Shorts
Description: After a 9 month break from drawing, this royal dude happened. I had a lot of fun with it. Originally I was going to use "normal" colors, but then it hit me... Make it wild! Playing around with the colors was like reuniting with an old friend. Felt good. Hope you enjoy it. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/
Description: My wife's hatred of clowns inspired this drawing. "'Everything down here floats,' that chuckling, rotten voice whispered." She's shaking her fist at me and calling me evil as I read this description to her. The best part is she knew I was like this and still said "I do." She claims I still had part of a filter when we got married. I dunno about that... http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/
Description: When I go cycling I like to listen to hardcore gangster rap on Pandora. Really gets the blood flowing. One day it slipped in some ICP, and for the longest time it became my riding music. Such ridiculous music. lol What do you listen to when you workout? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/
Description: You ever gone on a really long trip to an exotic destination, get to your hotel, get checked in, dump your junk in your room, and think, "Now that I'm here, I'd like to go finger diddle some local buttholes."? No? Me neither. Aliens are so weird. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/
Description: I've never understood why people spend so much money on a coffin (and funeral in general). I told my wife when I die, cremate me (dumpster fire is acceptable in my opinion), bring me home in a Quaker Oats container and toss my ashes in the cat's litter box. Get one last good use out of me. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/
