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There are 2 kinds of "undercover work" --- this is the OTHER kind! text in large lettering "undercover work" - image of bed with covers thrown back and shirt draped over end board - text "go for the big bust... find their soft spot... nail their ass!!!" #funnytshirts #humoroustshirts #sex #undercoverwork #sexualinnuendo #maturehumor #inappropriatetshirts #naughtysayings #adulthumor #funnysayings #partytshirts

A common question... with a real TWIST! text in large lettering "how about a movie?" - silhouette image of a woman on top of a man grinding their crotches' together - text "you movin'... on top of me movin!!! #funnytshirts #humoroustshirts #sex #movies #movienight #inappropriatetshirts #naughtysayings #adulthumor #funnysayings #partytshirts

YEP! This about sums it up!!! text in large lettering "customer service department" - image of young man slightly crouched with hands on knees dressed in nice clothes with a tie and sunglasses facing you - text "i'm not satisfied...until you're not satisfied" #funnytshirts #humoroustshirts #officehumor #customerservice #funnysaying #oxymoron #funnyquote #funnygift

Looking for a real "working girl" --- one who knows the "tricks" of the trade. text in large lettering "wanted: female gardener" above a silhouette of a sexy girl bent over inspecting a leafy plant in a wheelbarrow - text below "must plant it where I say...and work it when I want" #funnytshirts #humoroustshirts #gardening #sexygirl #plants #workinggirl #gardeningtricks #funnyquote #funnygift #artesia #tricks

It's ALL ABOUT RESPECT!!! text in large lettering "yes...but will you still respect me in the morning?" with an image of a banana mimicking an erection behind #funnytshirts #humoroustshirts #sex #erection #sextoys #respect #inappropriatetshirts #naughtysayings #adulthumor #funnysayings #partytshirts

Well, well, well... what have you got to say about this? GOTCHA! text in large lettering "if you don't like oral sex...keep your mouth shut" #funnytshirts #humoroustshirts #oralsex #sex #inappropriatetshirts #naughtysayings #adulthumor #funnysayings #partytshirts

Say what you will... one's as bad as the next. text "left wing or right wing" above giant image of a wingnut - text underneath "doesn't matter much... they're both attached to a nut!" #politics #leftwing #rightwing #republican #democrat #loyalist #ideology #partypolitics #politics

There are ALL kind of specialists in this modern world! text in large lettering "world renowned female therapist" above a chinese new-year dragon - text below "dr. sum cum soon highly skilled in the ancient techniques of female anxiety and stress relief - make appointment anytime --- and let the doctor fill you in!" #chinesehealing #chinesemedicine #chineseremedies #medicaltechniques #funnytshirts #humoroustshirts #risquetshirts #naughtytshirts #sexualinnuendo

To much? Not enough? What's a person to DO??? text in large lettering "sexual harassment?" above a silhouette of a woman facing away and casting a shadow behind - text below "only if you ask REAL nice!" #sexualharassment #harassment #officehumor #officepolitics #womensrights #mensrights #workhumor

Every fisherman brags about what they caught --- even the CRAPPY ones! big bold text "I WIN" - silhouette of fisherman with rod and fish dangling from stringer with text "my buddy caught two 3 lb. bass - silhouette of fisherman holding rod horizontally and downing a bottle of beer with text "I caught a 7-1/2 lb, buzz" #funnytshirts #humoroustshirts #partytshirts #fishingtshirts #drinkingtshirts #outdoorsmangifts #fishermantshirts

34-1/2 - My Favorite Part of 69! Finally --- some MATH that is SATISFYING!!! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #funnysayings #risquetshirts #raunchytshirts #partytshirts #menstshirts #fellatio #cunnilingus

