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Description: Do you think the T Rex got probed? I want to believe!

Description: What? Never seen a jaguar playing a Jaguar?

Description: Jaguars love shoegaze and offset guitars. Jaguars know how to shred with claws and axes.

Description: Everyone needs that friend that brings you bacon unexpectedly. You know -- SURPRISE! -- it's the Bacon Fairy This Bostonian Edition is especially great for your friends who love bacon, Red Auerbach's cigars, and scally caps!

Description: Everyone needs that friend that brings you bacon unexpectedly. You know -- SURPRISE! -- it's the Bacon Fairy. This Undead Undead Undead Edition is especially great for your friends who love bacon, Neil Gaiman's Sandman, and goth music!

Description: Everyone needs that friend that brings you bacon unexpectedly. You know -- SURPRISE -- it's the Bacon Fairy!

Description: Everyone needs that friend that brings you bacon unexpectedly. You know -- SURPRISE! -- it's the Bacon Fairy This Storm-breaking Edition is especially great for your friends who love bacon, Korbonites, and Asgardian weapons!

Description: Izzy's Gonna Be So Mad!!!

Description: Only two players have won three consecutive MVPs in the NBA. Both were in Boston. One is Larry Legend.

Description: Do you love bacon or know someone who loves bacon? Someone who studies Baconology?

Description: Do you love bacon or know someone who loves bacon? Someone who studies Baconology?

Description: Let the whole world know about your decades-old creepy obsession with Kelly.

Description: Let the whole world know about your creepy obsession with Kelly!

Description: Many men have worn 44 for the 17-time World Champs. UPDATED for 2022 to include the Timelord!