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Asupra 1 Hat

Description: It's well past dark and you're driving the famed Mt. Haruna Touge. As you round a hairpin turn, you notice lights in your rearview. In an instant, it's on you. A bright red Supra, probably a Mk IV, with - wait that can't be right - a child a the wheel. She flips you off as she brakes late around the next hair pin. As you watch her drift around the corner effortlessly, her mouthed words, "Learn how to drive, idiot," burn themselves into your brain and you think to yourself, "Man, I wish I owned a shirt with her car and face on it."

Tags: supra 2jz, supra, shinji, supra mk4, manga

Asupra 1 Hat

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Asupra 2 Hat

Description: Demonstrate your commitment to the art of the drift and to the red head from Eva with this design. Featuring a Mk IV Supra and some cool VHS text, everyone with even a vague memory of 90s Japanese pop culture will lose their minds when they see this. Of course, I wasn't even alive then, so I'm mostly taking my cues for the internet here, but these days, who isn't?

Tags: supra 2jz, jdm, jdm lover, eva, jdm car

Asupra 2 Hat

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There's No Way I Can Lose Hat

Description: Hey, remember when Asuka said this in the famous animated television show Neon Genesis Evangelion? Well, now you can put her words on a shirt or a sticker or a mug or something.

Tags: asuka langley soryu, asuka, asuka evangelion, asuka langley, eva

There's No Way I Can Lose Hat

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Juice Fridge Kennedy - Pop Art Hat
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Description: Celebrate America's first refrigerator president as well as the swinging avant-garde styles of the '60s with this new design. Featuring Juice Fridge "JFK" Kennedy and his wife Jackie "Jackie O" Orangina. Also depicted is the soon to be president Johnson and his trouser snake Jumbo (not pictured, but definitely present).

Tags: jfk, pop surrealism, kennedy, psychedelic, vintage

Juice Fridge Kennedy - Pop Art Hat

$12 $19

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Thinkin About Him Hat
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Description: Idk, sometimes I just can't stop thinkin about him. Those weird lips, that terrible hairline, those missing Romanians. Just, you know, thinkin about him

Tags: retro, communist, romania, warholesque, colourful artwork

Thinkin About Him Hat

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FEAR Hat
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Description: Streetwear is lazy. I made this design in about five minutes to prove it.

Tags: euro, trash, hiphop, modern, fashion

FEAR Hat

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The Nameless Epoch Hat
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Description: Regan! Polaroids! Unfettered Capitalism the effects of which are felt to this day! Madonna! Celebrate the 1980s the only way I know how, invoking the nameless horrors from beyond the furthest stars whose very visages may drive a person to madness conjured from the twisted mind of H.P. Lovecraft. If you - like me - feel that same sense of terror and insignificance when you remember how the actions of one irresponsible decade can irrevokably ruin a planet, try using this image to find like-minded companions.

Tags: rainbow, lesbian, aesthetic, the nameless city, polaroid

The Nameless Epoch Hat

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Thicc-up Truck Hat
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Description: Show your dad how much you love him with this fun, dad-themed shirt. Never mind that father's day was last weekend and you spent the whole thing shit faced and making decisions that would bring tears to his eyes. He'll forget all about those times you've let him down by being a harlot when he's blinded by the majesty of this simple shirt.

Tags: red neck, truck, trucking, dad, daddy

Thicc-up Truck Hat

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Vin Jiesel Hat
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Description: Are you a diesel soaked messiah? Tell the world with this ridiculously hard to read shirt/mug/wall hanging!

Tags: art, brian oconner, jesus, paul walker, tokyo drift

Vin Jiesel Hat

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TEACH ME HOW TO DISCREETLY MAKE HER LOVE ME Hat
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Description: In love? Can't figure out how to make her love you back? This shirt may help you drop a SUBTLE hint about your true feelings. Or just let everyone you're into women.

Tags: valentine, pavlov, 80s, design, weird

TEACH ME HOW TO DISCREETLY MAKE HER LOVE ME Hat

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Hot Washing Machine Hat
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Description: Ever feel like washing machines might be... hot?? NOW THEY ARE! Show people how excited you are for this new development. Alternatively, protest how far technology or society or whatever has gone. Either way, buy the damn shirt.

Tags: colorful, abstract, design, surreal, art

Hot Washing Machine Hat

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Fly Away Hat
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Description: Sick and tired of modernity? Well, this shirt provides you with a solution straight from the 20s Font: Nip and Tuck NF, Nick Curtis, http://www.nicksfonts.com/

Tags: vector, design, 20s art deco, geometric, retro

Fly Away Hat

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Sunset Corp Logo Hat
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Description: Show off your loyalty to everyone's favourite 1970's multinational small arms manufacturer, agribusiness, and pharmaceutical research company. Let the world know that you are a LOYAL company man and do NOT deserve to be 'liquidated' like so many before you. We miss you George, dear God, we miss you so much. Font: Magmawaves Caps, Yanko Tsvetkov, http://alphadesigner.com/magmawave-font/

Tags: vintage, graphic, gaming, graphic design, symbol

Sunset Corp Logo Hat

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Surprise, boys Hat
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Description: Surprise the boys in YOUR life with this playful, flirty shirt. Alternatively, wear it while beating the ever-loving crap out of criminals. Font: Font Diner Sparkly, https://www.fontdiner.com/

Tags: shirtdesign, quotes, cute, flirting

Surprise, boys Hat

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Mission Accomplished Hat
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Description: Let EVERYONE know that YOU personally won the War in Iraq. You did it, you killed Sadam and now everyone has to love you, right? RIGHT?

Tags: george bush, illuminati, iraq, memes, memeshirt

Mission Accomplished Hat

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Skeleboihowdy Hat
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Description: Make sure everyone knows that you STRONGLY oppose The Zucc for Prez.

Tags: president, boat, skeletons, skull, cowboy

Skeleboihowdy Hat

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My Jerusalem Hat
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Description: Let people know that you've found your Jerusalem and inspire them to do the same with this fun design. Whether you're religious or simply just want people to be jealous of your happiness, this design is for you!

Tags: revelations funny, revelation, church, sepulchre, abstract

My Jerusalem Hat

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Skeleboihowdy + Ted Cruz Hat
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Description: The original Skeleboihowdy profile pic complete with many Ted Cruzs. Never forget who the Zodiac Killer really is with the FESTIVE shirt

Tags: mission accomplished, killer, zodiac, ted cruz, god

Skeleboihowdy + Ted Cruz Hat

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Mission Accomplished White Hat
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Description: Let EVERYONE know that YOU personally won the War in Iraq. You did it, you killed Sadam and now everyone has to love you, right? RIGHT?

Tags: memeshirt, mission accomplished

Mission Accomplished White Hat

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