You shouid NOT have to suffer! Get some EXPERT help with that unruly PUSSY (cat)! text "the pussy cat training institute, a subsidiary of Robert (BO) Gus Industries - all rights reserved worldwide", box with text "our methods get results fast!!! - the stroke'm & hose'm technique - our nip-it-in-the-bud activity - the good kitty-bad kitty tactic - the improved scratch'n sniff game - our everybody wins method #69", text "private one-on-one sessions available! don't spend another minute with your unsatisfied, unfulfilled pussy cat" #funnytshirts #humoroustshirts #partytshirts #mensfunnytshirts #raunchytshirts #naughtytshirts #casualtshirts

Just imagine --- BASEBALL!!! multiple images of baseball becoming more detailed and pronounced as to indicate movement surrounded by the image of a camera lense as to indicate a photo being taken - text "picture this!!!" #sportstshirts #baseballtshirts #funtshirts #gametshirts #sportsfantshirts #casualtshirts

There's nothing quite like COMPLETE focus --- STEP-BY-STEP!!! text that says "git'r out... git'r up... git'r in... git'r off....... git'r a cab #funnytshirts #risquetshirts #raunchytshirts #partytshirts #menstshirts

Eat Salmon... The Other Pink Meat. At least you're not leaving ANY doubt about what you eat! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #funnysayings #risquetshirts #raunchytshirts #partytshirts #menstshirts #fishing #salmon #fish #pussy #fellatio #cunnilingus

WHY AM I HERE...? The squirrels didn't find me before I took root! Everyone started out somewhere. My story is just a little "nutty" --- that's all there is to it! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #familytree #geneology #nutlovers #walnutlovers #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partytshirts #gifts #raunchytshirts #nuttytshirts #casualtshirts

WHAT'S YOUR SLEEP NUMB-ER? 6 (pack) - 12 (pack) - 30 (pack) --- EVERYONE has one... so... what's yours??? (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #sleepnumberbeds #drinkinghumor #goodnightsrest #passingout #drinkingtosleep #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partytshirts #gifts #raunchytshirts #nuttytshirts #casualtshirts

The Oil Business Is Simple - Relaxed... Excited... REALLY Excited!!! It takes real insight to simplify something so complex --- NAILED IT! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) artesia brand, life is amusing, oil business, oil exploration, drilling rigs, funnysayings, humorous phrases, party shirts, gifts, raunchy shirts, casual clothing, fun clothing, fun gifts, gifts for oilfield workers

LIGHT BEER - Best 60 Watt Buzz On The Planet ----- When you reqain consciousness, you can tell us all how good it was! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) artesia brand, life is amusing, beer drinking, beer lovers, micro breweries, electric appliances, funny sayings, humorous phrases, party shirts, gifts, raunchy shirts, fun gifts

Proud Member - Chappa-ho Tribe - a little wampum - a little whiskey & a little "smokin' the peace pipe" Tribal Lands from the corn fields... to the oil fields. For the folks who frequent "Chappys in Grayville!!! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) artesia brand, life is amusing, indian teepee, whitetail deer, buffalo lovers, tribal shirts, funny sayings, humorous phrases, party shirts, gifts, raunchy shirts, casual clothing, party clothing, bar wear, fun gifts

AS-TRO-NAUT - always wanted to be one when I grew up - making progress - got the "ASS" part down cold!!! HEY! Ain't nothing wrong with trying to make your dreams come true! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) artesia brand, life is amusing, astronaut, nasa, space exploration, alien worlds, funny sayings, humorous phrases, party shirts, gifts, raunchy shirts, casual clothes, fun clothes, fun gifts, gifts for young people

I fish with the BEST of them...hunt with the REST of them...and drink beer with ALL of them! Every sportsman needs one of these --- it covers 3 of the all-time greats!!! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) artesia brand, life is amusing, fishing, hunting, beer drinking, good friends, funny sayings, humorous phrases, party shirts, gifts, raunchy shirts, outdoorsmen gifts, gifts for hunters

Show your school spirit and pride! image, face of grizzly growling, text, GRIZZLY PROUD

