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No U Shorts
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Tags: heart, love, no you do it, no you hang up, parody design

No U Shorts

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Adulting Is A Scam Shorts
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Description: “Being an adult means doing things scared, tired, or unsure—and doing them anyway.”

Tags: adult, adulthood, adulting humor, adulting is a scam, adulting is hard

Adulting Is A Scam Shorts

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I Put The "Bitch" In Obituary Shorts
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Description: “Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman's got to hold on to.” -Stephen King

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, bitch please, bitchin
Thanks For Being Cool Shorts
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Description: "Being cool is being your own self, not doing something that someone else is telling you to do." -Vanessa Hudgens

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, band, cute

Thanks For Being Cool Shorts

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Pray For Me, I'm Petty Shorts
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Description: “Let your words be petty and actions plenty!” -Israelmore Ayivor

Tags: anti religion, atheism, atheist, atheist humor, free thinker

Pray For Me, I'm Petty Shorts

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Plug & Play Shorts
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Description: "I want us to have anal sex." -Carrie Bradshaw

Tags: butt sex, fox, gay, hotwife, lgbtq

Plug & Play Shorts

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Life Happens, Swearing Helps Shorts
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Description: "I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." -Mel Brooks

Tags: cuss, humor, life, life happens, life happens coffee helps

Life Happens, Swearing Helps Shorts

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I Will Succeed Because I'm Insane Shorts
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Description: "You've got to be crazy. It's too late to be sane. Too late. You've got to go full-tilt bozo. 'Cause you're only given a little spark of madness, and if you lose that, you're nothing. Note, from me to you... Don't ever lose that cause it keeps you alive." -Robin Williams

Tags: funny, funny quotes, funny sayings, funny slogan, humor
Gnat Shorts
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Description: Just a gnat playing guitar

Tags: awesome, band, bug, gifts, gnat

Gnat Shorts

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Slut Army Shorts
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Description: Some art supporting the bimbo based army of sluts

Tags: army of sluts, bimbo, gay pride, himbo, lgbtq

Slut Army Shorts

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Ad Astra Per Aspera Shorts
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Description: I know! I keep making AC/DC inspired shirts...

Tags: alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, number one, parody

Ad Astra Per Aspera Shorts

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JFC Shorts
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Description: Just a fun parody of the KFC logo

Tags: anti religion, atheism, atheist humor, free thinker, freedom

JFC Shorts

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Devious Degenerate Defender Of The Devil Shorts
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Description: Inspired by Zack And Miri Make A Porno

Tags: band, emo, gothic, halloween, metal
8-Bit Road Shorts
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Description: Something I made for my brother

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, band, game

8-Bit Road Shorts

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VAMP: Prey, Enter Shorts
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Description: A goth parody of Vans

Tags: band, dracula, emo, goth, metal

VAMP: Prey, Enter Shorts

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Thou Shalt Not Try Me Shorts
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Description: Just something my Mami would have worn

Tags: dad, dom, domme, fathers day, funny

Thou Shalt Not Try Me Shorts

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Fuck Everything Shorts
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Description: i tried to cover all the bases

Tags: fuck it, fuck me, fuck off, fuck them, fuck this

Fuck Everything Shorts

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AD HD Shorts
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Description: And it's an albino squirrel, too!

Tags: actually autistic, aspergers, autism acceptance, autism awareness, autism mom

AD HD Shorts

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No Saints Shorts
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Description: Inspired by FernerFlex3

Tags: anarchism, anarchist, anti trump, antifa, communism

No Saints Shorts

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OBEY Shorts
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Description: Based on the classic "LOVE" shirt

Tags: bdsmcommunity, bondage, daddy, dom, dominant

OBEY Shorts

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Man, I Don't Even Know Shorts
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Description: Just a confused penguin

Tags: 90s, confusion, dazed and confused, funny, humor

Man, I Don't Even Know Shorts

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Whore Shorts
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Description: Something for the slut in your life

Tags: bdsm, bdsmcommunity, bottom, camgirl, camming

Whore Shorts

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Sexxxy Shorts
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Description: It's an attitude

Tags: beautiful woman, club, clubbing, dj, edm

Sexxxy Shorts

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Cuck Shorts
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Description: Someone's gotta clean up

Tags: parody, parody logo, parodyshirt, stag, swinger

Cuck Shorts

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Be Ungovernable Shorts
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Description: Cat stuff

Tags: cats, catshirt, cbp, ice, trump

Be Ungovernable Shorts

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Pink Taco Palace Shorts
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Description: All you can eat!

Tags: analingus, bisexual, gay pride, lesbian, lgbtq

Pink Taco Palace Shorts

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REVOLUTION Shorts
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Description: Give peace a chance

Tags: activism, activist, democrat, election, equal rights

REVOLUTION Shorts

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Speek Freak Shorts
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Description: Celebrating Nature

Tags: animal, aspiresart, bird, birds, cute

Speek Freak Shorts

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I AM THE DRAMEDY Shorts
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Description: Just something to remind me about my time in the theater

Tags: actor, actress, cinema, drama, dramedy

I AM THE DRAMEDY Shorts

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Live Nerd Girl Shorts
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Description: Who wants to hear about my level 36 Paladin?

Tags: geek, geekgirl, geekpower, geeky gifts for her, girl

Live Nerd Girl Shorts

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Duck Tape Shorts
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Description: I apologize for nothing

Tags: duck, duck lover, duckling, ducks, duct tape

Duck Tape Shorts

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Smash My Potatoes Shorts
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Description: This all began with a random photo of a potato masher in a bathroom. "'Mash'. 'Smash potatoes' sounds like a terrible Irish euphemism for sex." I will not be taking questions at this time.

Tags: bottom, cute, cute potato, daddy, funny potato

Smash My Potatoes Shorts

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GOON. EDGE. PAY. REPEAT. Shorts
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Description: GOON. EDGE. PAY. REPEAT.

Tags: dom, dominant, domme, findom, mistress

GOON. EDGE. PAY. REPEAT. Shorts

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Recycle Boys Tears Shorts
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Description: Waste Not, Want Not

Tags: cuck, cuckolding, dom, dominant, domme

Recycle Boys Tears Shorts

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Luxury Shorts
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Description: My attempt to be culturally relevant

Tags: apparel design, artwork design, fashion, graffiti, graffiti character

Luxury Shorts

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Femdominos Shorts
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Description: Pain delivery experts

Tags: bdsm, bdsmcommunity, dom, dominant, domme

Femdominos Shorts

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