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Do you think the T Rex got probed? I want to believe!

What? Never seen a jaguar playing a Jaguar?

Jaguars love shoegaze and offset guitars. Jaguars know how to shred with claws and axes.

Everyone needs that friend that brings you bacon unexpectedly. You know -- SURPRISE! -- it's the Bacon Fairy This Bostonian Edition is especially great for your friends who love bacon, Red Auerbach's cigars, and scally caps!

Everyone needs that friend that brings you bacon unexpectedly. You know -- SURPRISE! -- it's the Bacon Fairy. This Undead Undead Undead Edition is especially great for your friends who love bacon, Neil Gaiman's Sandman, and goth music!

Everyone needs that friend that brings you bacon unexpectedly. You know -- SURPRISE -- it's the Bacon Fairy!

Everyone needs that friend that brings you bacon unexpectedly. You know -- SURPRISE! -- it's the Bacon Fairy This Storm-breaking Edition is especially great for your friends who love bacon, Korbonites, and Asgardian weapons!

The Voodoo Avocado of design and data consulting.

Izzy's Gonna Be So Mad!!!

Only two players have won three consecutive MVPs in the NBA. Both were in Boston. One claimed five in total and was once called "the greatest defensive man I've ever seen". These are his his stats in those three consecutive seasons.

Only two players have won three consecutive MVPs in the NBA. Both were in Boston. One is Larry Legend.

Let the whole world know about your decades-old creepy obsession with Kelly.

Let the whole world know about your creepy obsession with Kelly!

Many men have worn 44 for the 17-time World Champs. UPDATED for 2022 to include the Timelord!