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Description: It's well past dark and you're driving the famed Mt. Haruna Touge. As you round a hairpin turn, you notice lights in your rearview. In an instant, it's on you. A bright red Supra, probably a Mk IV, with - wait that can't be right - a child a the wheel. She flips you off as she brakes late around the next hair pin. As you watch her drift around the corner effortlessly, her mouthed words, "Learn how to drive, idiot," burn themselves into your brain and you think to yourself, "Man, I wish I owned a shirt with her car and face on it."

Description: Demonstrate your commitment to the art of the drift and to the red head from Eva with this design. Featuring a Mk IV Supra and some cool VHS text, everyone with even a vague memory of 90s Japanese pop culture will lose their minds when they see this. Of course, I wasn't even alive then, so I'm mostly taking my cues for the internet here, but these days, who isn't?

Description: Hey, remember when Asuka said this in the famous animated television show Neon Genesis Evangelion? Well, now you can put her words on a shirt or a sticker or a mug or something.

Description: Are you SICK and TIRED of people calling you Mitchel? Get this handy SHIRT to tell those TOOLBOX EXTRAORDINARIES that you are NOT MITCHEL! >:(

Description: Celebrate America's first refrigerator president as well as the swinging avant-garde styles of the '60s with this new design. Featuring Juice Fridge "JFK" Kennedy and his wife Jackie "Jackie O" Orangina. Also depicted is the soon to be president Johnson and his trouser snake Jumbo (not pictured, but definitely present).

Description: Idk, sometimes I just can't stop thinkin about him. Those weird lips, that terrible hairline, those missing Romanians. Just, you know, thinkin about him

Description: Streetwear is lazy. I made this design in about five minutes to prove it.

Description: Regan! Polaroids! Unfettered Capitalism the effects of which are felt to this day! Madonna! Celebrate the 1980s the only way I know how, invoking the nameless horrors from beyond the furthest stars whose very visages may drive a person to madness conjured from the twisted mind of H.P. Lovecraft. If you - like me - feel that same sense of terror and insignificance when you remember how the actions of one irresponsible decade can irrevokably ruin a planet, try using this image to find like-minded companions.

Description: Show your dad how much you love him with this fun, dad-themed shirt. Never mind that father's day was last weekend and you spent the whole thing shit faced and making decisions that would bring tears to his eyes. He'll forget all about those times you've let him down by being a harlot when he's blinded by the majesty of this simple shirt.

Description: Are you a diesel soaked messiah? Tell the world with this ridiculously hard to read shirt/mug/wall hanging!

Description: In love? Can't figure out how to make her love you back? This shirt may help you drop a SUBTLE hint about your true feelings. Or just let everyone you're into women.

Description: Ever feel like washing machines might be... hot?? NOW THEY ARE! Show people how excited you are for this new development. Alternatively, protest how far technology or society or whatever has gone. Either way, buy the damn shirt.

Description: Sick and tired of modernity? Well, this shirt provides you with a solution straight from the 20s Font: Nip and Tuck NF, Nick Curtis, http://www.nicksfonts.com/

Description: Show off your loyalty to everyone's favourite 1970's multinational small arms manufacturer, agribusiness, and pharmaceutical research company. Let the world know that you are a LOYAL company man and do NOT deserve to be 'liquidated' like so many before you. We miss you George, dear God, we miss you so much. Font: Magmawaves Caps, Yanko Tsvetkov, http://alphadesigner.com/magmawave-font/

Description: Surprise the boys in YOUR life with this playful, flirty shirt. Alternatively, wear it while beating the ever-loving crap out of criminals. Font: Font Diner Sparkly, https://www.fontdiner.com/

Description: Let EVERYONE know that YOU personally won the War in Iraq. You did it, you killed Sadam and now everyone has to love you, right? RIGHT?

Description: Make sure everyone knows that you STRONGLY oppose The Zucc for Prez.

Description: Let people know that you've found your Jerusalem and inspire them to do the same with this fun design. Whether you're religious or simply just want people to be jealous of your happiness, this design is for you!

Description: The original Skeleboihowdy profile pic complete with many Ted Cruzs. Never forget who the Zodiac Killer really is with the FESTIVE shirt

Description: Let EVERYONE know that YOU personally won the War in Iraq. You did it, you killed Sadam and now everyone has to love you, right? RIGHT?