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Bucaulké Tank Top

Description: When you have to seal something, cover it with caulk!

Tags: construction, construction worker, humor

Bucaulké Tank Top

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Cheerfully Rancid Tank Top
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Description: We all feel it, why not wear it?

Tags: 250 years america, 250th anniversary, cheerful, fireworks

Cheerfully Rancid Tank Top

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Call the Grey Witch for the Dying Tank Top
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Description: A special order for the death witch

Tags: death

Call the Grey Witch for the Dying Tank Top

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Power to the Threeagle Tank Top
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Description: A special request from: https://www.polyamateurhour.com/

Tags: polyamory, pride, queer

Power to the Threeagle Tank Top

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Basic Unicondor Tank Top
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Description: The basic Unicondor. A special request from: https://www.polyamateurhour.com/

Tags: polyamory, pride, queer

Basic Unicondor Tank Top

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Hygiene is Sexy Tank Top
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Description: Hygiene is sexy

Tags: behind the bastards, hygiene, sexy guy

Hygiene is Sexy Tank Top

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No Peace without Justice Tank Top
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Description: Hang the Klan, Hang the confederacy, No peace without Justice

Tags: conservative, end racism, racism, racism is wrong, republican

No Peace without Justice Tank Top

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Steven Miller in Politics Tank Top
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Description: Steven Miller is only in politics because his arms are too weak to strangle sex workers

Tags: black lives matter, ice, racism is stupid, racism is wrong, racism sucks

Steven Miller in Politics Tank Top

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Piss off a republican Tank Top
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Description: Want to really piss off a republican? Show them the constitution, there's nothing they hate more than people they don't like having rights and freedoms. Plus you get the bonus of also pissing off the ones that can't read.

Tags: america, freedom, pissed off, republican

Piss off a republican Tank Top

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Cowboy Polycule Tank Top

Description: Partner up in your cowboy polycule

Tags: cowboy, polyamorous, polyamory

Cowboy Polycule Tank Top

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Partner Up Tank Top
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Description: Partner Up? Love is infinite

Tags: polyamorous, polyamorous pride, polyamory pride

Partner Up Tank Top

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Transphobia is for Daleks Tank Top
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Description: From the words of the doctor, David Tenet, to our collective ears

Tags: dalek, drwhoshirts, transgender, transphobia

Transphobia is for Daleks Tank Top

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No! I am Sisyphus Tank Top
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Description: Kirk Douglas as Sisyphus.

Tags: kirk douglas, philosophy

No! I am Sisyphus Tank Top

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Vaguely Dissatisfied Bliss - Taco Tank Top
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Description: Taco the dog. Often described as having "resting disgruntled face" is actually in a state of Vaguely Dissatisfied Bliss.

Tags: bliss, chiwawa, dissatisfied, existence

Vaguely Dissatisfied Bliss - Taco Tank Top

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Buck Buddies (lady hunters) Tank Top
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Description: Buck buddies in lady form

Tags: bow, hunting, queer

Buck Buddies (lady hunters) Tank Top

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Polyguru Tank Top
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Description: Polyguru: Ask me anything

Tags: guru, polyamorous, polyamory pride

Polyguru Tank Top

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Professional Hooker (of cannabis) Tank Top
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Description: Professional Hooker, Trimmer, and Processor!

Tags: cannabis culture, cannabis funny

Professional Hooker (of cannabis) Tank Top

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Buck for 2 Hours Tank Top
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Description: I buck for 2 hours and ready to go again in 15 minutes. The plight of the farm worker.

Tags: cannabis art, cannabis funny

Buck for 2 Hours Tank Top

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The Dildo of Consequence Tank Top
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Description: The Dildo of Consequence Rarely Comes Lubed; not that it matters much, its a cactus!

Tags: consequence, dildo, lube

The Dildo of Consequence Tank Top

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Mirrors of Deception Tank Top
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Description: Beyond just being the opiate of the masses, television is the deceptive mirror of reality. A mirror of lies that we hunger for.

Tags: deception, lies, mirror, tv

Mirrors of Deception Tank Top

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America under GAYDAR Tank Top
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Description: America is under GAYDAR: Golden Age of Young Dumb Asshole Republicans

Tags: democrat, gay, pride, protest, republican

America under GAYDAR Tank Top

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The Future is a Concept Tank Top
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Description: The future is a concept to avoid living today.

Tags: future, inspiration, motivation, optimist, optimistic

The Future is a Concept Tank Top

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Miss 100%... Tank Top
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Description: You miss 100% of the fascists you don't hit All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good people to do nothing, so do your part and punch a fascist!

Tags: anti fascism

Miss 100%... Tank Top

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Sound of Krakatoa Tank Top
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Description: The sound of Krakatoa would Kill you, and I'm here for it At 10:02 am on August 27, 1883, an island in Indonesia collapsed as tsunamis sent 46-meter (151-foot) waves tearing into the ocean as far as South Africa. It marks the moment in history that the infamous Krakatoa volcano erupted, kicking off what's thought to have been the loudest sound ever.

Tags: election profit makers, epm, sound, volcano eruption

Sound of Krakatoa Tank Top

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Current Civil War Tank Top
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Description: Our current civil war has come: Americans Vs Republicans

Tags: antifa, antifascism, antifascist, civilwar, fight

Current Civil War Tank Top

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Not politics, Morality and Ethics Tank Top
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Description: The real difference between left and right is not political opinion, it is the existence of morality and ethics or the lack thereof.

Tags: antifa, antifascism, antifascist, politics

Not politics, Morality and Ethics Tank Top

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American Values 1 Tank Top
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Description: Republican "Values" are NOT American Values

Tags: 2024, 2024 election, democrat, election, political

American Values 1 Tank Top

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Out of Service Tank Top
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Description: Let everyone know that you're "Out of Service"

Tags: closed, services, shutdown

Out of Service Tank Top

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Peace and Love for the Stupid Foreigner Tank Top

Description: When the words just don't match up. Peace and Love in English and "Stupid Foreigner" in Mandarin Chinese

Tags: chinese, peace and love, stupid
Why is the World the Way it is? Tank Top
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Description: A simple question to reflect upon

Tags: philosophy, politics, world

Why is the World the Way it is? Tank Top

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Only Libs Vote Tank Top
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Description: A reminder for all the conservatives that only liberals vote in a democracy (a liberal form of government)

Tags: 2024 election, conservative, democracy, democrat, republican

Only Libs Vote Tank Top

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Squirrels Tavern 50 Years Tank Top
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Description: 1974 - 2024! 50 Years together!

Tags: bar, corvallis, tavern

Squirrels Tavern 50 Years Tank Top

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Sisyphus Retold Tank Top
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Description: Itsy Bitsy spider is the modern telling of the myth of Sisyphus, just adjusted for toddlers

Tags: mythology, philosophy

Sisyphus Retold Tank Top

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It Just Hits Different Tank Top
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Description: Ever want to get away with anything?

Tags: political, political protest, politics protest

It Just Hits Different Tank Top

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Squirrels Tavern Since 1974 Tank Top

Description: Squirrels Tavern is a Corvallis institution that has been in continuous operation since 1974

Tags: bar, squirrels, tavern

Squirrels Tavern Since 1974 Tank Top

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Color Cock Tank Top
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Description: A painted color image for the Peacock Bar and Grill in Historic Downtown Corvallis Oregon

Tags: corvallis, peacock bar

Color Cock Tank Top

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