Bad Decisions

Description: This turkey skipped the dinner table and grabbed the whole pumpkin pie for himself. He stands proud among pumpkins and acorns, thankful and full.

Description: Wanted for tying maidens to railroad tracks and general villainy, Snidely Whiplash finally gets his $500 bounty poster courtesy of the Mounties.

Description: This turkey ate his fill and passed out in the armchair, belt unbuckled and slippers on. Eat, nap, repeat is the only plan for the day.

Description: Pac-Man traded pellets for Christmas cookies, with all four ghosts hot on his trail through a holiday maze. Santa hat included, chomping optional.

Description: Count Orlok stalks forward in a wash of blood-red watercolor, claws outstretched beneath a gothic castle skyline. Horror painted raw and dripping.

Description: Count Orlok's pointed ears and sharp fangs get the brick treatment in a long dark coat. A pocket-sized nod to cinema's original vampire.

Description: Count Orlok stares out from this gothic trading card, fangs bared beneath hollow eyes. A tribute to cinema's original nightmare vampire.

Description: Count Orlok stalks forward with clawed hands and bared fangs, a ring of bats circling through crimson ink splatter. Classic silent-horror dread rendered in bold brushstrokes.

Description: Nosferatu's round glasses hold the whole legend in their lenses: the ship Empusa crossing dark water on one side, Wisborg's spires and a full moon on the other. Crosshatched ink gives the bald vampire a quiet, eerie portrait.

Description: Kato lunges back from the dead in full fighting stance, chauffeur cap and domino mask still in place. Decaying claws replace his famous martial arts strikes beneath a hornet emblem backdrop.

Description: Bert trades his unibrow for a blank white mask and a kitchen knife, mashing up Sesame Street with Halloween's silent slasher. The boiler suit and knife sell the horror swap.

Description: Bert swaps his overalls for a battered fedora and striped sweater, channeling Freddy Krueger claw and all. The bladed glove turns Sesame Street into Elm Street.

Description: Benjamin Harrison's bearded portrait gets the banknote-engraving treatment on card #23, framed in filigree scrollwork.

Description: This Santa traded his sleigh for scars, swinging a chain-wrapped candy cane club through shattered ice and embers.

Description: Batman throws a fighting stance on card #22, cowl and cape sharp against a red, cyan, and yellow comic burst.

Description: Batgirl strikes a hands-on-hips pose for card #28, her yellow cape and bat emblem popping against a halftone starburst.

Description: Obama takes card #44 in gold-and-navy trim, posed beneath the White House's columned halls in a dark suit and blue tie.

Description: Bane flexes against his Venom rig, glowing green tubes snaking up his arms as green and black paint bleeds across the page.

Description: Bam Bam Bigelow gets the brick treatment, flame tattoos inked across his bald head and chest, beard set in a snarl.

Description: Public Enemy Number One, caught mid-getaway outside the bank with the Thompson still smoking. The suit's sharp. The reputation's sharper.

Description: A reanimated Green Hornet keeps his revolver cocked, finger still on the trigger. His torn trench coat and domino mask hang in tatters beneath a hornet emblem backdrop.

Description: Green Hornet's goggle lenses hold the whole case: Kato mid-kick on one side, the Black Beauty gunning down a neon-lit street on the other. Crosshatched ink shading turns the vigilante into a noir portrait.

Description: The Green Hornet trades his car for a garden perch, domino mask and fedora intact atop a bushy-bearded gnome face. His trench coat and black gloves give this masked vigilante a whole new size.

Description: Somewhere in this tree hides a sneaky green pickle, and the hunt is on with magnifying glass in hand. Find it first and claim holiday bragging rights.

Description: A miniature steam train circles a glowing Christmas tree inside this snow globe village, with snow-dusted cottages and warm lantern light scattered around the base.

Description: A lighthouse glows through falling snow, wrapped in garland and lit for the holidays. Waves crash below while the keeper's cottage glows warm against the winter night.

Description: Ten green frogs belt out carols in matching winter scarves while their conductor keeps time with a candy cane baton. Snow falls as the choir hits its high notes.

Description: Beetlejuice leans on his cane in full pinstripe suit, grinning through mossy decay beside a skull-carved tombstone arch. Neon green and purple splatters frame the scene.

Description: Wanted by the Neitherworld Bureau for bio-exorcism and unlicensed chaos, the self-proclaimed ghost with the most finally gets his mugshot.

Description: Beetlejuice summons the striped Sandworm under a swirling full moon in a crumbling graveyard. A collector card built for fans of the ghost with the most.

Description: Arkham's alleycat clears a gargoyle's ledge with the whip already uncoiling. The city beneath her never saw it coming.

Description: Calvin Coolidge's engraved portrait sits inside ornate scrollwork on card #30, aged parchment giving it a banknote feel.

Description: Love turns to ash when a toaster fire interrupts a 1950s kitchen embrace in this melodrama parody VHS cover.

Description: Boober Fraggle clutches his trusty washboard under a floppy newsboy cap, rendered in moody watercolor splashes of gray and purple. A nostalgic pick for any Fraggle Rock fan who grew up with Jim Henson's underground crew.

Description: Boober Fraggle scrubs away on his washboard in the Rock's cave-lined laundry nook, orange hair hanging over his eyes. The aged parchment border and No. 12 card number complete the set piece.

Description: Clinton smiles from card #42 in front of the stars and stripes, striped tie and all.