Bad Decisions

Description: The Count flashes his fangs and monocle in a moody watercolor portrait, cape billowing against a bat silhouette backdrop in navy and crimson. A one-two-three count of Sesame Street nostalgia for muppet fans.

Description: Cookie Monster chomps into a chocolate chip cookie with crumbs flying and another cookie in hand. Brown and blue watercolor splatters surround the googly-eyed chaos.

Description: Cookie Monster scores a collectible-style trading card, caught mid-bite with crumbs flying and his signature grin against a sunburst halftone backdrop. Card #24 brings serious Sesame Street nostalgia.

Description: A coffee cup turns into the horror villain on this VHS parody box, boiling lava spilling over the rim while steam forms a snarling demon skull. Drink it and die, the tagline warns.

Description: Chester A. Arthur's mutton chops anchor card #21, engraved like currency with acanthus-leaf border work.

Description: Crimson paint bleeds into a cat's silhouette behind her, whip coiled and lipstick smile already working an angle.

Description: Grand larceny, burglary, evading arrest - the GCPD file reads like her resume. Selina Kyle smirks right through the mugshot.

Description: Catwoman crouches low in her glossy black catsuit, red goggles catching the light as brushstrokes of red and black sweep behind her.

Description: She never looks where you think she's looking. Her goggles hold the whole rainy scene: Batman on a wet Gotham street under buzzing neon.

Description: Eartha Kitt's Catwoman flashes gold claws and a gold chain belt on card #30, lit up by a purple-and-yellow halftone burst.

Description: Betelgeuse grins behind his signature shades, lenses reflecting the Winter River model town on one side and the Maitland-Deetz house on the other.

Description: Say his name three times if you dare. This grinning ghost with the most comes brick-built, striped suit and all.

Description: Wanted for grand theft, extortion, and assault with deadly super-weaponry: The Beetle. S.H.I.E.L.D. calls him armed and extremely dangerous.

Description: Marvel's armored Beetle trades flight for lawn duty, bushy beard and insect wings included. Even supervillains need a garden gig eventually.

Description: Beetle suits up in purple and green armor, wings spread and jetpack firing. Built brick by brick for the display shelf.

Description: Ernie dons Jason Voorhees' hockey mask and grips a machete in tattered camp gear. A Sesame Street icon gets a Friday the 13th makeover.

Description: Elmo waves with a cheerful grin, red fur and round orange nose front and center. Yellow and orange watercolor splashes with crayon-like scrawls fill the background.

Description: Elmo waves from the playground slide, red fur bright against the blue sky. This 1990s Series card, #14, wraps him in a confetti-sprinkled border.

Description: Young Eddie Munster clutches his Woof Woof doll while his round glasses reflect Herman tinkering in the lab and Lily holding a candle.

Description: Eisenhower's card pairs his five-star general insignia with a full military ribbon rack, set against a warm golden backdrop for the 34th president.

Description: This tiny green construction worker from Fraggle Rock totes his wrench and chisel beside a faceted crystal structure, washed in purple and blue watercolor splashes. A nostalgic nod to Jim Henson's tireless builders for Fraggle fans.

Description: A hard-hatted Doozer hauls tools past a radish-stick scaffold on this Fraggle Rock trading card.

Description: Trump's second act as the 47th president gets its own card, aged-paper texture and a circular No. 47 star badge included.

Description: Trump's first term gets the trading card treatment, complete with a bronze 45 medallion and a flag-draped backdrop. It's a collectible-style portrait built around the navy suit and red tie look from his 2016 run.

Description: Cousin Itt's shaggy hair and bowler hat hide a split reflection: Gomez raising his glass on one lens, Morticia and Pugsley at dinner on the other.

Description: The Beetle blasts across the night skyline on four mechanical wings, fist glowing with energy. A holographic trading card built for Marvel villain collectors.

Description: Beetle rockets through the air in full armor, jetpack blazing and insect wings flared wide. Purple, green, and magenta splatters explode around him.

Description: Andrew Johnson stumbles back in a torn frock coat and bloodstained bow tie, the Capitol dome rising behind him. An American flag crest frames the impeached president's decayed return.

Description: Andrew Jackson claws back in his dress uniform, a bloodied cavalry saber raised in one rotting hand. Crossed sabers and a shield crest frame Old Hickory's return from the grave.

Description: Allen the Alien crashes back as a rotting orange cyclops with ribs exposed through torn flesh. His shredded overalls and harness straps barely hold together under a starburst backdrop.

Description: Alexander Hamilton returns as a decaying Continental Army officer, quill pen still in hand. Crossed cavalry swords and an eagle crest loom behind his torn uniform.

Description: Alexander Graham Bell shambles back with a severed telephone wire gripped in one decaying hand. His frock coat hangs torn while the twin-bell telephone sits cracked behind him.

Description: Albert Einstein shuffles forward with chalk still gripped in a decaying hand, glowing electron rings orbiting behind him. His wild hair and torn cardigan complete the physicist's rotting return.

Description: Alan Scott rises as a rotting Green Lantern, his ring still blazing green flame against a shattered domino mask. His purple cape hangs in ragged tatters as the lantern battery glows behind him.

Description: This grunge squirrel belts into a mic with wild curly hair and a bushy tail swinging behind him. The 'Squirrel Jam' lettering channels classic 90s rock band logos.

Description: Pierce's card goes full Victorian engraving, bow tie and ornate filigree frame included, for the 14th president before the Civil War split the country.