Up, Up & Away In My Beautiful, My Beautiful... BUFFOON! Love Trump, or hate him, THIS TRULY IS HIS SONG! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #hotairballoons #donaldtrump #hitsongs #the5thdimension #politicalhumor #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partytshirts #gifts #raunchytshirts #nuttytshirts #casualtshirts

I've stepped out for a moment… If I should return before I get back, ask me to wait! If this IS NOT a time for W - T - F??? I don't know what is!!! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #collegehumor #steppingout #wordsalad #nonsensesayings #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partytshirts #gifts #raunchytshirts #nuttytshirts #casualtshirts

So… To Sum It All Up, Ladies & Gentlemen… Pi R round… cornbread R SQUARE. Nothing like a good "Advanced Mathematics Symposium" to get your head around things!!! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #mathematics #advancedmath #mathhumor #collegehumor #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partytshirts #gifts #raunchytshirts #nuttytshirts #casualtshirts

I'm A MODERN Kind Of Dinosaur — Lickalotapuss! They've often wondered whether ALL dinosaurs were extinct. Well… put your mind to ease!!! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #dinosaurs #oralsex #funnysayings #raunchytshirts #risquetshirts #humorousphrases #longtongue #pussylicking

Sensational: Latest Pole Shows Promise! Are you a big fan of poles? I AM… especially when they're this sensational!!! And... just so you know... that's her REAL name... PROMISE! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #headlines #poledancing #latestpoll #newspapers #funnytsayings #raunchytshirts #humorous #partytshirts #sexywomen

Good, solid, and sound advice for the ladies out there — hope they're listening!!! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #hitcountrysongs #songlyrics #parody #adviseforwomen #raunchytshirts #partytshirts #cowboys #famoussingers #blowjob

I Started Out Bottle Fed…Gotta Go With What You Know! Stick with the basics…and what could be more BASIC than this!!! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #babybottles #drinkinghumor #beerdrinking #beerbottles #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partytshirts #gifts #raunchytshirts #nuttytshirts #casualtshirts

Momma says, "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." MY momma says, "After 3 or 4 pieces, you won't give a SH*T!"

I'm Celebrating! I Got A Promotion!!! Town Drunk to COUNTY Drunk!!! YEAH! That's right! Always, always think "positive" man!!! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #celebrating #promotiongift #promotionparty #drinking #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partyshirts #gifts #raunchytshirts #nuttytshirts #casualshirts #promotion

HAY! I'm Talkin' To You!!! (blah, blah, blah)! Robert DeNiro As A Farmer - "HAY! I'm talkin' to you! (blah, blah, blah)" It's HIGH TIME some of the tough-guys get in the business — get something done right!!! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #robertdeniro #toughguys #famousactors #farming #hay #hayfields #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partytshirts #gifts #raunchytshirts #nuttytshirts #casualtshirts

I Hear All Ya'All Need A Ride To The Train Station! Nothing like being neighborly and offering to help others out in their (DESPERATE) time of need. Shucks, I'll even throw in some gas money!!! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #yellowstoneshow #riponyellowstone #bethdutton #duttonranch #ridetothetrainstation #capitolbuilding #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partytshirts #gifts #raunchytshirts #nuttytshirts #casualtshirts

STOP RIGHT THERE - I Didn't Say It Was Your Fault - I Said I Was Going To BLAME You. That old adage is true, "SH*T rolls down hill…"! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #blame #takingtheheat #badboss #unfairtreatment #notmyfault #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partytshirts #gifts #raunchytshirts #nuttytshirts #casualtshirts

I'm Only Part IRISH - That's The Part You Can Kiss! Best part about only being "part" Irish? YOU GET TO PICK THE SPOT WHERE THEY'LL KISS YOU! (Artesia brand - Life is amusing... dress for it!™) #artesiabrand #lifeisamusing #saintpatricksday #irishpride #leprechauns #irish #luckoftheirish #funnysayings #humorousphrases #partytshirts #gifts #raunchytshirts #nuttytshirts #casualtshirts