Bad Decisions

Description: Zoe balances en pointe with arms outstretched, hair clips glinting in her fur. Lavender watercolor splashes and motion lines capture her ballet leap.

Description: Zoe twirls en pointe in her pink tutu beneath a spotlight beam. Stars and musical notes float around her on this colorful numbered trading card.

Description: Wembley frets with a hand on his chin, unsure in his banana print Hawaiian shirt. Glowing cave mushrooms and colorful stalactites fill the trading card background.

Description: Wembley strikes his classic chin-in-hand thinking pose in a palm-print Hawaiian shirt. Orange and blue watercolor splashes swirl around him alongside a playful banana doodle.

Description: Uncle Traveling Matt holds his field journal and pencil beside a watercolor globe, every bit the fearless Fraggle explorer. Green and yellow splatters drip across the scene.

Description: Uncle Traveling Matt poses in his safari helmet with notepad in hand, ready for another expedition. The distressed trading card frames him against a stalactite cave backdrop with halftone texture.

Description: A dad runs out of toilet paper as a clawed monster reaches through the bathroom door in this horror parody VHS cover. Nowhere to wipe, nowhere to hide.

Description: The Count raises his hands mid-count with fangs bared and monocle gleaming beneath his high collared cape. Bats circle a gothic archway behind this classic trading card design.

Description: Super Grover soars in his silver helmet and red cape with fist raised high. Red and grey watercolor splatters burst around the flying blue muppet.

Description: Super Grover rockets over the skyline with his cape snapping behind him. Card #24 pairs the flying pose with comic-book speed lines and starbursts.

Description: Wednesday fixes her stare behind round wire-rim glasses, braids sleek and face full of freckled menace. One lens shows Pugsley and Fester crouched by an explosive outside the mansion gates, the other catches the fireball going off seconds later.

Description: Wednesday stares dead ahead, utterly unimpressed, while her sunglasses reflect Uncle Fester plunging the detonator on the family mansion with Pugsley watching nearby. Just another day at the Addams house.

Description: Wednesday stares down the camera, braids tight and expression flatter than a tombstone. Her round sunglasses mirror Uncle Fester pushing the plunger next to Pugsley as an explosion rips through the cemetery gates.

Description: Fester cackles with his mouth wide open, round goggles strapped over sunken eyes. Each lens reflects Wednesday and Pugsley crouched beside sparking dynamite sticks as Lurch watches from the graveyard dark.

Description: Fester grins wide enough to short-circuit a lightbulb, goggles strapped tight over his bald head. Both lenses show Wednesday and Pugsley lighting a bundle of dynamite in the graveyard while Lurch looms behind them.

Description: Morticia glides through the gloom with a rose in one hand and a dagger stare. Her glasses reflect Gomez kissing her hand on one side and Wednesday and Pugsley playing with a toy guillotine by the fireplace on the other.

Description: Morticia holds a thorned rose like a weapon, lips painted darker than her mood. One lens mirrors Gomez pressing a kiss to her hand, the other shows Wednesday and Pugsley circling a guillotine toy in the parlor.

Description: Ming raises his gilded scepter beneath a crown of splattered wine-red and gold, pointed ears and goatee sharp against the chaos. Even in watercolor, his imperial menace doesn't wash out.

Description: Wanted for tyranny, war crimes, and one failed attempt to vaporize Earth: Ming the Merciless, dead or alive. The Freedom Forces want him found before Mongo burns again.

Description: Ming rules Mongo with an iron scepter and zero mercy. This collectible card captures the Tyrant of Mongo in full ceremonial regalia.

Description: Ming towers in miniature form, clawed fingers and a glowing scepter ready to command Mongo. His fan-collared robe and sharp goatee leave no doubt who's in charge.

Description: Millard Fillmore, the often-forgotten 13th president, appears in a fine-line engraved portrait framed by ornate rococo carving.

Description: Martin Van Buren was the first president born a US citizen rather than a British subject. This engraved card frames the 8th president's white sideburns and formal frock coat in a Victorian floral border.

Description: Mandrake strikes his signature pose, wand in hand and cape flaring red beneath splattered watercolor paint. Magenta and purple drips frame him like ink escaping its own spell.

Description: Mandrake hypnotizes with a single gesture, golden rings radiating from his gloved hands. This card crowns him Master of Hypnotism under his own ribbon banner.

Description: Red visor locked and antennae raised, this Ant-Man minifig is built to shrink, swing, and still swing a punch.

Description: Annihilus hovers mid-strike, Cosmic Control Rod blazing gold against a watercolor wash of green and purple.

Description: Nova Corps wants Annihilus dead or captured, ten million units on the table for cosmic genocide.

Description: The Living Death That Walks charges forward, Cosmic Control Rod crackling, straight off a 90s trading card come to life.

Description: Annihilus tears through the void clutching the Cosmic Control Rod, wings spread and ready to annihilate everything in reach.

Description: A hundred pounds, dead or alive: Governor Woodes Rogers wants Anne Bonny for piracy, robbery, and felony on the high seas.

Description: Cutlass drawn and coat buttoned against the sea spray, Anne Bonny commands her deck like she was born to it.

Description: Anne Bonny tips her tricorn and lets her sunglasses do the talking, a full pirate ship caught in the reflection.

Description: Claw slashes tear across a watercolor wash of red and brown as Animal Man plants his stance, fists ready. Faint animal-mandala lines ripple behind him.

Description: Card No. 14 in the Heroes & Allies set catches Animal Man mid-leap, lion, eagle, and rhino silhouettes trailing in halftone behind him.

Description: The Phantom stands silent in his full hood, goggles hiding everything but intent. Both lenses mirror the Skull Cave entrance with his horse Hero and wolf Devil waiting in the jungle clearing.