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Description: Are you SICK and TIRED of people calling you Mitchel? Get this handy SHIRT to tell those TOOLBOX EXTRAORDINARIES that you are NOT MITCHEL! >:(

Description: Flaunt your crimes to the FBI with this sticker flagrantly announcing that you committed one of the most heinous crimes of the 20th century!

Description: Celebrate America's first refrigerator president as well as the swinging avant-garde styles of the '60s with this new design. Featuring Juice Fridge "JFK" Kennedy and his wife Jackie "Jackie O" Orangina. Also depicted is the soon to be president Johnson and his trouser snake Jumbo (not pictured, but definitely present).

Description: Idk, sometimes I just can't stop thinkin about him. Those weird lips, that terrible hairline, those missing Romanians. Just, you know, thinkin about him

Description: Streetwear is lazy. I made this design in about five minutes to prove it.

Description: Regan! Polaroids! Unfettered Capitalism the effects of which are felt to this day! Madonna! Celebrate the 1980s the only way I know how, invoking the nameless horrors from beyond the furthest stars whose very visages may drive a person to madness conjured from the twisted mind of H.P. Lovecraft. If you - like me - feel that same sense of terror and insignificance when you remember how the actions of one irresponsible decade can irrevokably ruin a planet, try using this image to find like-minded companions.

Description: Show your dad how much you love him with this fun, dad-themed shirt. Never mind that father's day was last weekend and you spent the whole thing shit faced and making decisions that would bring tears to his eyes. He'll forget all about those times you've let him down by being a harlot when he's blinded by the majesty of this simple shirt.

Description: Are you a diesel soaked messiah? Tell the world with this ridiculously hard to read shirt/mug/wall hanging!

Description: In love? Can't figure out how to make her love you back? This shirt may help you drop a SUBTLE hint about your true feelings. Or just let everyone you're into women.

Description: Ever feel like washing machines might be... hot?? NOW THEY ARE! Show people how excited you are for this new development. Alternatively, protest how far technology or society or whatever has gone. Either way, buy the damn shirt.

Description: Show off your loyalty to everyone's favourite 1970's multinational small arms manufacturer, agribusiness, and pharmaceutical research company. Let the world know that you are a LOYAL company man and do NOT deserve to be 'liquidated' like so many before you. We miss you George, dear God, we miss you so much. Font: Magmawaves Caps, Yanko Tsvetkov, http://alphadesigner.com/magmawave-font/

Description: Let EVERYONE know that YOU personally won the War in Iraq. You did it, you killed Sadam and now everyone has to love you, right? RIGHT?

Description: Let EVERYONE know that YOU personally won the War in Iraq. You did it, you killed Sadam and now everyone has to love you, right? RIGHT?