts #nuttytshirts #casualtshirts

Bong Brothers BBQ Shack — We're Always Smokin' Somethin'. If you're gonna be in the SMOKIN' business, why not cover ALL the bases! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #smokingmarijuana #smokingweed #bongsmoking #smoking #smokingbarbecue #smokingmeat

Viagraculture Services, Inc. — We Make It Harder…And Easier…At The Same Time! What can you say about a company that makes it "harder... and easier..." AT THE SAME TIME! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #viagra #parody #erectiledysfunction #agriculture #raunchytshirts #funnysayings #humorousayings #partytshirts

Hey. Who knows? Somebody may want (or need) one REALLY BAD! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #devilishwomen #partygirls #sexygirls #playonwords #raunchytshirts #funnysayings #partytshirts #sexytshirts

A Bong A Day… keeps the…….. somethin'…….. somethin'…… somethin'……… whatever, away! Do NOT, do NOT, DO NOT, worry!!! It'll come to you! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #smokingmarijuana #smokingpot #smokingweed #bongsmoking #forgetfulness #euphoria #partytshirts #funnysayings #humorousphrases

I'm suffering from deja MOO, the feeling I've heard this BULLSHIT before. After a while... it seems like you've heard it ALL before — makes you CRAZY!!! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #dejavu #funnysayings #humorousphrases #cows #bulls #straightjackets #bullshit #funnysayings

You Need A Drink - How's About A "Double Shot" Of SHUT THE HELL UP! Heck… who knows… it might be a new "get-your-buddies-to-buy-you-a-drink" technique! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #drinking #partytshirts #funnysayings #raunchytshirts #alcohol #drinks #bartending

There is ALWAYS a price to pay! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #funnysquirrels #stumps #nuts #acorns #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partytshirts #doublemeanings

My Technique? Beer, Wine & Licker' (in the right place - a lot!) Find something that WORKS, and stick with it! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #beautifulgirls #pickuplines #oralsex #pickuptechniques #funnysayings #humoroussayings #partytshirts #raunchytshirts

In A Blind Taste Test 7 Out of 10 Women Preferred... ME! Studies were done. Experiments conducted. Research was performed. THE VERDICT IS IN! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #blindtastetests #oralsex #funnysayings #raunchytshirts #partytshirts #tastetesting #fellatio #cocksucking

When life gets you down… PHUKITALL! The proven, effective way to "Deal With Life" — on YOUR terms! Also available in liquid, and handy inhaler form! Sometimes... life can just be TOO MUCH to handle --- time to let modern medicine help! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #anxietymedication #modernmedicine #druggie #funnysayings #raunchytshirts #partytshirts

They Say I'm FULL OF IT – Must Be My Medication – Amloadapoop 30 mg. Oh! The sad, tragic tale of drug side-effects! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #modernmediction #prescriptions #drugeffects #funnysayings #raunchytshirts #partytshirts #medication #poop

You can't be FIRST… but you CAN be NEXT… giddy-up!!! So... if you don't mind WAITING... you're NEXT, baby!!! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #broncriding #rodeo #oldwest #broncobusting #funnysayings #raunchytshirts #humorous #partytshirts #westernwear

A pretty kitty's face. Well suited to any cat lover out there! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #catlovers #kittycats #cutecats #cutekittys #funnysayings #humorousphrases #kidstshirts #gifts #nuttytshirts #casualtshirts

A gorgeous image of a baby giraffe taking a drink. (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #giraffelovers #exoticanimals #animalsfromafrica #zooanimals #funnysayings #humorousphrases #kidscasual #gifts #nuttytshirts #kidswear #kidsgift

Some of the finest entertainers that ever lived! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™)

I Fell Off My TRUM-peze - I Hit My TRUM-poline - Had To Have Emergency TRUM-ple By-Pass! WOW! What a run of bad luck — THANK THE STARS & STRIPES IT'S OVER! (by artesiabrand.com - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #trapeze #trampolines #emergencymedicine #badluck #donaldtrump #politicalhumor #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partytshirts #gifts #raunchytshirts #nuttytshirts #casualtshirts #satire

Have a drink and get OVER it!!! A couple of stiff drinks will get you past it – MOVE ON!!! (by artesiabrand.com - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) large angled text, "Oh, Boo-Freakin'-Hoo!!!" above a silhouette of woman holding her hands to her head with stars spinning around her head like she's having a come-apart, with large text below, "Have a drink and get OVER it!!!" #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #drinking #drinkinghumor #cryingwoman #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partyshirts #gifts #madwoman #whining #casualshirts #boohoocrying artesia brand, life is amusing, drinking, drinking humor, crying woman, funny sayings, humorous phrases, whining, funny gifts, fun clothing, upset women, casual shirts, boohoo

