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Bucaulké Hat
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Description: When you have to seal something, cover it with caulk!

Tags: construction, construction worker, humor

Bucaulké Hat

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Cheerfully Rancid Hat
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Description: We all feel it, why not wear it?

Tags: 250 years america, 250th anniversary, cheerful, fireworks

Cheerfully Rancid Hat

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Call the Grey Witch for the Dying Hat
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Description: A special order for the death witch

Tags: death
Power to the Threeagle Hat
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Description: A special request from: https://www.polyamateurhour.com/

Tags: polyamory, pride, queer

Power to the Threeagle Hat

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Basic Unicondor Hat
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Description: The basic Unicondor. A special request from: https://www.polyamateurhour.com/

Tags: polyamory, pride, queer

Basic Unicondor Hat

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Hygiene is Sexy Hat
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Description: Hygiene is sexy

Tags: behind the bastards, hygiene, sexy guy

Hygiene is Sexy Hat

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No Peace without Justice Hat
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Description: Hang the Klan, Hang the confederacy, No peace without Justice

Tags: conservative, end racism, racism, racism is wrong, republican

No Peace without Justice Hat

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Steven Miller in Politics Hat
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Description: Steven Miller is only in politics because his arms are too weak to strangle sex workers

Tags: black lives matter, ice, racism is stupid, racism is wrong, racism sucks

Steven Miller in Politics Hat

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Piss off a republican Hat
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Description: Want to really piss off a republican? Show them the constitution, there's nothing they hate more than people they don't like having rights and freedoms. Plus you get the bonus of also pissing off the ones that can't read.

Tags: america, freedom, pissed off, republican

Piss off a republican Hat

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Sisyphus is Happy Hat
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Description: Kamu said that we must imagine Sisyphus happy.

Tags: struggle, work, kamu, philosophy

Sisyphus is Happy Hat

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Cowboy Polycule Hat
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Description: Partner up in your cowboy polycule

Tags: cowboy, polyamorous, polyamory

Cowboy Polycule Hat

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Partner Up Hat
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Description: Partner Up? Love is infinite

Tags: polyamorous, polyamorous pride, polyamory pride

Partner Up Hat

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Transphobia is for Daleks Hat
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Description: From the words of the doctor, David Tenet, to our collective ears

Tags: dalek, drwhoshirts, transgender, transphobia

Transphobia is for Daleks Hat

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No! I am Sisyphus Hat
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Description: Kirk Douglas as Sisyphus.

Tags: kirk douglas, philosophy

No! I am Sisyphus Hat

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Vaguely Dissatisfied Bliss - Taco Hat
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Description: Taco the dog. Often described as having "resting disgruntled face" is actually in a state of Vaguely Dissatisfied Bliss.

Tags: bliss, chiwawa, dissatisfied, existence
Buck Buddies (lady hunters) Hat
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Description: Buck buddies in lady form

Tags: bow, hunting, queer

Buck Buddies (lady hunters) Hat

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Polyguru Hat
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Description: Polyguru: Ask me anything

Tags: guru, polyamorous, polyamory pride

Polyguru Hat

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Professional Hooker (of cannabis) Hat
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Description: Professional Hooker, Trimmer, and Processor!

Tags: cannabis culture, cannabis funny
Buck for 2 Hours Hat
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Description: I buck for 2 hours and ready to go again in 15 minutes. The plight of the farm worker.

Tags: cannabis art, cannabis funny

Buck for 2 Hours Hat

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The Dildo of Consequence Hat
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Description: The Dildo of Consequence Rarely Comes Lubed; not that it matters much, its a cactus!

Tags: consequence, dildo, lube

The Dildo of Consequence Hat

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Mirrors of Deception Hat
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Description: Beyond just being the opiate of the masses, television is the deceptive mirror of reality. A mirror of lies that we hunger for.

Tags: deception, lies, mirror, tv

Mirrors of Deception Hat

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America under GAYDAR Hat
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Description: America is under GAYDAR: Golden Age of Young Dumb Asshole Republicans

Tags: democrat, gay, pride, protest, republican

America under GAYDAR Hat

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The Future is a Concept Hat
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Description: The future is a concept to avoid living today.

Tags: future, inspiration, motivation, optimist, optimistic

The Future is a Concept Hat

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Miss 100%... Hat
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Description: You miss 100% of the fascists you don't hit All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good people to do nothing, so do your part and punch a fascist!

Tags: anti fascism

Miss 100%... Hat

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Sound of Krakatoa Hat
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Description: The sound of Krakatoa would Kill you, and I'm here for it At 10:02 am on August 27, 1883, an island in Indonesia collapsed as tsunamis sent 46-meter (151-foot) waves tearing into the ocean as far as South Africa. It marks the moment in history that the infamous Krakatoa volcano erupted, kicking off what's thought to have been the loudest sound ever.

Tags: election profit makers, epm, sound, volcano eruption

Sound of Krakatoa Hat

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Current Civil War Hat
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Description: Our current civil war has come: Americans Vs Republicans

Tags: antifa, antifascism, antifascist, civilwar, fight

Current Civil War Hat

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Not politics, Morality and Ethics Hat
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Description: The real difference between left and right is not political opinion, it is the existence of morality and ethics or the lack thereof.

Tags: antifa, antifascism, antifascist, politics
American Values 1 Hat
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Description: Republican "Values" are NOT American Values

Tags: 2024, 2024 election, democrat, election, political

American Values 1 Hat

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Out of Service Hat
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Description: Let everyone know that you're "Out of Service"

Tags: closed, services, shutdown

Out of Service Hat

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Peace and Love for the Stupid Foreigner Hat
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Description: When the words just don't match up. Peace and Love in English and "Stupid Foreigner" in Mandarin Chinese

Tags: chinese, peace and love, stupid
Why is the World the Way it is? Hat
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Description: A simple question to reflect upon

Tags: philosophy, politics, world

Why is the World the Way it is? Hat

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Only Libs Vote Hat
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Description: A reminder for all the conservatives that only liberals vote in a democracy (a liberal form of government)

Tags: 2024 election, conservative, democracy, democrat, republican

Only Libs Vote Hat

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Squirrels Tavern 50 Years Hat
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Description: 1974 - 2024! 50 Years together!

Tags: bar, corvallis, tavern

Squirrels Tavern 50 Years Hat

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Sisyphus Retold Hat
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Description: Itsy Bitsy spider is the modern telling of the myth of Sisyphus, just adjusted for toddlers

Tags: mythology, philosophy

Sisyphus Retold Hat

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It Just Hits Different Hat
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Description: Ever want to get away with anything?

Tags: political, political protest, politics protest

It Just Hits Different Hat

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Squirrels Tavern Since 1974 Hat
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Description: Squirrels Tavern is a Corvallis institution that has been in continuous operation since 1974

Tags: bar, squirrels, tavern

Squirrels Tavern Since 1974 Hat

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