The word for the day is… LEGS …spread the word! Help do YOUR part — we don't want anybody missing out!!! text, "the word for the day", above larger text, "LEGS", above and image of a bottomless girl lying on her stomach with legs spread and feet in the air, text, "SPREAD", covering her privates, above text, "the word" #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #bottomlesswomen #racyphotos #funnysayings #readyforsex #adulthumor #nakedwomen #amusingsayings #giftsformen #partyshirts #pussy #sex artesia brand, life is amusing, bottomless women, naked women, racy photos, ready for sex, risque shirts, naughty shirts, gifts for men, adult humor, party shirts, pussy, sex

Why did the CHICKEN cross the road... to show the SQUIRRELS how it's done!!! The answer to the age-old catch phrase --- NOW YOU KNOW! (by artesiabrand.com - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #chickens #squirrels #crosstheroad #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partyshirts #gifts #catchphrase #nuttyshirts #casualshirts #funclothing

OK. So where did YOU THINK they come from??? text in bold font, "uniporn" above the image of silhouettes of a unicorn stallion breeding a unicorn mare, text below image, "mythical - magical - hardcore", on a background of sparkly stars #funnytshirts #humoroustshirts #unicornlovers #unicorns #horses #horsebreeding #artesiabrand #lifeisamusingdressforit #magical #mythical #hardcore

OK. So where did YOU THINK they come from??? text in bold font, "uniporn" above the image of silhouettes of a unicorn stallion breeding a unicorn mare, text below image, "mythical - magical - hardcore", on a background of sparkly stars #funnytshirts #humoroustshirts #unicornlovers #unicorns #horses #horsebreeding #artesiabrand #lifeisamusingdressforit #magical #mythical #hardcore

Beautiful and brilliantly colored --- a real eye-catcher. image of monarch butterfly with pretty pink and white flowers #ladiestshirts #beautifultshirts #butterflylovers #flowerlovers #naturesbeauty

The incumbents are coming!!! The incumbents are coming!!! cartoon image of Paul Revere on a galloping horse, text in thought balloons "the incumbents are coming!!!, the incumbents are coming!!!" #funnytshirts #humoroustshirts #paulrevere #politicalsatire #funnysayings #partytshirts #horses #horseriding #election #midterms

Bring the guilty bastard in... so we can give him a fair trial! The JUSTICE system. Better described as the "JUST-IS system"!!! text in large lettering "Bring the guilty bastard in" over the top of an image of a judge holding a gavel over an image of an outline of the united states covered with the american flag, text below images, "so we can give him a fair trial" #funnytshirts #humoroustshirts #justicesystem #politicalsatire #funnysayings #partytshirts #judge #courtsytem

A shout-out to all my brothers and sisters! Ain't no shame in this kind of fame! text in large lettering "white trash" with banner between words, text "breeding, traditon, up-bringing" #funnytshirts #humoroustshirts #maturehumor #inappropriatetshirts #suggestivehumor #adulthumor #funnysayings #partytshirts #whitetrash

What a business to be in!!! Pure eye-candy!!! text in large lettering "west coast knockers" inside an image of an iron cross, text "a real "hands on" kind of business" text "2 twin peaks highway, hootersville, ca 21284 *sold only in pairs" #funnytshirts #humoroustshirts #sex #sexualinnuendo #maturehumor #inappropriatetshirts #suggestivehumor #adulthumor #funnysayings #partytshirts

A person's gotta' believe in SOMETHING --- sounds JUST RIGHT to me! text in large lettering "I believe in peace and love... in other words... I'd love a piece! with images of a peace symbol, hearts and a cherry with a stem #funnytshirts #humoroustshirts #sex #sexualinnuendo #maturehumor #inappropriatetshirts #suggestivehumor #adulthumor #funnysayings #partytshirts

AH! The wild, wild west! text in large lettering "westward ho" - image of a silhouette of saloon floozy holding her purse - text "a direction for some... a career field for others" #funnytshirts #humoroustshirts #sex #hookers #sexualinnuendo #maturehumor #inappropriatetshirts #suggestivehumor #adulthumor #funnysayings #partytshirts